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Critically acclaimed as the worst movie ever, was filmed in the events of Gamehiker Member OG V and later referenced in Galaxy Goers. The actual movie is composed entirely of a parody of the 'Goofy Goober Rock' song in the Spongebob Squarepants movie.
The Movie Script[edit]
THE MOVIE
~Luigi, Masamune, and MJ are backed into a wall by Vorpal, with his flaming sword.~
Masamune: Luigi, what happened?
Luigi: Cobrax cheated.
Cobrax: Cheated? My internal circuits do not register any such act. You had a 100% chance of failure. I am supposed to goad you by asking if you know why.
Luigi: Because you cheated.
Cobrax: Survey says no. I am an all powerful robot, and you are a hobo. Ha ha. A stupid hobo.
Vorpal: Ha... ha... ha...
MJ: He's right.
Luigi: Yeah, well, I may be a hobo, and a goomba-lover, and a Jedi wannabe, but also I'm... I'm...
Cobrax: ~walks forward to stop him~ Be quiet, you...
~There is an explosion. Luigi's arms go flying out on metallic joints and shove Cobrax into a wall.~
Luigi: I'm a Gogo Gadget!
Masamune: Yay!
Background singers: Rock!
Luigi: I'm a Gogo Gadget!
Background singers: Rock!
Luigi: We're all Gogo Gadgets!
Background singers: Rock!
Luigi: Put your tools away, well that I gotta say a-hey no way, no no freakin' way! I'm a bum, you say, well that I gotta say a-hey a hey, hey hey that's okay!
Cobrax: Augh! My CPU is attacked by horrible rock music! Overloading!
~Luigi flies up on his Gadget Helicopter and starts shooting his Gadget Machine Guns in a circle, smashing all of the mirrors and killing the ninja extras.~
Vorpal: Hax!
Background Singers: Rock!
Cobrax: Vorpal, I command you to...
Vorpal: Yeah, um... he's got guns. I'm siding with them.
Cobrax: Crap. I'm out of here.
~Cobrax runs for the door, but Don Miguel jumps out of nowhere and lands on top of him, squashing him flat.~
Luigi/Masamune/MJ/Vorpal/Don Miguel: Yays! We won!
THE END.