Dork Magic
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A type of magic performed by losers and wimps.
Known Spells
- "ea, it ws an abst aleneeeeeee"
- Effect: None.
- "NEREON goef aet tute"
- Effect: Raises room temperature by 0.0000001%. Can be used once an hour.
- "1000100100101001010101010 VOIP"
- Effect: Transfers 1% of user's lifespan to target.
- "Klanuraba de reem"
- Effect: Cures baldness in tribbles.
- "Potetn"
- Effect: Grants user super-awesome status. Attracts the hot ladies.
- "BEBEABABE BOO"
- Effect: Turns user into a hot lady.