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Mario Jr.

Rhyk: So... where too?

MJ: Why are you asking me for?

Rhak: Well it's your sister we're lookuing for right. Also, thta question wasn't directed to anyone specifically.

MJ: Oh. Well, let's ask the Goomba. [Hey you! Do you have any idea where my sister was taken?]

Slort: [I'm pretending you can't speak Goombeli right now.]

MJ: Fine. Be that way.

Slort: [You know, we wouldn't be in this pointless subplot if you were just straight with your sister.]

MJ: I have my reasons.

Slort: [Well, why can't you just tell us then? It's about time you tell us who this Laura girl is why she claims to be your sister.]

MJ: She's not my sister! My sister died protecting us... That girl you guys ran ito the forest. She's not my sister. She may look, smell, and even think she's my sister. But no. She's something much darker. Something that should have never been created. And now she's free again the world is grave danger...

Lupus: Aren't you being a little too melodramatic.

MJ: Yeah, you're probably right.

Fred: And stop pretending you know Goombeli. We know you're talking to yourself.

MJ: But I can speak Goombeli.

Slort: [No you can't.]

Fred: See!

MJ: But how did you what he said if only Luigi and Splog can understand what he says?

Rhyk: Hey, isn't the world supposed to be in "grave danger" or something ?

MJ: Oh yeah! This way. *walks off screen*

Fred: Does he even know where he's going?

Lupus: I'm too afraid to ask...

Dodo: I had absolutely no lines in this post!

(Meanwhile, back inside the fortress, Marin creeps cautiously though the shadows, holding up her mallet, reading to whack anything that jumped at her... then she sees something... no someone... walking towards her in the darkness. It wasn't until this figure stepped into the light that she noticed a female copy of herself absolutely nude. Thinking it was Laura she readied her mallet but another naked copy appeared from the shadows along with her. And another. And another. Till the room was filled with naked clones, staring at her accusingly. She iss too paralyzed with fear to make a run for it. Then they all raise their arms and pointed at her, their blood red lips mothing the word "clone.")

Marin: no....

(Marin suddenly drops to her knees sobbing.)

Marin: It can't be true....

(When she looked up, the clones were all gone but she was not quite alone. A bright flash of lightning reveals a man standing by the only exit out of the room. In theat brief moment she sees his face, he looked like MJ but his yellow eyes were fills with such hatred that sent shivers up her spine.)

Marin: I've seen you before.... haven't I?

???: Technically we've never met but yes. I was the one who killed Laura the first time raound. Somehow her memories must've tranfered over to you when you were created.

Marin: What's all this about?

???: Right now is not the time. It's too soon for me to appear in the OG scene. Soon things will be clearer in GHMOG V.

Marin: *sniffle* Everyone's alway told me "Later" or "Soon." When is "Soon" going to be "Now", huh? I'm tired of being left in the dark. I feel like there's just one big conspiracy around me and nobody's wanting to give me answers!

???: What kind of answers are you looking for? Isn't it enough that you are right here, right now? Why does everyone always have to rack their brains looking for their purpose in the great design. I say screw the rest and take destiny in your own hands.

Marin: ... What do you want from me?

???: I want only what you want. To kill Laura and put an end to this clone nonesense once and for all.

Marin: I don't want to kill her. I just want some answers to my questions.

???: If you kill her now their will be no more questions. You will be MJ's one and only sister and no one will ever be the wiser.

Marin: But I can't kill her... I've never killed anyone in my life.

???: You are weak... But I'll give you the strength you need to finish the job.

(Out of the darkness the stranger tosses her a golden sword. When she picks it up it glows white like the moon, almost illuminating the room completely.)

Marin: Wait... this is my brother's sword. How did you--?

(But when she looked up, the stranger was no where in sight.)

SteveT

~That Heaven-Type Place~

~Luigi of the Stars, Masa, Lady in Red, and Golem step out of The S.S. Swordfeller~

Golem: Here we are: The Parking Lot of the Gods, just outside of the Restaurant of the Gods, which is home of the Cheesecake of the—

Luigi: Gods, yes. I get it. They live here. Oooh, Gumball Machine of the Gods, anyone got a quarter?

Masa (aside): This new Luigi of the Pipes is even more of a hobo than the old one.

Luigi: I thought I told you to call me Luigi of the Stars.

Masa: And I told you it’s not gonna happen.

Luigi: Whatever. Let’s get inside.

~They enter, and see that the gods are locked in a divine, epic debate.~

One: Two, you’re godmoding.

Two: No, you are.

Three: Who gave us these names? I mean…seriously. Numbers?

One: Yeah, and who even approved this heaven-type place setting? It’s totally shallow and cliché.

Three: But we are the gods! If these things are happening, then there must be a higher power.

Two: …who is totally godmoding.

One: But we’re the most powerful beings in the universe!

Two: There One goes again…

Three: Then this other god must be from outside our universe.

All Three: Stare angrily (and angstily) at us through the monitor

~Back in the doorway~

Lady in Red: Tortilla the Hun must be here already

Luigi of the Stars: Then we must move quickly. To the kitchen!

~Luigi puts on a bib and pulls a fork from his pocket~

Golem: Luigi, we’re not here to eat

Luigi: Shut up, I haven’t had a single cracker in my entire life

Masa: Someone give this guy a cracker…and a bath…and a girlfriend. I don’t want him to ever have another line like that.

Luigi: I haven’t been so offended in my entire life.

Ditto McCloaker

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