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Mario Jr.

Rhyk: So... where too?

MJ: Why are you asking me for?

Rhak: Well it's your sister we're lookuing for right. Also, thta question wasn't directed to anyone specifically.

MJ: Oh. Well, let's ask the Goomba. [Hey you! Do you have any idea where my sister was taken?]

Slort: [I'm pretending you can't speak Goombeli right now.]

MJ: Fine. Be that way.

Slort: [You know, we wouldn't be in this pointless subplot if you were just straight with your sister.]

MJ: I have my reasons.

Slort: [Well, why can't you just tell us then? It's about time you tell us who this Laura girl is why she claims to be your sister.]

MJ: She's not my sister! My sister died protecting us... That girl you guys ran ito the forest. She's not my sister. She may look, smell, and even think she's my sister. But no. She's something much darker. Something that should have never been created. And now she's free again the world is grave danger...

Lupus: Aren't you being a little too melodramatic.

MJ: Yeah, you're probably right.

Fred: And stop pretending you know Goombeli. We know you're talking to yourself.

MJ: But I can speak Goombeli.

Slort: [No you can't.]

Fred: See!

MJ: But how did you what he said if only Luigi and Splog can understand what he says?

Rhyk: Hey, isn't the world supposed to be in "grave danger" or something ?

MJ: Oh yeah! This way. *walks off screen*

Fred: Does he even know where he's going?

Lupus: I'm too afraid to ask...

Dodo: I had absolutely no lines in this post!

(Meanwhile, back inside the fortress, Marin creeps cautiously though the shadows, holding up her mallet, reading to whack anything that jumped at her... then she sees something... no someone... walking towards her in the darkness. It wasn't until this figure stepped into the light that she noticed a female copy of herself absolutely nude. Thinking it was Laura she readied her mallet but another naked copy appeared from the shadows along with her. And another. And another. Till the room was filled with naked clones, staring at her accusingly. She iss too paralyzed with fear to make a run for it. Then they all raise their arms and pointed at her, their blood red lips mothing the word "clone.")

Marin: no....

(Marin suddenly drops to her knees sobbing.)

Marin: It can't be true....

(When she looked up, the clones were all gone but she was not quite alone. A bright flash of lightning reveals a man standing by the only exit out of the room. In theat brief moment she sees his face, he looked like MJ but his yellow eyes were fills with such hatred that sent shivers up her spine.)

Marin: I've seen you before.... haven't I?

???: Technically we've never met but yes. I was the one who killed Laura the first time raound. Somehow her memories must've tranfered over to you when you were created.

Marin: What's all this about?

???: Right now is not the time. It's too soon for me to appear in the OG scene. Soon things will be clearer in GHMOG V.

Marin: *sniffle* Everyone's alway told me "Later" or "Soon." When is "Soon" going to be "Now", huh? I'm tired of being left in the dark. I feel like there's just one big conspiracy around me and nobody's wanting to give me answers!

???: What kind of answers are you looking for? Isn't it enough that you are right here, right now? Why does everyone always have to rack their brains looking for their purpose in the great design. I say screw the rest and take destiny in your own hands.

Marin: ... What do you want from me?

???: I want only what you want. To kill Laura and put an end to this clone nonesense once and for all.

Marin: I don't want to kill her. I just want some answers to my questions.

???: If you kill her now their will be no more questions. You will be MJ's one and only sister and no one will ever be the wiser.

Marin: But I can't kill her... I've never killed anyone in my life.

???: You are weak... But I'll give you the strength you need to finish the job.

(Out of the darkness the stranger tosses her a golden sword. When she picks it up it glows white like the moon, almost illuminating the room completely.)

Marin: Wait... this is my brother's sword. How did you--?

(But when she looked up, the stranger was no where in sight.)

SteveT

~That Heaven-Type Place~

~Luigi of the Stars, Masa, Lady in Red, and Golem step out of The S.S. Swordfeller~

Golem: Here we are: The Parking Lot of the Gods, just outside of the Restaurant of the Gods, which is home of the Cheesecake of the—

Luigi: Gods, yes. I get it. They live here. Oooh, Gumball Machine of the Gods, anyone got a quarter?

Masa (aside): This new Luigi of the Pipes is even more of a hobo than the old one.

Luigi: I thought I told you to call me Luigi of the Stars.

Masa: And I told you it’s not gonna happen.

Luigi: Whatever. Let’s get inside.

~They enter, and see that the gods are locked in a divine, epic debate.~

One: Two, you’re godmoding.

Two: No, you are.

Three: Who gave us these names? I mean…seriously. Numbers?

One: Yeah, and who even approved this heaven-type place setting? It’s totally shallow and cliché.

Three: But we are the gods! If these things are happening, then there must be a higher power.

Two: …who is totally godmoding.

One: But we’re the most powerful beings in the universe!

Two: There One goes again…

Three: Then this other god must be from outside our universe.

All Three: Stare angrily (and angstily) at us through the monitor

~Back in the doorway~

Lady in Red: Tortilla the Hun must be here already

Luigi of the Stars: Then we must move quickly. To the kitchen!

~Luigi puts on a bib and pulls a fork from his pocket~

Golem: Luigi, we’re not here to eat

Luigi: Shut up, I haven’t had a single cracker in my entire life

Masa: Someone give this guy a cracker…and a bath…and a girlfriend. I don’t want him to ever have another line like that.

Luigi: I haven’t been so offended in my entire life.

Masamune

~in the KITCHEN (of doom)~

Masamune: Tortilla? Are you there?

Tortilla: ~on the other side~ I'm here Mune.

Masamune: Cook it! Throw it in the oven!

Tortilla: .... hm...

Masamune: What are you waiting for!? Let it bake!

Tortilla: Okay. *puts Cheesecake of the Gods Insta-Mix into a bowl, mixes it, pours in in a pan and puts in oven*

Golem: Somehow I don't think telling him to commit a dastardly act was such a good idea.

Masamune: I see your point.

Tortilla: Finished!

Luigi: Get him!

~Everyone except Lady in Red rush at him, but are stopped by his lightning-speed reflexes that wraps them all in tortillas~

Tortilla: I shall feast on their flesh... heh heh, actually not.

Lady in Red: I will kill you if you touch them.

Tortilla: Do no come between a Hun and his prey.

~They engage in battle. Tortilla whips out his giant rolling pin and starts swinging it at Lady in Red. She's doing alright, but is eventually hit by it~

Lady in Red: Ow.

Tortilla: You fool! No woman can kill me!

Lady in Red: *pulls off mask to reveal herself as Sapphire* I am no- what?

Tortilla: Yeah. Only a guy can do it. It's in the contract.

Sapphire: Oh...

Luigi: *Force levitates his laser sword to stab Tortilla in the back*

Tortilla: Oh.

Sapphire: Ha! *stabs him in the face*

Tortilla: *for no real reason at all, he starts deflating and shrinking into himself. He then pops*

Luigi: The Cheesecake is saved!

????: Not so fast!

Masamune: I know that voice!

Magikoopa: *jumps down* And you should know that I always win! Usually! Mostly! At least in the beginning! *grabs Cheesecake of the Gods* I knew that Hun would fail, now I'll use this and then Giovanni will reward me with hot anime babes!

Golem: Sounds like a plan.

Magikoopa: Yeah. *grabs Cheesecake and run*

Luigi: Well this is a pickle and no mistake.

~a huge door-shaped rift in space opens up~

One: Hey! Whose in my kitchen!?

Luigi: Crap.

Mario Jr.

(Back at Laura's Fortress, after wandering aimlessly the dark corridors for what seemed like an eternity, Marin eventually finds herself on the rooftop where rain was pouring in large torrents of water, obstructing her vision. However, she finally makes out a figure in a large dark cloak standing on the roofs edge. She squinted for a while, shielding her eyes from the rain with her sword, she was it was Laura.)

Laura: It didn't have to come to this... I would have left you and MJ be. But you had to come to Earth--to the past--and ruin everything. But now you're here and you've proven to be a bigger adversary than I had expected. Don't disappoint me.

(Laura whips around dramatically, revealing her face, which was cracked and falling off, exposing her true ugliness underneath. Marin gasped in horror and almost loses her footing on the steep roofside.)

Laura: Heh heh heh. Does my face displease you? Or are you stricken with awe by my beauty?

Marin: You're... you're not even human!

Laura: Well, when you're dead for almost a year, it kinda takes a toll on your looks. But I'm very much human. And so much more!

(Laura forms a large ball of green fire in her left hand and shoots it at Marin, who blocks it with her sword, reflecting it right back at Laura who duck just in time gives a taunting cackle.)

Laura: You're going have to do better than that, clone!

Marin: Augh! I'm not a clone! I'm my own person, dammit!

(Without even thinking, Marin hurled a bunch of pink fireballs at Laura, knocking her off the roof.)

Marin: Whoa...

(Marin looks at her hand which tiny wisps of pink smoke still emanated from it.)

Marin: Since when could I do that?

(Suddenly Laura floats back up and hover above the rooftop. By now her mask had fallen off completely and it was plain to see the monster truly was.)

Laura: Hmmph! Enough of these childish games! I should have destroyed you when I had the chance. A mistake will surely rectify right here and now!

(Laura spins around in a whirlwind of green fire, shedding her cloak and armor and revealing her fiery wings.)

Marin: It can't be...

Laura: Oh, but it is.

(Laura swoops down and grabs Marin the collar. She then swings Marin into a nearby tower. As Marin falls to the ground, Laura catches her hurls her back again. Once sky high, Laura flies over and kicks Marin back unto the roof. Marin then starts to slide off the roof. She tries desparately to grab for a handhold but the roof was too steep and it's surface too wet with rain. As she slid off she grabs unto the roof's edge and holds on to dear life. That's when Laura comes and steps on her hands with her boot. Marin screamed in agony as Laura pressed down harder, moving her foot about.)

Laura: You can't beat me. I am the Phoenix Reborn. That is something I have and have alone. It is the one part of me that cannot be emulated.)

(Laura pulls Marin back unto the roof and slams her face into the shingling. She then did it again, and again, until blood came pouring out of Marin's mouth and her teeth fell out.)

Marin: Please... have mercy.

Laura: Mercy? Mercy!? Did MJ have mercy on me when he left me for dead in the forest? Did he have mercy for me when he replaced me with a shoddy copy? Did anyone have mercy on me when I got so easily cast aside to make room for an idiot like you? Don't talk about mercy! You don't even know the meaning of the word...

~*~

(Meanwhile up in the sky, MJ and the others were inside an airship....)

Fred: How did we get this thing again?

Rhyl: It's a plot hole. Who cares?

Lupus: It seems there's a big storm approaching.

MJ: Then it's inside the storm we must go.

Fred: Why's that?

MJ: Because in my experience, the bad guys always hide away in big storms like this. It's supposed to be all spooky-ish or whatever.

Slort: [That's the dumbest thing I ever heard...]

MJ: Hey! Do you want me to throw you off the ship?

Ditto McCloaker

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