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Author: GORE-ILLA

*Golem is woken up by his Space Harrier alarm clock. He quickly takes out his retainer, and proceeds to get ready for school. Golem then rushes out and runs to the bus stop. He sees Professor Vorpal waiting there in his half-school bus, half-ice cream truck.*

Golem: Ah, right on time!

*Golem steps towards the bus when suddenly the door slams shut in his face and the bus drives off. Soon it is completely out of Golem's sight, but he can still hear the ice cream bus's generic melody echoing down the boulevard.*

==THE GUYS DID ONE OR TWO GOOD OGS BRING YOU...

==HIGH SCHOOL AND/OR UNIVERSITY GOERS- DEPENDING ON WHICH IS MORE CONVENIANT AT THE GIVEN MOMENT!==

*Golem quickly enters the school.*

Golem: Oh I'm late I'm late I'm late...

Toby: (leaning against a locker, wearing a leather jackets and shades) Yo Golemio.

Golem: Toby? Oh good, I thought I was late for homeroom.

Toby: You are.

Golem: What... then what are you doing just hanging around here?

Toby: Hey! I'll go when I feel like it... (looking past Golem) I suddenly feel like it now. (runs off)

Golem: What's he so worried about? (turns around and bumps into... Headmaster Mune!!!) Oh, I'm sorry sir!

Headmaster Mune: Well well, if it isn't Golem, the little ringleader. A little late for homeroom, aren't we?

Golem: Sorry sir, I missed the ice cream bus and had to run across the desert and swim the moat to get here! Those alligators get faster every day...

Headmaster Mune: Hmph! Not so careful without the rest of your precious "Party Goers" to back you up, eh?

Golem: But- sir, I- Sorry sir-

???: Hey, quit pushing the poor kid around!

Headmaster Mune: What... who dares? (looks and sees Sapphire there) Oh you.

Sapphire: Yeah. The kid's telling the truth. In fact I paid Vorpal to ditch him there. I have it on tape if you want to see it.

Headmaster Mune: (glares) You are so lucky that the state requires each school have at least three female students (screen quickly flashes to establish the other two girls- Elzie and Kuria). Well you're off the hook for now... (leans in close to Golem's face) Party Goer.

Sapphire: Seeya in Phys Ed, Golem! (walks off)

Golem: (stares after Sapphire blankly for a while)

Headmaster Mune: Get to class already, your mortal affections disgust me!

Golem: Yeah, eh, uh, sorry sir. (runs off to Professor GORE's homeroom)

Headmaster Mune: Heh heh... I showed him. (trips and falls over, then notices that his shoelaces had been tied together; his face glows red) Grrrrr.... PARTY GOEEEEEEEEERS!!!

Author: Masamune

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