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| + | [[Ditto McCloaker]] has been appointed the president of the newly-formed Nichibutsu of America. He quickly sends out help-wanted ads and attracts a large staff of game developers. First he lures them into Willy Wonka-style death traps, then he forces them to navigate a death maze before officially hiring them. Ditto soon finds a rival in [[Vorpal]], the president of [[Vorpalsoft]]. | ||
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| + | Nichibutsu begins developing the [[NICHE]] gaming system in order to contest Vorpalsoft's [[EVILS]]. At one point Ditto fires [[Big Al]]. Al proceeds to join Vorpalsoft but is fired from there too. Vorpal leaves him with a token DVD player, but later finds that [[Goom]] and [[Ba]] accidentally left Vorpal's secret rare game disc in the player. Vorpal is successful in stealing the disc back (Al having regained his Nichibutsu job through the aid of Game Dæmons), but he soon loses it in a [[vending machine]] when he exchanges it for a [[Cherry Cola]]. | ||
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| + | In the meantime the Nichibutsu employees all engage in various schemes and socialize with sentient vending machines. Vorpal sees this as an opening for him to make his final blow, and he releases the EVILS while the Nichibutsu employees are busy partying with the vending machines. Ditto then begins to focus on advertising the NICHE's upcoming release. In an impulsive attempt to trump Vorpalsoft, Ditto sets the NICHE's release date for just a week from now. He then discovers this to be an error when he sees that the system is nowhere near complete, and neither are the games. | ||
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| + | Ditto is saved by the president of Nichibutsu of Japan (or so it appears to be him), who gives him a toaster-shaped console to be released as the NICHE 64, along with several launch games. Strangely enough, an identical console is then given to Vorpalsoft by a similar old man. Apparently Masa, Mune, Goom and Ba had something to do with these events. Ditto then makes the employees focus on developing peripherals for the NICHE 64 within a week. | ||
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Revision as of 15:55, 7 April 2007
Start:
End: Discontinued
Timeline: Seems to be alternate continuity
Writers: Ditto McCloaker, Psycho, Nintenfreak, lzn64, Masamune, Luigi of the Pipes, Sapphire, Yoshiman, Flutter, Lupus, Vorpal, GORE-ILLA.
Cast: Ditto McCloaker, Vorpal, Luigi of the Pipes, Sapphire, Lupus, Big Al, Flutter, Yoshiman, Masa and Mune, Elzie Ann, Ben Björni, GORE-ILLA, Wrange Tirk, Techno.
Overview
Nichibustu of America: A Game Company OG is the second Nichibutsu OG. It is treated more like a reboot then a sequel. Like the original, the OG follows the misadventures of a fledgling video game company and their constant mishaps. It eventually died out and was succeeded by Nichibustu Norwegia: It's All About Yuu.
Plot Summary
Ditto McCloaker has been appointed the president of the newly-formed Nichibutsu of America. He quickly sends out help-wanted ads and attracts a large staff of game developers. First he lures them into Willy Wonka-style death traps, then he forces them to navigate a death maze before officially hiring them. Ditto soon finds a rival in Vorpal, the president of Vorpalsoft.
Nichibutsu begins developing the NICHE gaming system in order to contest Vorpalsoft's EVILS. At one point Ditto fires Big Al. Al proceeds to join Vorpalsoft but is fired from there too. Vorpal leaves him with a token DVD player, but later finds that Goom and Ba accidentally left Vorpal's secret rare game disc in the player. Vorpal is successful in stealing the disc back (Al having regained his Nichibutsu job through the aid of Game Dæmons), but he soon loses it in a vending machine when he exchanges it for a Cherry Cola.
In the meantime the Nichibutsu employees all engage in various schemes and socialize with sentient vending machines. Vorpal sees this as an opening for him to make his final blow, and he releases the EVILS while the Nichibutsu employees are busy partying with the vending machines. Ditto then begins to focus on advertising the NICHE's upcoming release. In an impulsive attempt to trump Vorpalsoft, Ditto sets the NICHE's release date for just a week from now. He then discovers this to be an error when he sees that the system is nowhere near complete, and neither are the games.
Ditto is saved by the president of Nichibutsu of Japan (or so it appears to be him), who gives him a toaster-shaped console to be released as the NICHE 64, along with several launch games. Strangely enough, an identical console is then given to Vorpalsoft by a similar old man. Apparently Masa, Mune, Goom and Ba had something to do with these events. Ditto then makes the employees focus on developing peripherals for the NICHE 64 within a week.
Quotes
Nintenfreak: So, you wanna try my Glove Boy?
Elzie: How does it work?
Nintenfreak: So, you wanna try my Glove Boy?
Flutter: Well, don't come crying to me if he decapitates you with that nasty looking clipboard of his!
"Ladies and gentilmen some terrorest has bombed all of the limpic staumens and villegdes thruoght the world this crime was well thought out all of the evidence was destroyed in the bast and all the bombs went off at the exact same moment int time. Internatinel police are baffeled as to who could have done this and why. One officer thinks it is this yung man(picture of Techno pops up) His name is Areo Yang Techno he has over 12 PHD's in verus sugjects and has a motive he's alwys trying to enter the amricen olimpeck team but they won't let him on even as a water boy. but there is no evidence to link him to the crime." She said
"HA! That should teach them! Oh and I wouldn't go blabbing if i were you I could hunt you down plus it would destroy this compny and the rest of the video gaming industry for hiring an internashinel terrois,' Techno sai with a smug grin.
Lupus: I'm sorry! Please let me keep my job! I'll do anything!
Ditto: Sure you can keep your job. On one condition!
Lupus: Hmm?
Ditto: You must jump on this desk and do a triple 360 backflip off it, and land in the splits.
Lupus: Is that even possible?
Ditto: No.
Yoshiman: YESSIR! *Runs off to Flutter's office* Hey, Flutter, since we don't have Nintenfreak, you're going to have to make a game based soley on these pictures.
Flutter: Are they edible?
Yoshiman: What?
Flutter: Are they edible?
Yoshiman: Umm. . . I don't think so. . .
Flutter: Oh good. For a moment I thought they'd eat me.
Yoshiman: So, what do you do for a living?
Marsha (a vending Machine): Well, I serve soft drinks to anyone with 40¢ on them.
Yoshiman: Well, I have a condo on the beach.
- Lupus hand Tirk a pair of Scissors*
Tirk: .... *eyes bulge* What be this devilry? What instrument of Satan hast thou given me?!!?