Mr. Podley

Species: Metroid
Timeline: Good Timeline
Year of Birth: N/A
Residence: Zebes (Tourian Area)
First Appearance: Some Fanventures
Personality: A Metroid with a British accent and a stereotypical obsession with Earl Grey tea.
Special Abilities: Like any Metroid, Podley can absorb a creature's energy after attaching himself to it. Unlike most Metroids, he can hold and wear and move things despite his lack of opposable appendages. The cane he carries has a sword hidden within it.
Flaws: He prefers tea over living organisms, though he contents himself with the latter when necessary.
Friends: The infant Metroid, Samus Aran, other Fanventurees.
Enemies: Space Pirates
Creator: Luigi of the Pipes

History: Podley is one of several clones of the infant Metroid that Samus Aran brought with her from SR388, created by the Space Pirates. Unlike the other clones, Podley was infused with DNA of a generic British person (how the Space Pirates got this will never be known), giving him the ability to speak, a showy wardrobe, and an obsession with tea. He was considered a failure, though he remained in Tourian with the other Metroids. When Samus showed up, she became his surrogate mother.

Podley then stumbled upon the Fanventurees and, after a bit of confusion, followed them back to the Mushroom Kingdom, where he has since fallen into their ranks.