Count Gonad

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Species: Human
Nationality: United States of America
Creator: GORE-ILLA
First Appearance: The OnGoing Adventures of the Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada

Background

A somewhat disturbing parody of Count Dooku, Gonad was originally Christopher Lee's stunt double in Star Wars and was the second Sith apprentice of Bob Saget, known as Darth Testicus. He has been referred to as the Count of Dooshville and is perhaps the most disturbing of the villains due to his variety of weapons based on male anatomy. He's also gay. In the first GCPA OG, Stampede, Skanky Siren and Nemo battle him to get one of the Crystal Skulls. Saget fires him after bringing in That Krazy Dude as his new apprentice, which leads Gonad to retreat in his vehicle of choice, the Deathticle. In The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Sequel, his brain appeared in the future as a pal of Mecha-Gorenicus.

He has also appeared often in sidequests, including his infamous race around the world with the GCPA. He also has a cousin named Baron von Chodemeister.