GCPA Sidequests Part 3
Canadian Detour- Featuring Lupine's Owl, Aeolus
by Scruffy, Que Pasa, Lupine, Stampede, That Krazy Dude and Lupine on September 9, 2005
*Stampede has a gun pointed at Nemo, but withdraws it.*
Stempde: Eh...I'll kill you later.
Nemo: Okay, good!
That Krazy Dude: *then shoots Nemo*
Lupine: I have a hawk now, a vicious one that enjoys eating various parts of Nemo!
Scruffy: Follow me!!!!!! (walks off ship)
That Krazy Dude: Fuck yo hawk!
Que Pasa: Where are we off to today, Cap'n?
Lupine: Me= 12-1000
Scruffy: Hmm, let me see.. (sinks)
Que Pasa: *follows Scruffy off the ship, is carried away by a shark*
Lupine: Yes.
That Krazy Dude: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh????????
Scruffy: Scruffy.....glug glug.......can't....glug.......swim.......glug glug glug
Nemo: Eh what the heck? *shoots himself in the head*
That Krazy Dude: I'll save you captain! *jumps in the opposite direction*
Scruffy: Hel....glug glug...p (floats to bottom to see Titanic, Ricky Martin, Atlantis, and the Power Rangers) AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Stampede: *DOES THE SMART THING BY SHOOTING LIFE PRESERVERS TO THEM*
Lupine: :: kicks them away and then kicks Stampede:: Let's bet money and see how long they last, or until they notice the water is only 5 inches.
Nemo: Hey, let's go on an adventure where I die horribly!
That Krazy Dude: *grabs life preserver and goes back onto land*
Scruffy: (throws Nemo at Power Rangers)
Nemo: No, not them! Aaaaah!
*The shark is grabbed and has its head beaten off by... Henry Winkler!*
Lupine: I bet 1000 on 5 hours!
Stampede: *THROWS LUPINE OVER CAUSE HE WAS GAY AND KICKED ME*
Lupine: (grabs on) You bastard. Today we end this rivalry! Aelous! (an owl appears)
Scruffy: Hey......I just noticed something. We're in a puddle.
*The crew goes back on land.*
That Krazy Dude: Potato?
Que Pasa: *shoves Lupine at Winkler and swims away*
Scruffy: (shoots bird) I got our next dinner! Chef, cook!
That Krazy Dude: Yay!!
Que Pasa: Potato? By Din you're right!
That Krazy Dude: No, by Don. Don King.
Lupine: :: grabs aeolus and flies off ship but the bird can't make it:: Aeolus!
*A giant sea potato roars towards the crew OMG NOSTALGIA*
Lupine: Noooooooooooooooooooooo! :: casts Aero on him::
That Krazy Dude: No!
Nemo: What does Jupiter have on it, bananas?
Stampede: *SHOOTS MARKO--I MEAN LUPINE'S---STUPID HAWK*
Lupine: Fuck you! :: grabs sword and blocks gun in true Vicious vs. Spike style::
That Krazy Dude: Nemo's trying to take my lines, dammit! I'm the random guy!
Nemo: But I am the dead dude!
Que Pasa: Then die!
That Krazy Dude: Are you trying to be Lupine who's trying to be me?
Scruffy: Damn, bird, I said stay down !(shoots it wit a 0.30mm armor piercing chaingun)
Stampede: Shut up Lupine, I already shot your damn bird, and I got its left wing! So get over it!
Lupine: No.
Nemo: Okay. *jumps off Empire State Building*
Lupine: ::points to Nemo::
Stampede: And cook that damn wing! I need food!
Scruffy: I got its torso! Who wants the head?
That Krazy Dude: Haha, you said head!
Que Pasa : The potato got the rest.
Lupine: Fuck you all! Fountis!
Scruffy: The bird had it coming.
Stampede: Hey, how did Nemo get on the Empire State Building, aren't we in Jersey? Or some other planet?
Nemo: It's simple really.. *collapes* Pichachew.
That Krazy Dude: No we're in Canada.
Lupine: :: a large barricuda comes:: Fountis = Latin for water. Barricuda = Fountis.
Scruffy: Stop speaking German, speak English!
Stampede: I never know where they are....*BOWS HEAD IN SHAME*
Que Pasa (10:04:16 PM): *Gary Coleman pulls the cap'n into the potato and escapes laughing maniacally*
Lupine: Fuck not again!
That Krazy Dude: CAPTAIN NOOO!!!!
Que Pasa: NO CAP'N!!!!
Lupine: Aeolus 2 who will be Aeolus One, follow!
That Krazy Dude: Aeolus is gay.
Lupine: Like your mom!
Nemo: Like its master!
That Krazy Dude: And Aeolus is starting to get old on his first day.
Scruffy: And god damn, not you again! (plants a mine in Gary Coleman, shoves Coleman in potato, and jumps off)
Que Pasa: Aw man, no rescue misson?
Lupine: I'm over using him, ehh fine.
That Krazy Dude: Yes you are.
Lupine: I got a job we all can like, him attacking Nemo.
That Krazy Dude: CAP'N'S SAFE!!!
Lupine: Now go!
Nemo: Lupine no.
That Krazy Dude: Anyway! Going on with the story...
::Nemo and bird disappear below deck::
Lupine: Yes, where are we?
Que Pasa: Somewhere.
*The GCPA find themselves wandering around Canada.*
Nemo: In your mom's house lol
Que Pasa: That's just about it. Canada sucks.
That Krazy Dude: Good point.
Scruffy: Nintendo World.
That Krazy Dude: Ah ha!
Nemo: Wait, Nintendo World?
That Krazy Dude: can we go to the Museum of Mario?
Scruffy: Sure!
Nemo: Yaaa! *gets stomped by Mario*
Que Pasa (10:07:06 PM): Instead of the navy we have to watch our for... THE MOUNTIES!!!
That Krazy Dude (10:07:20 PM): NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Not the mounties!!!
*Scruffy faints.*
Que Pasa: Now we must go on without our Cap'n.
That Krazy Dude: It's impossible!!!!! IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The Mounties arrive.*
That Krazy Dude: The cursed Canadians!
Lupine: Fuck!
Stampede: DIDN'T THIS STUPID STORY HAPPEN ALREADY!?!?!? *SHOOTS NEMO IN EYE*
Nemo: I have no eyes, Lupine's stupid bird ate them.
Stampede: FINE, I'll shoot the rest of your fucking face!
Nemo: Yaaaah!
Stampede: *PULLS OUT FULL-AUTO M4*
Nemo: Crap! *explodes*
That Krazy Dude: Yay!
Mounty Captain: ROBOTS IN DISGUISE EH (They all transform into fighting robots)
*Mounties look around at the bickering crew in confusion. One of the Mounties puts a handcuff around Nemo's ashes.*
Nemo: No, what will we do?
Lupine: I know! By my calculations they have one weakness.
Nemo: My laugh. No.
Lupine: ::kicks one on the nuts and throws a jar of pickled ducks at one::
That Krazy Dude: *reaches into pocket* Oh hey, I found my lightsaber!
*The Mounties go up in an atomic explosion*
That Krazy Dude: Time to go Star Wars on these Canadians!
Lupine: Too late!
That Krazy Dude: Awwww! :-(
Lupine: Pickled duck always works! In fact, it's tonight's meal.
*But the Mountie Cap'n emerges from the flames and transforms into a mechanical gorilla*
Nemo: Dammmit i was caught in the explosion!
Lupine: Shit!
That Krazy Dude: Gorilla!?!?! ? !
Lupine: Well-
That Krazy Dude: ?
Lupine: Um-
That Krazy Dude: !
Lupine: I won't run!
Que Pasa: He's from Beast Wars.
That Krazy Dude: Bring it!!!!!
Lupine: :: gets in stance::
Nemo: *Lupine flees*
That Krazy Dude: Where'd Stampede go?
Lupine: Let's do this!!!!! Nemo, don't compare me with you. I won't run ever.
Nemo: Of course not.
That Krazy Dude: Why don't you two stop bitching to each other and fuckin fight?
Nemo: Okay, okay!
Lupine: Fine!
*The Mounty Captain charges forward and starts slapping random pirates around with bacon WHICH IS ACTUALLY SOMETHING ELSE IN CANADA.*
Mounty Captain: WHAT NOW EH
Lupine: :: kicks the gorilla in the face but breaks foot and then jumps around::
Nemo: *lets out screaming laugh*
That Krazy Dude: Hmmm... *stares from lightsaber to mop*
Nemo: *stunss him* Attack!
::Gorillaz run in::
That Krazy Dude: *arms his mop*
Lupine: We've handled worse!
Stampede: *LEAVES*
That Krazy Dude: STAMPEDE NOOOO!!!!!!
Que Pasa: *grabs a maple tree, fires it from the nose cannon at the Mounty Captain, covering him in syrup that slows him down*
That Krazy Dude: We've lost our cap'n and our marksman!
Lupine :: attacks the Gorillaz but hits Nemo killing him....again then leaves::
That Krazy Dude: *smacks the Cap'n Mounty with his mop*
Lupine: I must summon, a thing I said I will never do.
Nemo: What the fuck? Lupine, you are always the first to kill me.
Lupine: I know, it never gets old!
Que Pasa: We can do this! We just have to BE- *smacked to Mexico*
That Krazy Dude: NO FIRST MATE!!!!!!!
Lupine: We are fucked.
That Krazy Dude: It's me and these two sissies! Noooo!!!!!1
Nemo: Fuck you!
Lupine: But come on, we can do it! We have to find our fire! :: gorilla lights him on fire::
That Krazy Dude: This is it!!!
Nem: *tries laugh again*
Que Pasa: *completely forgets about everything and starts hanging out with Mexicans*
That Krazy Dude: (runs toward the Mounty with his mop and starts smacking him constantly)
Nemo: *starts totalk about random stuff in annoying fashion*
*The Mounty cries, turns into a car and drives away*
That Krazy Dude: Yay! Now we must find our first mate
Lupine: ::still on fire::
Nemo: Come on! Hop in my car! We'll pick him up.
That Krazy Dude: Yay! To Mexico we shall go! ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!
Nemo: Woohoo!
Lupine: ::left behind on fire::
Nemo: I get to drive! I think we forgot something... oh yeah Lupine!
That Krazy Dude: *throws water on Lupine and grabs him by collar of shirt and throws him into car*
Nemo: Let's go!
Lupine: ::in ball:: The tacos, oh the tacos!
*Que Pasa sneaks across the American border with his new friends- Ramone and Frederico*
Que Pasa: I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU
Ramone: We'll be right here (puts a finger to Que Pasa's heart)
*Ramone and Frederico leave on a spaceship while Que Pasa waves goodbye. The car then drives up to Que Pasa.*
Nemo: Hello there! You ready, Que Pasa?
Que Pasa: *hit by the car*
Nemo: Sorry, that was my fault! You okay?
That Krazy Dude: *hops out of car and carries Que Pasa into the car* SHOTGUN!
Que Pasa: *unconcious and bleeding severly*
That Krazy Dude: *gets smacked in the back of the head by a shotgun*
Que Pasa: *beats Nemo with Krazy Dude's shotgun in his sleep*
Lupine: :still in trunk::
That Krazy Dude: (misses and hits Elvis)
Nemo: I still get to drive!
Lupine: Can someone let me out? The commies took my hat and Nemo's virginity.
That Krazy Dude: Oooooooooh!
Nemo: No they didn't, it was just a friendly visit!
Lupine: ...... The commies raped Nemo!
That Krazy Dude: So what now?
Nemo: No, we go to..... Jupiter.
*"Que Pasa" comes out of the bathroom and into the car*
Que Pasa: Whattup guys
Lupine: :: screams from trunk of car into a mike and then sings that Doo Waa Diddy song::
Nemo: Okay, where to?
That Krazy Dude: *sticks Wally in the trunk*
Nemo: Tear him apart
*They get into the car and drive into the sunset. Chessy music plays, sombreros magically appear on their heads and a bottle of tequila appears in Krazy Dude's hand.*
That Krazy Dude: Cool!
Nemo: Nice.
*"Que Pasa"'s eyes grow red as he transforms into the mounty. Mexican music starts to play.*
That Krazy Dude: NOOOO!!!!!!
Nemo: No!
Mounty: Didn't think it was that easy eh?
Nemo (10:22:31 PM): Damn it, I was driving!
*Real Que Pasa is still unconcioious and bloody in the backest of all places*
That Krazy Dude: *throws a newly formed donkey at the Mounty*
*The Mounty explodes violently.*
That Krazy Dude: Yay!
Nemo: Wow, didn't even hafta unbuckle my seat belt!
*then comes back*
Lupine: :: still in trunk with a hawk and raccoon fighting::
That Krazy Dude: (shoves mop up Mounty's nose and starts beating him over the head with a bucket)
Ramone: WE NEVER LEAVE A HOMBRE BEHIND!!! (crashes spacheship into the Mounty, destroying it for good)
Que Pasa: NOOOOOO RAMONE!!!!!
Lupine: He was a good man...
Nemo: Poor Ramone, I knew him well for the 5 seconds I saw him.
Que Pasa: *holds Ramone's sombrero* Now I have to accomplish our dream for both of us! I will become the greatest swordsman so that my name maty be known even in Heaven!
That Krazy Dude: Oh well, better than Mexico.
Lupine: Nothing is better than Mexico.
Nemo: Hey, who let him outta the trunk?
That Krazy Dude: Aren't you supposed to be in the trunk?
Lupine: The car just fucking exploded! I'm lucky to be alive!
That Krazy Dude: Noooo!!!
Nemo: Nooooo!
That Krazy Dude: Nemo, save my burrito! *throws nemo into fire*
Que Pasa: *smacks the trunk door over Lupine*
That Krazy Dude: wtf?
Que Pasa: That tf.
Nemo: Hey, heres your burrito. It's a little burnt.
That Krazy Dude: Goody goody
*The burrito is unharmed while Nemo is burned beyond recognition and still on fire*
Nemo: Oh crap! *runs for life but falls off cliff*
Lupine: What did I miss?
Que Pasa: Girl-on-hirl action.
That Krazy Dude: Tilt-a-whirl action.
Nemo: Octupus action.
Lupine (10:28:35 PM): Not hot girl on girl action!
Que Pas: Next time we fight the mounty he shoul turn into a tilt-a-whirl!
That Krazy Dude: Yeah, a tilt-a-whirl that doubles as a cheesesteak!
Sausage Fest '06: The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Movie
by Scruffy, Que Pasa, Lupine, Stampede, That Krazy Dude, No Name, Edwin and Mini-Myself (and a cameo by Patten McGroin) on September 16, 2005