Juese Belmont

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Festivity Attenders counterpart/ancestor to Retro Belmont. He is strong-armed into joining Murasame and Wizzrobe's villainous trio in The Festivity Attenders: Revenge of the T.

Theme Song[edit]

Since time immemorial The Belmont clan has stood in opposition to Dracula Every 100 years Dracula would rise from his grave And a Belmont would be there to stop him. This is the story of Year 47.

Belmont too cool to fight Dracula. Put down whip and equip spatula. Can't fight Drac if the Belmont dies. Touchin' ladies thighs, to keep the name alive.

Doesn't fight Dracula; only makes pancakes. Would be a hero he's four and a half decades late! Haaauh! Get down!

Juess Bel-mont's tough! Juess Bel-mont's rough!

Can't fight Draca-ula With a spata-ula

People always tell me "Belmont, be brave!" Don't know why. Drac ain't coming back from the grave. We got like fourty-five years! Villagers, cool down! I got this Belmont DNA gotta pass it around

Doesn't fight Dracula Only fights boredom. Come on now, bachelorettes, you can't ignore him he's Jueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

little bit different from the Belmont best. I don't want Medusa heads; just gimme the breasts! if she's chesty I get all those STDs, got a rock cock. Hah hah -pee pee pee.

But that won't happen, see? Always keep it protected. Have Sylpha cast spells when it get erected. Unacceptable anything would be cause one Belmont gets chicks and that Belmont is me.

Alucard? I'd rather have it Grant Dynasty.

Wait that sounded gay.