Whoopshoop Lazers
A laser shop founded and ran by Zanreo from her basement. Whoopshoop Lazers has all the laser products you could ever need.
Commercial[edit]
Overly Excited, Energetic Commercial Voice: Hello there! Have you ever felt a lack of lasers in your life lately? Could you use some more excitement? Well, we've got what you need! You don't have to live a boring, laser-free life anymore, just come down to Whoopshoop Lazers, for all your laser needs! Whoopshoop Lazers is dedicated to bringing you only the highest-quality lasers and laser-related products! When it comes to lasers, we aim to provide the best in both quality AND quantity! Lasers have many practical uses, they make useful tools for a lot of things, can be useful for self-defense should it ever be needed, and most importantly, they're dang awesome!
- laser beams are heard in the background*
Our products include but are not limited to: Lasers Double lasers Laser pointers Laser guns Laser swords Laser lasers Laser food (do not eat) Laser clothes Laser books And much, much more! If it has "laser" in front of it, we probably have it! Zap all your troubles away with WHOOPSHOOP LAZERS!
- more laser beam sounds*
- disclaimer: Whoopshoop Lazers takes no responsibility for any damage caused by any of our products
Disclaimer[edit]
Whoopshoop Lazers takes no responsibility for any damage to any of your possessions, home, yourself or other people caused by any of our products. Seriously, just don't act stupidly and irresponsibly and you'll probably be fine. All our products are completely "safe" and "legal".