Harvest Goers '07 Page 1

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Author: Golem

OoC: This is going to take place in a timeline completely unrelated to any other story. It would be far too hard to try to place it in the Neutral Timeline, and holy cow it could never work in Good or Bad. Plus, I don't know any other stories in general that it could be in the same timeline with.

~A news reporter stands in front of an open field an hour or so before sunset. The cameras focuses on her. 3... 2... 1...~

Reporter: Thanks, Stan. I'm standing in western Nothing. The view behind me is picturesque, as you can see--but soon, that will no longer be the case. The government has recently sold this land to--

~Rhykette, the robotic person, zooms into view--next to the reporter--with her jet feet.~

Rhykette: --me!

Reporter: ?? No, but--

Rhykette: If I don't make good use of ALL of this land within a year, the government will sell it to construction companies, and they'll build malls and all sorts of crap on it. That's right, we need farmers for this land. Come out to my office at 1010 Plain Road, that's in western Nothing, you can MapQuest it. We'll set'cha up with some good land.

Reporter: Um. You heard it, folks? Apparently this woman,...

Rhykette: Rhykette's the name.

Reporter: Rhykette needs your help farming this land in order to convince the government not to sell it to construction companies. Back to you, Stan!