TWIFATIT
The World Is Flat And That Is That
History[edit]
After Jon Weisheit took over the universe from Pie and his brother Don took over hell, he created the flat Earth. A group of people knew his will and followed under him, the Sheitists. TWIFATIT (The World Is Flat And That Is That) is the main and military section of the Sheiters, and the MISH (Men In Steepled Hats, or just black mages) and the three commanders who got a rivalry with Party-Crashes Illuminati.
The TWIFATIT consists of three commanders (Lupus, Lemonjello and Kamek) and one pilot. The MISH's army is uncountable by human standards. They also have various allies including the mysterious being known as the Monitor, who commands a group of robotic mercenaries including King II.
As time of saying, they have four main operations bases. The primary one, Aplex, is the home of the Miyamoto Tech operations. The secondary base, the Hummit, is the home of the Twif-Tech operations. The third is the Seaspare base, which was built over a South Guerney AAAAAAAAAAA Battery Mine, in order to keep Illuminati away from charging their teddy bears of doom and other random stuff. The final, hovercraft-type base is the maneuverable Reven Base of Operations. It is currently situated over the ruined Illuminati Boot Camp with air mines surrounding it.
Among the four current bases are the random and various labs and towers and forts and bases and etc, but all of them don't stand up to the power of the Four Main Operation Bases.
There is one more Operation Base, which is the Weisheit Manor. It's location is unknown to all, including Sir Lupus, Lemonjello and Kamek. In it reside the most elite MISH, Jon himself and it's assumed the Monitor resides there as well. But it's all speculation and none of it is known for sure.
Anthem[edit]
Fred: Such a mess such a mess religion is one we confess
Lupus: Polish pies and prove things flat our Faith is tough and that is that
Fred: We cannot rest till he's known best convincing people is our quest
Lupus: Such a day in what way did we up and forget to pray
Fred: To catch them is my real test to train them is my cause!
Lupus: Kick off your sandals and go to the orgy decks below but not at anyone you like
Fred: Verse 1 chorus chorus verse 2
Lupus: Ah one two, check. Get N or get out 'yall