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Mario Jr.

Rhyk: So... where too?

MJ: Why are you asking me for?

Rhak: Well it's your sister we're lookuing for right. Also, thta question wasn't directed to anyone specifically.

MJ: Oh. Well, let's ask the Goomba. [Hey you! Do you have any idea where my sister was taken?]

Slort: [I'm pretending you can't speak Goombeli right now.]

MJ: Fine. Be that way.

Slort: [You know, we wouldn't be in this pointless subplot if you were just straight with your sister.]

MJ: I have my reasons.

Slort: [Well, why can't you just tell us then? It's about time you tell us who this Laura girl is why she claims to be your sister.]

MJ: She's not my sister! My sister died protecting us... That girl you guys ran ito the forest. She's not my sister. She may look, smell, and even think she's my sister. But no. She's something much darker. Something that should have never been created. And now she's free again the world is grave danger...

Lupus: Aren't you being a little too melodramatic.

MJ: Yeah, you're probably right.

Fred: And stop pretending you know Goombeli. We know you're talking to yourself.

MJ: But I can speak Goombeli.

Slort: [No you can't.]

Fred: See!

MJ: But how did you what he said if only Luigi and Splog can understand what he says?

Rhyk: Hey, isn't the world supposed to be in "grave danger" or something ?

MJ: Oh yeah! This way. *walks off screen*

Fred: Does he even know where he's going?

Lupus: I'm too afraid to ask...

Dodo: I had absolutely no lines in this post!

(Meanwhile, back inside the fortress, Marin creeps cautiously though the shadows, holding up her mallet, reading to whack anything that jumped at her... then she sees something... no someone... walking towards her in the darkness. It wasn't until this figure stepped into the light that she noticed a female copy of herself absolutely nude. Thinking it was Laura she readied her mallet but another naked copy appeared from the shadows along with her. And another. And another. Till the room was filled with naked clones, staring at her accusingly. She iss too paralyzed with fear to make a run for it. Then they all raise their arms and pointed at her, their blood red lips mothing the word "clone.")

Marin: no....

(Marin suddenly drops to her knees sobbing.)

Marin: It can't be true....

(When she looked up, the clones were all gone but she was not quite alone. A bright flash of lightning reveals a man standing by the only exit out of the room. In theat brief moment she sees his face, he looked like MJ but his yellow eyes were fills with such hatred that sent shivers up her spine.)

Marin: I've seen you before.... haven't I?

???: Technically we've never met but yes. I was the one who killed Laura the first time raound. Somehow her memories must've tranfered over to you when you were created.

Marin: What's all this about?

???: Right now is not the time. It's too soon for me to appear in the OG scene. Soon things will be clearer in GHMOG V.

Marin: *sniffle* Everyone's alway told me "Later" or "Soon." When is "Soon" going to be "Now", huh? I'm tired of being left in the dark. I feel like there's just one big conspiracy around me and nobody's wanting to give me answers!

???: What kind of answers are you looking for? Isn't it enough that you are right here, right now? Why does everyone always have to rack their brains looking for their purpose in the great design. I say screw the rest and take destiny in your own hands.

Marin: ... What do you want from me?

???: I want only what you want. To kill Laura and put an end to this clone nonesense once and for all.

Marin: I don't want to kill her. I just want some answers to my questions.

???: If you kill her now their will be no more questions. You will be MJ's one and only sister and no one will ever be the wiser.

Marin: But I can't kill her... I've never killed anyone in my life.

???: You are weak... But I'll give you the strength you need to finish the job.

(Out of the darkness the stranger tosses her a golden sword. When she picks it up it glows white like the moon, almost illuminating the room completely.)

Marin: Wait... this is my brother's sword. How did you--?

(But when she looked up, the stranger was no where in sight.)

SteveT

~That Heaven-Type Place~

~Luigi of the Stars, Masa, Lady in Red, and Golem step out of The S.S. Swordfeller~

Golem: Here we are: The Parking Lot of the Gods, just outside of the Restaurant of the Gods, which is home of the Cheesecake of the—

Luigi: Gods, yes. I get it. They live here. Oooh, Gumball Machine of the Gods, anyone got a quarter?

Masa (aside): This new Luigi of the Pipes is even more of a hobo than the old one.

Luigi: I thought I told you to call me Luigi of the Stars.

Masa: And I told you it’s not gonna happen.

Luigi: Whatever. Let’s get inside.

~They enter, and see that the gods are locked in a divine, epic debate.~

One: Two, you’re godmoding.

Two: No, you are.

Three: Who gave us these names? I mean…seriously. Numbers?

One: Yeah, and who even approved this heaven-type place setting? It’s totally shallow and cliché.

Three: But we are the gods! If these things are happening, then there must be a higher power.

Two: …who is totally godmoding.

One: But we’re the most powerful beings in the universe!

Two: There One goes again…

Three: Then this other god must be from outside our universe.

All Three: Stare angrily (and angstily) at us through the monitor

~Back in the doorway~

Lady in Red: Tortilla the Hun must be here already

Luigi of the Stars: Then we must move quickly. To the kitchen!

~Luigi puts on a bib and pulls a fork from his pocket~

Golem: Luigi, we’re not here to eat

Luigi: Shut up, I haven’t had a single cracker in my entire life

Masa: Someone give this guy a cracker…and a bath…and a girlfriend. I don’t want him to ever have another line like that.

Luigi: I haven’t been so offended in my entire life.

Masamune

~in the KITCHEN (of doom)~

Masamune: Tortilla? Are you there?

Tortilla: ~on the other side~ I'm here Mune.

Masamune: Cook it! Throw it in the oven!

Tortilla: .... hm...

Masamune: What are you waiting for!? Let it bake!

Tortilla: Okay. *puts Cheesecake of the Gods Insta-Mix into a bowl, mixes it, pours in in a pan and puts in oven*

Golem: Somehow I don't think telling him to commit a dastardly act was such a good idea.

Masamune: I see your point.

Tortilla: Finished!

Luigi: Get him!

~Everyone except Lady in Red rush at him, but are stopped by his lightning-speed reflexes that wraps them all in tortillas~

Tortilla: I shall feast on their flesh... heh heh, actually not.

Lady in Red: I will kill you if you touch them.

Tortilla: Do no come between a Hun and his prey.

~They engage in battle. Tortilla whips out his giant rolling pin and starts swinging it at Lady in Red. She's doing alright, but is eventually hit by it~

Lady in Red: Ow.

Tortilla: You fool! No woman can kill me!

Lady in Red: *pulls off mask to reveal herself as Sapphire* I am no- what?

Tortilla: Yeah. Only a guy can do it. It's in the contract.

Sapphire: Oh...

Luigi: *Force levitates his laser sword to stab Tortilla in the back*

Tortilla: Oh.

Sapphire: Ha! *stabs him in the face*

Tortilla: *for no real reason at all, he starts deflating and shrinking into himself. He then pops*

Luigi: The Cheesecake is saved!

????: Not so fast!

Masamune: I know that voice!

Magikoopa: *jumps down* And you should know that I always win! Usually! Mostly! At least in the beginning! *grabs Cheesecake of the Gods* I knew that Hun would fail, now I'll use this and then Giovanni will reward me with hot anime babes!

Golem: Sounds like a plan.

Magikoopa: Yeah. *grabs Cheesecake and run*

Luigi: Well this is a pickle and no mistake.

~a huge door-shaped rift in space opens up~

One: Hey! Whose in my kitchen!?

Luigi: Crap.

Mario Jr.

(Back at Laura's Fortress, after wandering aimlessly the dark corridors for what seemed like an eternity, Marin eventually finds herself on the rooftop where rain was pouring in large torrents of water, obstructing her vision. However, she finally makes out a figure in a large dark cloak standing on the roofs edge. She squinted for a while, shielding her eyes from the rain with her sword, she was it was Laura.)

Laura: It didn't have to come to this... I would have left you and MJ be. But you had to come to Earth--to the past--and ruin everything. But now you're here and you've proven to be a bigger adversary than I had expected. Don't disappoint me.

(Laura whips around dramatically, revealing her face, which was cracked and falling off, exposing her true ugliness underneath. Marin gasped in horror and almost loses her footing on the steep roofside.)

Laura: Heh heh heh. Does my face displease you? Or are you stricken with awe by my beauty?

Marin: You're... you're not even human!

Laura: Well, when you're dead for almost a year, it kinda takes a toll on your looks. But I'm very much human. And so much more!

(Laura forms a large ball of green fire in her left hand and shoots it at Marin, who blocks it with her sword, reflecting it right back at Laura who duck just in time gives a taunting cackle.)

Laura: You're going have to do better than that, clone!

Marin: Augh! I'm not a clone! I'm my own person, dammit!

(Without even thinking, Marin hurled a bunch of pink fireballs at Laura, knocking her off the roof.)

Marin: Whoa...

(Marin looks at her hand which tiny wisps of pink smoke still emanated from it.)

Marin: Since when could I do that?

(Suddenly Laura floats back up and hover above the rooftop. By now her mask had fallen off completely and it was plain to see the monster truly was.)

Laura: Hmmph! Enough of these childish games! I should have destroyed you when I had the chance. A mistake will surely rectify right here and now!

(Laura spins around in a whirlwind of green fire, shedding her cloak and armor and revealing her fiery wings.)

Marin: It can't be...

Laura: Oh, but it is.

(Laura swoops down and grabs Marin the collar. She then swings Marin into a nearby tower. As Marin falls to the ground, Laura catches her hurls her back again. Once sky high, Laura flies over and kicks Marin back unto the roof. Marin then starts to slide off the roof. She tries desparately to grab for a handhold but the roof was too steep and it's surface too wet with rain. As she slid off she grabs unto the roof's edge and holds on to dear life. That's when Laura comes and steps on her hands with her boot. Marin screamed in agony as Laura pressed down harder, moving her foot about.)

Laura: You can't beat me. I am the Phoenix Reborn. That is something I have and have alone. It is the one part of me that cannot be emulated.)

(Laura pulls Marin back unto the roof and slams her face into the shingling. She then did it again, and again, until blood came pouring out of Marin's mouth and her teeth fell out.)

Marin: Please... have mercy.

Laura: Mercy? Mercy!? Did MJ have mercy on me when he left me for dead in the forest? Did he have mercy for me when he replaced me with a shoddy copy? Did anyone have mercy on me when I got so easily cast aside to make room for an idiot like you? Don't talk about mercy! You don't even know the meaning of the word...

~*~

(Meanwhile up in the sky, MJ and the others were inside an airship....)

Fred: How did we get this thing again?

Rhyl: It's a plot hole. Who cares?

Lupus: It seems there's a big storm approaching.

MJ: Then it's inside the storm we must go.

Fred: Why's that?

MJ: Because in my experience, the bad guys always hide away in big storms like this. It's supposed to be all spooky-ish or whatever.

Slort: [That's the dumbest thing I ever heard...]

MJ: Hey! Do you want me to throw you off the ship?

Luiigii of the Pipes

Yami Yoshi: This boat is so nice. Being out in the middle of nowhere on the sea...

Lionel: Where no one can hear you scream.

Manstraw: And water is thicker than blood.

Yami Yoshi: And the crew is just so awesome.

GORE: Y-yeah...

Sir Steven: Yeah, by the way...

~Sir Steven knocks Yami Yoshi and GORE out, then throws them overboard. Rebe starts to scream, but Lionel pinches her neck and she passes out. Lionel sets her to the side, then looks at Manstraw, who pulls something out of storage.~

Sir Steven: What is that you're getting?

Manstraw: It's the emblem from the uniform of a grunt of Giovanni.

Lionel: Who's Giovanni?

Manstraw: The man who runs Team Rocket, the sworn enemy of peace and hope and all that crap. ~throws the emblem roughly where Sir Steven threw Yami Yoshi and GORE~ Once the rest of the OGers find the emblem, the design will make Masamune suspect that Team Rocket killed them and abducted his girlfriend. When they find her body dead on the front step of the GORE-ILLIGAN Isle branch of Team Rocket Headquarters, their suspicions will be totally confirmed.

Lionel: You never said anything about killing anyone.

Manstraw: We were hired to KILL the OGers and keep Team Rocket in check! It's a prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

Lionel: I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl without her author's approval. RPing has made me soft.

Manstraw: Am I going mad, or did the word "THINK" escape your lips? YOU ARE NOT ON THIS RIDE FOR YOUR BRAINS, YOU HIPPOPOTAMIC LAND MASS!

Sir Steven: I agree with Manstraw.

Manstraw: OH! THE ANGSTY HERO HAS SPOKEN! NO ONE AGREES WITH ME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. I WILL KILL HER, AND REMEMBER THIS, NEVER FORGET THIS: WHEN I FOUND YOU, YOU WERE SO HEARTLESS, YOU COULDN'T BUY VALENTINE'S CANDY! ~whirls on Lionel~ AND YOU! FRIENDLESS, BRAINLESS, HELPLESS, HOPELESS! DO YOU WANT ME TO SEND YOU BACK TO WHERE YOU WERE, UNEMPLOYED, IN HYRULE!!! ~storms away~

Lionel: Do you have to type in all caps? I think there's a rule about that.

Sir Steven: That Manstraw, he can fuss.

Lionel: Fuss, fuss...I think he like to scream... at us.

Sir Steven: Probably he means no harm.

Lionel: He's really very short on... charm.

Sir Steven: Dude, stop it. I hate rhymes.

Lionel: Yes, yes, some of the time.

Sir Steven: Enough of that!

Manstraw: Hey, Lionel, are there rocks ahead?

Lionel: If there are, we all be dead!

Sir Steven: No more rhymes now, I mean it!

Lionel: Anybody want a peanut?

Sir Steven: THAT'S IT!! ~huge brawl between Sir Steven, Manstraw, and Lionel, etc.~

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Manstraw: We'll reach the isle by dawn. ~looks at Sir Steven, who is looking behind the boat~ Why are you doing that?

Sir Steven: Are you sure nobody's follow us?

Manstraw: That would be inconceivable.

Rebe: Despite what you think, you will be caught. And when you are, my boyfriend will see you all hanged.

Manstraw: Of all the necks on this boat, woman, the one you should be worrying about is your own. ~looks at Sir Steven again, who's looking back... again~ Stop doing that! We can all relax, it's almost over.

Sir Steven: You are sure nobody's follow us?

Manstraw: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways, inconceivable. No one in Team Rocket knows what we've done, and none of the OGers could've gotten here so fast... Out of curiosity, why do you ask?

Sir Steven: No reason. Suddenly, I just happen to look behind us and something is there.

~Manstraw and Lionel run to the back of the boat, slightly shocked. There is a wave of sorts approaching them.~

Manstraw: Probably some crazy kids out for a pleasure cruise on their water speeders at night... through caykzor-infested waters.

~At the wave, Yami Yoshi is riding on GORE's back, who's swimming quickly through the water.~

Yami Yoshi: Almost caught up, buddy! Be the water! Swim that water!

GORE: Grr...

~Rebe dives overboard and starts swimming away.~

Manstraw: Wha-wh-Go in! Get after her!

Sir Steven: I'm wearing 500 pound armor.

Lionel: I only dog paddle.

Manstraw: DYEEAAHHHHHH!! VEER LEFT! LEFT! LEFT!

~A loud shrieking fills the air. Rebe stops.~

Manstraw: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND IS, WOMAN? THOSE ARE THE REMAINS OF THE CAYKZORS. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, JUST WAIT! THEY ALWAYS GROW LOUDER WHEN THEY'RE ABOUT TO FEED ON HUMAN FLESH. IF YOU SWIM BACK NOW, I PROMISE, NO HARM WILL COME TO YOU. I DOUBT YOU'LL GET SUCH AN OFFER FROM THE CAYKZORS.

~Rebe feels frosting on her arm. She turns and sees a Caykzor charging at her, but at the last second, Lionel swoops in and eats it. He grabs Rebe and pulls her back onto the boat.~

Manstraw: Put her down, just put her down.

Sir Steven: ~points at the wave~ I think they're getting closer.

Manstraw: THEY'RE NO CONCERN OF OURS. SAIL ON! ~to Rebe~ I suppose you think you're brave, don't you?

Rebe: Only compared to some.

Manstraw: ~glare~

Masamune

~The airship lands in front of Marin and Laura~

Marin: MJ? You came after me?

Laura: . . .

MJ: Yeah I-

Dodo: Actually we did, we pulled the proverbial long straw of the batch.

Rhyk: We didn't want to do it, really.

Slort: [I couldn't care less.]

Marin: Gee thanks.

Laura: *realizes she may not be able to win...* How dare you intrude.

~Suddenly MJ is shot by an electric pulse from behind and falls~

Lupus: Ha! Man, this moment was so predictable.

Dodo: SEE! SEE? I told you releasing them was stupid and pointless. But did you listen? *gets volted*

Slort: [I said that too.]

Rhyk: Shut up. *gets volted* Hey, watch it. *falls over*

Slort: *gets volted* [Ow.]

Laura: Oh uh, good job.

Lupus: Whatever, this plot sucks.

Fred: Needs more syrup.

Lupus: What? I mean, let's get this wrapped up. I should totally be in a plot containing more me being evil and not being a lackey.

Laura: I hate interruptions like this.

~Elsewhere~

Sir Steven: Look! he is right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same fuel type that we are.

Manstraw: Whatever the fuel is, they're too late. See? GORE-LIGAN'S ISLAND! Hurry up. Move that thing and that other thing. Move it!

Lionel: Bah.

Manstraw: We're safe. Only Lionel is strong enough to go our way.

Sir Steven: We don't have a 'our way'. It's just a small cliff that you can just go around.

Manstraw: Don't ruin this for me.

~after docking at the island, they all climb on Lionel's back who casually walks up the stairs~

Sir Steven: See? They're following, and much faster. Seriously, why do we have to ride Lionel?

Manstraw: Inconceivable! Faster, Lionel!

Lionel: I thought I was going faster.

Manstraw: You were supposed to be this speedster! A legendary animal that threw knives at people. And yet he gains.

Lionel: Well I'm carrying a person and a 500 pound suit of armor. He's only got a yoshi.

Manstraw: I do not accept excuses. I'm just going to have to find another Zelda monster.

Lionel: Okay.

Manstraw: Did I make it clear your job is on the line?

~they get to the stop of the stairs. Manstraw rolls a boulder down the stairs. GORE and Yami swing away from it, but the stairs are destroyed. They start climbing~

Lionel: They got very good arms.

Manstraw: They didn't fall!? Inconceivable.

Sir Steven: That line is so cliched.

Manstraw: Fine, stay here and finish them.

Sir Steven: I'm going to duel them right handed.

Manstraw: You are righthanded.

Sir Steven: Well yeah, I'm not about to get myself killed from arrogance.

SteveT

~Sir Steven peers down the staircase~

Sir Steven: Hello there

GORE: *grunts*

Sir Steven: I don't suppose you could speed things up

Yami: If you want to speed things up so much, you could find an elevator or or just come down here or find some other helpful thing to do

Sir Steven: I could do that, but I don't think you would accept my help, since I"m only waiting up here so that I can kill you

Yami: That does put a damper in our relationship. I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.

~Sir Steven waits, swinging his axe around in the air. Eventually, GORE and Yami reach the top of the staircase. They both take a moment to catch their breath.~

Sir Steven: Before we fight, do you mind showing me your butts?

GORE and Yami: WHA?

Sir Steven: You see, I was once minorly annoyed by an ape with a ball and chain attached to his butt

~Before Sir Steven finishes the sentence, Yami's shorts have finished fluttering to the shoreline~

Sir Steven: Dude...you're...not an ape.

Yami: WRONG YOSHI!

Sir Steven: I think this parody is sufficiently dead. I'd hate to kill you, too.

GORE: It is dead indeed. I'd hate to die.

~Sir Steven swings his axe at GORE, whose mighty cyborg fists assault his armor. A duel breaks out with, umm...is...too cool for words to describe....yeah. So there's no point in even trying. Anyway, Yami spends the whole time ummm....oh crap, I got him confused with Yoshiman....he does something.~

~ The fight was spectacular, by the way. I'm not sure if I mentioned that. In the end, Sir Steven was disarmed and on his knees.~

Sir Steven: Do it quickly

GORE: I know that before Dark Ditto's maple, you were a magical suit of armor. You belong in a museum, not a tomb. I'd sooner destroy a stain glassed window.

~GORE punches Sir Steven in the head, and Sir Steven falls unconcious~

~Back in the Kitchen of DOOM~

ONE: I said, who is stealing food from my kitchen?

Masa: We're here to ensure that the Cheesecake of the Gods does not fall into the hands of evil. Since none of us are in any way affliliated with evil, disrepute, or mischief, I think it's best if we just take it and be on our way.

Luigi of the Stars: Yes....stealing food from my kitchen...that is what they used to call me...Well, I am stealing food from the Kitchen of the Gods, now.

ONE: THIEVES!

Mario Jr.

Laura: Raaargh! Enough of this! *volts everyone* I will have no more hindrances...

(Marin starts crawling towards where her brother fell.)

Marin: Brother...

MJ: ...

Marin: Brother, get up...

(Laura notices Marin's movement and lands in front of her.)

Laura: Now... you will die!

(Laura grabs Marin by the neck and holds her up into the air. Marin struggles to get free but could not break free of Laura's powerful grip.)

Laura: There can only be one!

(Suddenly Marin jams the Star Sword into Laura's stomach and Laura instantly drops Marin and doubles over in pain. As Laura cowers away howling Marin gets up and yanks the sword out of Laura spilling black blood everywhere.)

Marin: You're right. There can only be one.

Laura: Please... have mercy.

Marin: Gee, I thought I didn't know the meaning of the word? Hmm. Oh well. *hold up sword*

Laura: Wait! We can be sisters! You. Me. MJ. We can like triplets. Wouldn't that be fun?

Marin: Well, I always wanted a sister.

(While Marin was temporarily distracted in thought, Laura seized to opportunity to knock Marin to the ground.)

Laura: Hee hee hee! I guess MJ forgot to clone you a brain! I can't believe you feel for that sob story!

Marin: Well, at least I'm not a cookie-cutter princess turned cookie-cutter villain. How many times has that good girl gone bad been done?

Laura: Yeah. Well. Who cares? You're dead anyways.

(Laura forms a giant ball of energy with her hands. Marin form a similar one with her hands over her head. That's when MJ starts stirring where he lays.)

MJ: No... stop fighting... must... save my sister...

(MJ gets up to intervene but gets caught in the crossfire as the two energy blasts collided causing a great explosion. When the light dimmed, MJ's limp body fall to ground.)

Laura/Marin: MJ!

(Marin runs over to her brother's side. He is badly scorched but seems still breath, though very faintly.)

Laura: You've killed him!

Marin: We both did. But he's not beyond saving yet...

MJ: Mare, I...

Marin: save your strength MJ. We'll get you some help.

MJ: There's something I have to tell you... You're not really...

Marin: You don't have to tell me anything. I know who I really am. I knew it right when Laura said you had left her for dead. It knew it wasn't true. I know what really happened that fateful night. How you tried to save me but I refused. My body is new but my memory is the same. You see, your sister's memory, her love for you still lives in me. We are one and the same. We always have been.

Laura: Don't listen to her! She's a liar! I'm the original! She's the fake!

Marin: Do you remember when you used to get scared in the big lonely castle at night. How you would come into my room and sneak into my bed.

MJ: Yes... You used to sing me a lullaby to calm me down. I love you forever. I love you for always... As long as I'm living...

(MJ tried to finish the song but he was too weak and fell back asleep. Marin cradle his head in her arms ad finishes the lullaby for him.)

Marin: I love you forever... I love you for always... As long as I'm living.... My brother you'll be.

(A single tear trickles down her cheek and falls on MJ's forehead, causing his body to glow with a strange, pink light all over. His eyelids slowly lifted open and he miraculously he was completely revived.)

MJ: Marin! You saved me!

Laura: No... No! Only I have the Power of the Phoenix! I! Me! Princess Laura of the Mushroom Kingdom!

(In her rage, Laura pulls out her black sword and was about to strike when out of nowhere, a ton of syrup falls from the heavens and pushes Laura right unto the pole of one of the fortresses many towers.)

Fred: Hell yeah! That's what I'm talking about!

Marin: *smiles* Let's get the hell out of here and back to the main plot.

Lupus: That's if Masa and them still saved some of the fun stuff for us.

Marin: Probably not but at least there's always leftover cake.

MJ: Cake? Now I'm hungry.

Everyone: Oh MJ!

MJ: No seriously. The title of the OG specifically said there'd be cheesecake. I'm suing for false advertisement.

*minutes later*

(As MJ and the others head back in their airship, MJ takes her sister aside.)

MJ: Listen, Mare. Are you sure you're okay? That battle must've taken a lot outta you.

Marin: I'm fine. We've been through worse stuff before. A part of me feels sorry for that... thing. It must have been very lonely to know nothing but hatred and suffering. Another part of me wonders if I'm not all that different.

MJ: You are different. You know what true love is. That's something that can't be duplicated.

Marin: Yeah. You're probably right.

Rhyk: Hey MJ! I found some cake in the freezer here! You better get it before we eat all!

MJ: Yeah! Cake! *runs off*

(Marin still lingers behind, staring blankly at the stars. Somewhere, in the back of her mind, echoed the voice of the stranger from the fortress.)

???: You disappoint me Marin. I gave you a chance for ultimate power and you chose Love. When you see me again, I will make sue you will live to regret this.

~*~

(Somewhere, off in Heaven.)

3896: Hey, dumbass! You just knocked over a vat of syrup!

6785: Uhhh... Do you think anyone down there will notice.

3896: Probbly not. Carry on!

Luiigii of the Pipes

Golem: Lady in Red? You're... Sapphire?

Sapphire: What?

Golem: ~shock and betrayal~

Sapphire: Oh great.

Golem: That's it! ~pulls out phone~ Divorce town, population not me!

One: ~charges~

Luigi: Some other time, you dorks! ~whips out twin laser sword blades~

Masamune: Be ready... for anything. ~draws his sword~

~Sapphire takes off her golden bracelets, which double in size and grow razor sharp edges where she's not holding them. Golem picks up a stick and wraps his scarf around one end in a kind-of ball shape.~

Luigi: Let's go!

~Luigi charges at One, and they meet halfway across the kitchen. One uppercuts Luigi and sends him flying backwards, but Luigi flips in midair and lands on his feet, running forward again. Masamune joins him and they start hacking away at One, Luigi adding in a flurry of sword stabs, an elbow to the solar plexus, and a slash that knocks One to the ground with a shockwave in the shape of a growling Goomba. Sapphire throws one of her bracelets at One and runs forward, intent on bludgeoning him with the other. Golem stands back and kinda waves his scarf around.~

~They continue like this for some time.~

Luigi: Here we go!

~Luigi hits One, and then everyone else hits One at the exact same time. One screams and falls over. They hit him some more, but he gets up slightly invincible and sends Luigi flying again; this time Luigi lands on his back.~

Luigi: Masamune! I am dangerously low on vitality! You must regenerate me somehow!

~Masamune sighs and runs away from One, then points his finger at Luigi.~

Masamune: Don't over--

~One throws a chair at Masamune and knocks him down.~

Masamune: Aren't we clever?

Golem: This is pathetic!

Sapphire: ~gets sent flying~ Aaaaah.

~Note that Golem is the only one still standing at the moment. One starts to stalk toward him.~

Golem: W-wait! Um... BRAIN CANCER!

~Golem points his cell phone at One's head. One screams and falls over, clutching his temples. Golem runs at One, makes a very disturbing grunt, and hits him with his scarf-stick. One cries out in agony and disappears in a flash of white.~

Golem: Yes! The amazing final blow was mine!

Luigi: Somehow this doesn't seem fair.

Golem: Our weapons are love!

Sapphire: Justice, and...

Masamune: ~sigh~ ...hope...

Two (outside the door): Dammit, One! You are not approved to eat my-- ~enters~ Oh. THREE!!!

Luigi: Great. Here we go again.

Masamune: Give them no quarter! ~charges~

Ditto McCloaker

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