The Dramatis personae of the MMEDDP series.

Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik Party

Note: Despite being members of Vorpal's cabinet, not all of the following are members of the MMEDDP Party.

President

Vorpal

Debut: MMEDDP
Founder of the Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik Party and the 43rd President of the United States, having won out against both Democratic candidate Algore and Republican candidate Dubya back in the 2000 election. Despite numerous blunders in office, Vorpal was re-elected in 2004 and promptly went insane(er?).

Vice President

Ditto McCloaker

Secretary of State

Tom Bodet

Secretary of the Treasury

Magikoopa

Secretary of Defense

Samuel C. Flutter

Attorney General

Mr. Predict

Secretary of the Interior

Yoshiman

Secretary of Agriculture

Former: DVGBC
Current: Slort Goomboy

Secretary of Commerce

Former: Kirbyboy

Secretary of Labor

Former: Nazz

Secretary of Health and Human Services

Fuzzball

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

Wrange Tirk

Secretary of Transportation

Former: Linkman
Current: James A. Trafican't

Secretary of Energy

Parasol Waddle "PW" Deeson

Secretary of Education

Dodo
Party: Birdocrats
Formerly ran as Masamune's running mate in the 2000 election. Despite belonging to a rival party and supporting them in previous elections, Dodo is one of the few cabinet members to really take his position seriously and has made great efforts to increase education. Whether or not they have succeeded is a matter of debate. His "No Child Left Behind" bill was struck down in Congress when he inadvertently left an entire Kindergarten class alone on a White House tour in order to try out some new bird seed he found.

Secretary of Veterans Affairs

Former: Mr. Fred Rogers

Secretary of Homeland Security

...it's complicated?

FINISH THIS SHRACKIN' ENTRY, YOU DAMN KIDS

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