Story:The Springer Menace

You wanna be a member of OG Squad
Do you have the skills to be a hero
I wanna take the ultimate test
The courage to be strong
To risk it all and not forget
The strength that I have
I wanna go where Star Trek never came
Far off the road
Know the way to take a hit
Use the power that's in my head
We all live in a Game Boy Color World OG Squad
I wanna be the greatest hero of them all
We all live in a Game Boy Color World OG Squad
I'll put myself in danger
To be stronger than Holyfield
So you wanna be a member of OG Squad
Do you have the skills to be a hero
We all live in a Game Boy Color World OG Squad
I wanna be the greatest hero of them all
Got the power right in your head
O G Squad

*at the HQ*

Saph: What a trip!

Rob64: How did that zombie spin me around on one finger?

Blastise789: Nobody knows, that's just a question on the meaning of life.

Golem: That's insane baby.

DVGBC: I like San Francisco.

*Meowthar enters the HQ with Neptune*

Neptune: Good news everyone. Star Wars Episode 1 is coming out on video soon.

Meowthar: And the OG Squad has been invited to sell the first box of videos in New York's Times Square.

OG Squad: Yay!

*at NGPM HQ*

NGPM: I can't believe this. My plan failed, but I will get revenge in this episode.

Narrator: No one wanted to hear your plan.

*the next day at Times Square*

Stripe: I want to eat those tapes, the look so delicious.

Meowthar: No Stripe! You're selling, not eating the videos!

Stripe: But they tastey...

Meowthar: *smashes Stripe with a mallet*

Stripe: I'm sorry.

Meowthar: You're forgiven. Just why don't you sit on the stool and look cute?

Stripe: Okay. *sits on the stool*

DVGBC: Stripe! Get down! You're scaring all the customers away!

Golem: Strii-iipe!!!

Stripe: I know, I know.

Golem: Next time I wanna scare the customers away! Teehee!

Narrator: Meanwhile, at the stately Wayne Manner...

NGPM: NGPM HQ!!!!!!

Narrator: Geez, whatever.

NGPM: My latest plan shall be the best... A JERRY SPRINGER GANG!!!!!!!!!!

Jerry Springer Copy 1: This plot is familiar to the last one. Do you feel okay with this? Or do you want to battle it out with the Announcer?

NGPM: Shut up.

Jerry Springer Copy 6(the last): Our Final Thought: You should leave this plan at the curve.

NGPM: CURB!!!!! This is going to be harder than I thought.

*back at Times Square*

Blastoise789: We have sold all these tapes already.

Rob64: Not bad. I wonder what reward will we get this time.

Saph: Um, guys. I hear something.

*there is a rumbling sound right behind the OG Squad*

Meowthar: Relax, it's probably the subway.

Narrator: Yeah right.

Stripe: Quiet Announcer.

Narrator: Never. *laughs*

Saph: Yipe, I'm outta here. *leaves*

Golem: Coward.

*a portal appears behind the OG Squad, Meowthar, and Stripe and sucks them in*

Everyone: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*they appear in a desert with lots of rocks; a Podracer passes by*

Meowthar: Where are we?

DVGBC: Everyone is here except for Saph.

Everyone: We're stranded.

*NGPM appears*

Rob64: It's NGPM, let's get him.

NGPM: It wasn't me.

Blastoise789: Then who did it?

*they see Jar-Jar Binks with a remote control*

Everyone: YOU!

Jar-Jar Binks: Hi. I sent you here because I need friends and all Star Wars fans hate me.

Blastoise789: Great, we're stuck with this guy.

Rob64: Look at the bright side, at least the announcer isn't here to bother us.

Meowthar: Can I have your autograph!?!

Stripe: What the...

Golem: YOU like Jar Jar binks?

Meowthar: I like all comedy relief... Weather crappy or not. Besides, he looks like a dinosaur! I love dinosaurs! *grins*

Jar-Jar Binks: Well OK Meowthar. *signs autograph*

Meowthar: Thanks.

Golem: Show off.

*a waterfall lands on Golem*

DVGBC: Well...

Golem: Ow.

NGPM: Let's get ther heck out of here.

Jar-Jar Binks: No sorry, the remote control needs 48 hours of recharging.

*everyone falls over in stupitidy*

Jar-Jar Binks: *sigh* Come over to my house and stay for the duration.

Blastoise789: OK.

*they head for Jar-Jar Binks' house*

Meowthar: Wow... It's nice here... Reminds me of my place.

Golem: Where do you live? A graveyard?

Meowthar: Actually...

Golem: Not another word. I've had enough.

Meowthar: Okay. Hey, has anybody seen Stripe since we left?

*at Mos Espa*

Subulba: You're sayin' you can beat me in podracing.

Stripe: I'm as sure as a fly in a dung pile.

Subulba: I suggest you work on your politeness factor.

Stripe: I thought you fought dirty!

Subulba: No, no no. That's my evil twin.

Stripe: *rolls his eyes and thinks* Suuure, they ALL have evil twins!

*In the doorway, a gungan strides in, he smells of whiskey and rum*

Stripe: And lemme guess, that's Jar-Jar Binks' evil twin, too.

Subulba: No. That's his four times removed from the family, Bar Bar Drinks. You better stay away from him if you don't want any trouble.

Stripe: Thanks for the advice.

Bar-Bar Drinks: Huuuuh? Ohh. *hic* BARTENDER! I wanna 'nother Tequila!

*back at the OG Squad*

Rob64: Were are we Jar-Jar Binks?

Jar-Jar Binks: Were at the middle of nowere!

OG Squad: What?

Jar-Jar Binks: Thats right this is the middle of nowhere. Neptune sent the portal so you can get here!

Blastoise789: Why did he send us to this strange place?

Jar-Jar Binks: Because Jerry Springer has been captured by NGPM.

DVGBC: Thats awful. Were about in middle of NOWHERE can we find NGPM.

Jar-Jar Binks: I'm afraid I don't know.

ROb64: Looks like this story will take along time to end.

Jar-Jar Binks: I have also heard that Sonic is helping NGPM.

Meowthar: What? OH NO! I can't run as fast as him.

Jar-Jar Binks: Who's the fastest NIntendo 64 charcter?

Golem: Gosh that's a tough question.

*5 minutes later*

Rob64: I can't belive we haven't decided which is the fastest Nintendo charcter yet?

Blastoise789: I can't think of anyone. Nintendo only has medium pace runners.

Golem: Koopa the quick is one option! Or maybe we can get Tony Hawk. Any way they don't even come close in a racing competion aganist Sonic. Or maybe Superman, he's super fast at flying.

DVGBC: No he wouldn't want to help us. Last time, he saved us and Rob64 said "Aren't you the guy which starred in the world's worst game?"

Golem: And he got so annoyed that he threw the us right into the zombie. Thanks Rob!

Rob64: Thanks buddy.

Meowthar: I've got it. We don't need an ultra fast charcter to stop Sonic! We need some one powerful and well built.

DVGBC: Well that well built charcter will have to be fast as well.

Meowthar: We can beat him without speed. All we need is James Bond and his grenade launcher. His mines will beat Sonic.

Golem: Teeheehee! Thats a great idea!

DVGBC: But there's one problem.

Everyone: What?

DVGBC: Jar-Jar Binks transported us here, not Neptune.

Jar-Jar Binks: That's right. I took you here for no reason. The only way to get back to New York without waiting 48 hours is that you have to win a Podrace.

Rob64: Podwhat?

Golem: *smashes Rob64 with a wrench* Podrace you fool.

Blastoise789: Are we still on Earth?

Jar-Jar Binks: No.

Meowthar: We're not in Kansas anymore.

DVGBC: So when's the Podrace?

Jar-Jar Binks: 48 hours.

*they fall over in stupidity*

Golem: Anyone have a car?

Jar-Jar Binks: We don't races cars in the race. You have to build your own Podracers.

Meowthar: REALLY? Oh! Mine's gonna be navy blue and lime green, and a little itty-bitty red, too!

DVGBC: Meowthar, hon, you need to build one first.

Meowthar: Oh. *pulls out a "How to build Podracers for dummes" book from behind her back*

Jar-Jar Binks: Where'd you get that?

Meowthar: From behind my back. There seems to be a lot of stuff there, don't ask why.

Jar-Jar Binks: Okay.

*outside, Bar Bar Drinks and Stripe are working on something*

Bar-Bar: OOOhhhkaayyyy... Now *hic* put that blue--or is that yellow... NO! It's beer-colored... in the little hole there...

Stripe: Why don't you just give me the blueprints!

Bar-Bar Drinks: Blueprints? What *hic* blueprints? I *cough* don'*more coughing, then he spits up the blueprints*t remember making any blueprints!

Stripe: *grabs the blueprints* You just go over there and take a rest, I'll have your podracer made in a jiffy. *to himself* Why did I even BUY him that drink? Subulba was right--for once.

*Springer Copy 3 is thrown out of a portal and lands with Stripe and BBD*

SC3: Where is the OG Squad?

Bar-Bar Drinks: I see squads all o'er the place... *hic*...

Stripe: Uhhhh, nowhere around here... *Runs to the OG Squad and warns them*

*the OG Squad are at Watto's Junkyard*

Watto: Ah yes, so you want to compete in the podrace.

DVGBC: Sure.

OG Squad: All of us.

Watto: Only one person can be in the podracer.

Jar-Jar Binks: Dang. *leaves*

Meowthar: Can I race?

Watto: Only men can race.

All women of Tattoine: WHAT??? *they beat the heck out of Watto*

DVGBC: I'll race.

*minutes later the OG Squad starts building the Podracer*

Golem: How's the driver's seat DVGBC?

DVGBC: I built it in the shape of a VW New Beetle.

OG Squad: WHAT???

DVGBC: I must've followed the wrong blueprint. Plus I used the wires that connect to the engines for floss.

Blastoise789: Great. What are we going to do.

Rob64: We can replace the wires with ourselves.

DVGBC: But you will all get killed. In the process of the story the Narrator is still in the real world and...

Narrator: Did you say something abour me?

Everyone: It's the Narrator.

Meowthar: How'd you get here?

Narrator: Speed of light.

*Sebulba enters the Podracer garage*

Sebulba: What a whimpy podracer, even a snail can beat you.

Narrator: Do I know you?

Sebulba: Do I KNOW you?

Narrator: Stop copying off me.

Sebulbasaur: Or else... wait a minute, who changed my name? You'll regret this on race day OG Squad. *leaves*

DVGBC: So where will we get the wires to connect the engines to the driver's seat?

Golem: Use your Bulbasaur.

DVGBC: I'll try that during practice.

*they see a little boy*

Boy: I am last year's winner of the Annual Podrace.

Everyone: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Boy: It's true. I am Anakin Skywalker.

Rob64: Do you walk the skies?

Anakin Skywalker: Um, no.

Narrator: I've never see a 10-year-old kid win a Podrace before in my life. The only thing I hear about this kid that he is the future Darth Vader.

James Earl Jones: This is Darth Vader. *magicly disappears*

*a double-bladed lightsaber comes flying towards DVGBC*

Blastoise789: Watch out DVGBC.

*the lightsaber vanishes before everyone's eyes*

Narrator: That was odd.

Voice: I am Darth Maul.

Meowthar: I was mulled by a dog once.

Darth Maul: No you idiot. I am Darth Maul and I am back.

*Obi-Won appears*

Obi-Won: Darth Maul is back and wants revenge.

Darth Maul: I was revived by NeoGeo Pocket Color and was told to destroy DVGBC. Is he the one driving in the upcoming Podrace?

DVGBC: Yes.

Narrator: This should take a while so I'll fast forward to the start of the Podrace.

*48 hours later at the racetrack*

Jerry Springer Copies: So you're in this race too, OG Squad?

Rob64: What are they???????????

Meowthar: I suppose that's why they call this "The Springer Menace."

Golem: Ummmm... whatever.

DVGBC: How do I beat Anakin and 6 Jerry Springers?!

Anakin: *races by* Lapped ya!

DVGBC and Jerry Springer Copies: Huh?!

Blastoise789: The race started!!!!!

DVGBC: The race didn't start yet.

Anakin: Oh.

Sebulbasaur: It's just a practice lap.

Narrator: Gentlemen, start your engines.

*they start their engines*

Bulbasaur: *uses the vines to hold the twin engines*

DVGBC: Ready?

Bulbasaur: Bulba.

Narrator: And GO! Wow this is going to be a great race.

*the racers pass by the starting line*

Narrator: Two laps to go. And DVGBC is in the lead.

Sebulbasaur: Change my name.

Narrator: Only in a rerun.

Anakin: You can't beat me. I'm the champion.

*DVGBC knocks Anakin's Podracer into the wall*

Anakin: That wasn't nice. *bumps into DVGBC's Podracer from behind*

Narrator: CRUSH THEM!!!

DVGBC: But you're on my side.

Narrator: Sorry.

*the Darth Maul ship appears*

Darth Maul: Hahaha! Time to make Sebulbasaur win.

*the ship flys down next to DVGBC's Podracer*

DVGBC: You again.

Narrator: Excellent cornering.

Meowthar: HEY! Darth Maul is screwing up our chances of winning!

Stripe: No duh.

Meowthar: *sniffle* And Anikin's ruining the paint job... nowiki>*</nowiki>sniff* I spent so much time on that "I break for virii" sign. *sobs uncontrollably*

Stripe: There, there.

*on the track*

Podracer Announcer: What's this? A beer-bottle shaped pod is coming in the lead!

Narrator: Imposter!

Podracer Announcer: Huh? What the... *gets clubbed by the Narrator and is knocked unconscious*

Narrator: Loser.

*Bar-Bar's podracer swerves past Anakin's podracer and crashes into Darth Maul's ship*

Darth Maul: Hey you! You trashed my ship! What are you going to do about it?

Bar-Bar Drinks: Huh? *HIC* You're a pritty lady... Why don't you come home with me?

Darth Maul: *eyes open wide, which is not a pritty sight for sober people* You're drunk, you know that?

Bar-Bar Drinks: Hmmm? Oh, a wallflower... I wanna sniff it... *pokes Darth Maul in the gut, and while not paying attention, crashes into one of the other podracers, taking himself, Darth Maul, and one of the Springer clones down with him; they explode*

*back in the stadium*

Meowthar: *cries her eyes out* I spent three hours painting that pod! WAHHHH!!!

Stripe: Hey look! Somebody crashed!

Meowthar: Huh? They did? Lemme see!

Narrator: *wiping off his knuckles* That'll show you who's the announcer around here! BTW, I'm just a voice. *looks at the track* Hey, looks like that beer-bottle car crashed... I put good money on that thing! ARGH!

*DVGBC, Anakin, and Sebulbasaur go head-to-head*

Narrator: YES!!! It's a new record. It's the final lap, make it your best.

Ridge Racer 64 Announcer: You're copying off me.

Narrator: No way.

*they fight*

Anakin: I will win this race.

Sebulbasaur: No I will win.

DVGBC: They are annoying. Bulbasaur, Leech Seed those losers.

*seeds come out of Bulbasaur and they land on Anakin's and Sebulbasaur's Podracers; they crash into the ground*

James Earl Jones: You idiot, you just killed the future Darth Vader.

George Lucas: Now what will I do about Episode 2?

*DVGBC wins the race*

Golem: We did it.

*they celebrate*

Tattoine President: On behalf of the Podracing Association, I present you OG Squad with the Speed Badge. *hands them the badge* You'll need this badge to compete in the Gang Tournament.

DVGBC: Excellent, that's our thrid badge.

Jar-Jar Binks: Keep up the good work OG Squad and you will be a champion. Well, it looks like we have to say goodbye.

Blastoise789: Well Jar-Jar, it's nice knowing you.

Meowthar: We'll see you again one day.

Stripe: And I had a good time with Bar-Bar.

Rob64: Who knows if they survived the crash or not.

NGPM: You guys ignored me.

Golem: Um, no we didn't. That's because nobody wanted you.

*the OG Squad, Meowthar, Stripe, and NGPM get transported back to Times Square*

Saph: Hey you guys, I've been looking all over for you. Where have you been?

Meowthar: Long story Saph, but DVGBC got ourselves a third badge.

Saph: Great! Meowthar, I want you to do a favor. Will you join the OG squad since you seem to enjoy hanging out with them?

DVGBC: I'm the leader.

Saph: I know, but I think Meowthar deserves better.

Meowthar: Well Saph, you have a good time until you can join the gang again.

Rob64: Well it looks like Meowthar is a Official OG Squad member.

Narrator: And we are back in the real world.

Everyone: Yay!