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Ditto McCloaker[edit]
SSG: Ditto comes out of the bathroom with toilet paper on his shoe. He looks aghast at what the heroes are doing on his screen.
Ditto: Oooh! Look, my dear! My party guests have arrived! Is my tux on right? ~adjusts his outfit over his skeletal frame~
Now...
---Above...---
Golem: Okay, we're in Baskin' Robbins. Now, where's Ditto?
~High-pitched laughter comes from a dark hallway~
Vorpal: He's that way! Let's go!
SSG: They all begin to run down the hall towards the laughter. Down the hall, Ditto kicks over a gigantic drum of chocolate syrup. As the heroes approach, they all slide on it and fall into a trapdoor, into the store's secret underground storage room...
Everyone: OOOF!
YM: Hey! Where are we?
~Dittojuice comes floating down through the ceiling, cackling evilly~
Ditto: Tsk tsk. What an unfortunate accident. There's nothing more treacherous than a slippery floor. I shouldn't have been so careless... Come down here, too, Magi and Meowth. Can't leave you out.
Magi: How does he know we're here?
Meowth: He's lookin' right at us! He can see us!
Ditto: That's right. Now, can you guess what this is? ~turns a knob on something behind a big curtain. A thick green substance oozes out~
Magikoopa: Oh... my... God... It's... Peppermint Ice Cream!
Ditto: ~yanks back the curtain to reveal a HUGE ice Cream truck, with a spray gun mounted on the top~ That's right, kids! 12,000 gallons of creamy Bossy's best! Aimed right at your bodies, which are tied up over there! Now, make that Haunter of yours separate those kid's spirits from their bodies, or else!
Magi: But... Then they'll go to...
Ditto: DO IT! Or I'll revive you and then blast YOU back there!
Magi: ~sigh~ This is the worst thing I've ever done... Haunter, do your stuff...
~He does. Soon, the PGers are looking down at their own bodies. Then, they look over to see Magikoopa and Meowth~
Golem: We're... DEAD?!
Magi: I'm sorry to say... yes.
Meowth: Why are you doing all this, Ditto? I don't get it!
Ditto: Of coure not, you lack vision. You see, with all of you gone, I'll be free to get all the Halloween candy! I'll go to every house 100 times, each time as one of you, and rack up all the goodies! And with TRO's Haunter, I'll be able to play the BEST tricks off all time, like I've done to you! I'll be the ALL-TIME KING OF HALLOWEEN!
Magi: Okay, but one question. How come you knew about us?
Ditto: ~voice returns to normal~ ...Because! He's a ghost too!
Meowth: ???
Ditto: I was hiding in a graveyard, waiting to jump out and scare you, when I was possessed by a vengeful spirit! ~voice suddenly becomes evil again~ That's right! After you left, I ALSO made a pact with Sean Polinsky/Satan, I know all about your deal! And, since I'm dead too, I can see you all!
Golem: But, who are you?
Ditto: Enough! Now, to set my plans into motion...
~Suddenly, Parasol Waddle Dee and Kirby appear~
PWD: What can we blow up?
Kirby-How about that evil guy over there?
PWD: Okay! CHERRY BOMB ATTACKKK!
~They bombard Ditto with explosives. When the smoke clears, he is lying motionless on the floor.~
Magi: Wow! You got him...?
Meowth: Oh no! Look!
SSG: Suddenly, Ditto's skeletal form dissolves into a pinkish substance. Then, it comes together, and forms a pinkish blob with an evil face...
Golem: Holy smokes! He's... a Ditto?!
Ditto: ...Surprised?
Vorpal: Not really. That "King of Trick or Treat" idea could only have been cooked up by a Ditto. ~leaps back into his body and runs towards Ditto with his flame sword drawn~
Ditto: ...Not just any Ditto... ~Suddenly, morphs into an exact replica of Vorpal, who also draws his sword. They fight, until Vorpal, the more experienced warrior knocks his opponent's weapon outta his hand~
Vorpal: Now, to finish this!
Ditto: ~good Ditto's voice~ No! Vorpal don't! I'm your friend!
Vorpal: Wha? ~lowers his weapon~
Ditto: ~evil voice again~ Ha! SUCKER! ~using his own superhuman strenghth, punches Vorpal across the room~
WHAAAAMM!
Vorpal: ~dazed~ Oh, look! Stars! Must conquer them! ~falls unconcious~
Ditto: Now, to show you what a REAL Ditto can do! ~looks at a TV screen, showing an image of the Grim Reaper. Ditto's outline shimmers. Without punching Guisseppie, he changes into the Grim Reaper~
Ditto: You may be a king or a lowly street sweeper, but sooner or later you all dance with the Reaper! Hahaha! ~whips out a frightening scythe, and begins whirling it around, floating towards the fallen Vorpal...~
Magi: No! I won't let this happen! ~flies into the Ice Cream truck and points the cannon at Ditto~
Meowth: Open wide! See you in heck, evil Pokemon spirit! ~pushes the ON button~
Ditto: ~turning around~ AAAAAAAHHHHH!
SSG: Ditto is blasted across the room and covered in a frozen mountain of Ben & Jerry's. Ditto's evil voice echoes from within, but soon, it fades away, as it is cast back into the Netherworld. Everyone gathers around the big pile...
Saph: Is he...?
YM: ...In there?
SSG: Nothing moves. Suddenly, Guisseppie flies up and floats over to the pile of ice cream. Suddenly, a gloved hand thrusts itself from the pile and, with it's last ounce of strength, punches him, then falls limp. A red rose pops out and lands in the hand. Suddenly, the pile begins to tremble. With a flurry of ice cream, a figure in white arabic dress with a white cape bursts forth, and perches itself on a nearby chair, arms folded impressively.
Ditto: Like the cherry off a banana split, I am... The Moonlight McCloaker!
Everyone: Yay! He's aliiiive!
Magi and Meowth: :D
Golem: Great! Now, let's get back in our bodies before it's too late! Then we'll have a Halloween Party!
Golem[edit]
Golem: First!
Let's see if this has anything to do with our past problems:
- Going to Las Vegas
- Enjoying a VR machine
- Going to a tropical island
- Taking a trip to Egypt
- Using a pen I recieved in a dream from a weird guy to go back in time and do cool stuff
- Checking out a new universe
Golem: ...Nope! Okay, I just wanted to get that across.
Saph: Wait! There is ONE thing that could go wrong that has in a past experience...
Ditto McCloaker[edit]
Ditto: *smacks himself in the forehead* Of course! Where are my manners! *unties Saph* You're free! Now, what happens next?
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