Luiigii of the Pipes

Full Name: Lucas Dude

Aliases: Lucas Hanimar, Luiigii of the Pipes, Luiigii of the Stars
Birthdate: 1982
Species: Hobo
Nationality: Canadian
Creator: Luigi of the Pipes
Family: Farmer Jon (father/adopted uncle), EVIL Scientist Dude (uncle/adopted father), Rebe Jade (wife)
First Appearance: Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik 3: VERY Foreign Policy

Background

Lucas Dude was born in the Forest of the Pipes, a small, unknown forest in Alberta. His (otherwise insignificant to the story) family was killed by SteveT three years later for having absolutely no relation to but a distinct resemblance of Louis of the Tubes, the un-fat friar who had replaced SteveT in the Festivity Attenders. Lucas himself was grievously injured, but was found by the goomba Slort Goomboy, who gave him a transfusion of his own blood to save him. Slort's Goombeli blood gave him the power to control heat and generate fire, increased physical and mental abilities (i.e. telekinesis and telepathy), and the ability to understand Slort's otherwise gibberish language. In addition, the first and only word that Lucas can recall Slort saying to him at this time was "Hanimar", which Lucas assumed to be his last name since it was never broached upon by his parents (Slort was in fact saying "burrito").

Slort gave Lucas a basic education over the next several years as they continued to live in the Forest of the Pipes. He changed his name to Luiigii of the Pipes in an attempt to hide from SteveT. When Luiigii was fourteen, he came upon (the not quite yet EVIL) EVIL Scientist Dude, who had discovered the forest and set up a laboratory there. In the laboratory, ESD had created duplicates of Pokemon, which had gotten loose and became a part of everyday society in the world for at most a year. Luiigii helped him study the Pokemon (meeting Rebe Jade in the process) and was offered apprenticeship, which he accepted. Luiigii learned a considerable bit more from EVIL Scientist Dude. He also received a collection of Star Wars novels which, since his Goombeli abilities allowed him to mimic the Force, persuaded him to think that he was a Jedi and build a laser sword with scrap material. Slort did not care for ESD however and left.

When Luiigii turned eighteen, he left the Forest of the Pipes and entered society. Rather than waste time with a job, he used his survival skills to live on the streets, prompting his appearance as a hobo. Society did not impress Luiigii; rather, it sparked a hatred of humanity in general within him. He frequented the Koopa Bar & Grille, where the proprietor, Jagger, introduced him to Mario Jr., who claimed to be his cousin (possibly confusing him for Luigi Jr.).

Luiigii was also introduced to the bar's waitress, Deijii Brinn. Unlike the rest of humanity, Luiigii fell completely in love with her; they were married within a year. Unfortunately, this was around the same time that the Party Crashers crossed over from Anti-Space. With them came Loogi, who, not having joined the Party Crashers, had nothing better to do than find and humiliate Luiigii in every possible way. He kidnapped Deijii and took her to some bridge. Luiigii and Loogi clashed. During the battle, Deijii fell; Luiigii caught her with his telekinesis, but stopped her too fast and snapped her neck. Enraged, he used his telekinesis to grab Loogi's intestines and pull them up his digestive tract, then swore to never use it again.

Luiigii gave up on his public life, wishing to return to the Forest of the Pipes. Slort conveniently returned with a considerable sum of money he had earned over the past ten years, which they used to convert EVIL Scientist Dude's now abandoned laboratory into their own private town. They stayed there until Luiigii received a letter of application from DigiPen in 2001.

Timeline History

Good Timeline

Luiigii attended DigiPen, but was stuck into the Wyseguise (sidekick) group rather than Plungerheads. He bore through his lessons and graduated, then promptly returned to his life as a hobo.

Luiigii chanced upon Murasame one day and took up his offer to become a minion as they tried to destroy the Gamehikers. Murasame was highly influencial, leading Luiigii to be evil even after he had "died." However, constant failure, severe injury, and rejection by Slort caused Luiigii to rethink his villainous ways. He rebelled against the recently returned Murasame and aided in taking him out permanently, joining the Gamehikers in the process.

Luiigii went with the Gamehikers to investigate Luigi 64's death in Boston after that. He teamed up with the SteveTrio at the time, then went off to fight Don Cornmuffin alone and failed. He is taken in by Dark Ditto, who tries to make him a villain again, even bringing Ashley back from the future. When Luiigii refuses, Dark Ditto goes to kill Ashley and Luiigii takes the hit.

Luiigii reappears in Canada, having been reborn as Luiigii of the Stars. As Luiigii of the Stars, he was willing to use his telekinesis again, but no one would address him as such and he went back to Luiigii of the Pipes by the end. He goes with Masamune and co. to the Heaven-Type Place to stop Tortilla the Hun from baking the Cheesecake of the Gods, but it is made anyway and Dark Ditto eats it, destroying the world (that is to say, GORE-LIGAN'S Island). Luiigii is found in a cave being held by the SteveTrio, but the Gamehikers beat them and Luiigii flees. He faces off with Masamune in an unseen battle and decides to rejoin the group for their final stand. As Ditto's Domain collapses after Dark Ditto's loss, Luiigii decides to stay behind and get reincarnated again, but Slort drags him away.

Some time later, Luiigii accidently kills his future self (with a car), who had traveled back in time one month. Mortality getting the best of him, Luiigii tried to lure Rebe away from Masamune so that he wouldn't die alone. EVIL Scientist Dude kidnapped Rebe and pretended to send her back in time (actually just hiding her and leaving the time machine open), which prompted Luiigii going back in time and getting killed by himself. After some SUPER AWKWARD time travel management, Cobrax disguises himself as Luiigii and gets hit instead, sparing Luiigii's life.

Luiigii decided to randomly angst about Yami's death and inadvertedly brought him back to life, though now Yami desired only to end the Good Timeline. Luiigii was recruited by Farmer Jon to stop him (and got to wear Masamune's hat). When Jon died, Luiigii was recruited by the GCPA along with GORE-ILLA. When Donkeyman shang-haiied the GCPA, Luiigii and GORE-ILLA ditched them in favor of service on the Flying Arabdude. Luiigii was kidnapped by SteveT and changed his mind about the party ship, planning to destroy it along with his old tormentor. After the ship crashed, Luiigii and GORE-ILLA were re-recruited by the GCPA, but only lasted long enough to be shot out of torpedo ports at the Cayken. They ended up on the Flying Monkey locked in battle with ESD and Yami respectively. Luiigii was shot repeatedly by ESD and crippled, then offered an opportunity to help wipe out the Good Timeline. Luiigii did so by killing Golem, who was then used to power a Timeline Bombinator. As the timeline disintegrated around them, Luiigii boarded the Flying Canadiandude as it made its way to the Bad Timeline.

In the Bad Timeline, Luiigii is protected from the other Gamehikers (angry at him for killing Golem) by SteveT, who decides to form a new SteveTrio with him. Meanwhile, the Bad Timeline Luiigii (hence referred to as Luigi) escapes from Lupus's Cheese Star and stumbles upon the Gamehikers. Luigi and Luiigii later engaged each other in an epic battle which ended when Luiigii killing Luigi, just as they made the shift to the Neutral Timeline. There Luiigii was knocked out by Inspector Luigi and captured.

Afterwards the Good Timeline was restored and reset prior to Luiigii's killing of Golem. This time after killing Farmer Jon, he tried to kill EVIL Scientist Dude as well and took over the Flying Monkey. In Gamehiker Member OG IX (I don't feel like counting the exclamation points and question marks right now), he then kidnapped Loogi to serve as his right-hand man in his villainous campaign, which involved traveling into Anti-Space and gathering an army of everyone's evil counterparts.

Luiigii married Rebe Jade some time later and started a family, including twin children Becky and Lucas, and Ashley. Aside from Ashley marrying Masamune, they lived content in the Forest of the Pipes until earth was destroyed in 2065, taking them with it.

To note, in 2030 Straw Man's fiddling with the timeline turned Luiigii into Emperor Lugius Caesar XIII, the current ruler of Rome. He was tasked by Straw Man to kill Santa CLAWS/GRIN-CHEE, but sacrificed himself in the attempt (and STILL didn't kill him). Rebe took over the empire after his death, with help from Sapphire.

Bad Timeline

En route to DigiPen, Luiigii was involved in a traffic accident that took his life. He met the Party Goers in Heaven and helped them reunite Guisseppie's parts, then returned with them to earth and continued his life as a fellow Party Goer. He married Rebe shortly after.

Luiigii's soul was stolen by Lupus along with the rest of the Party Goers, but he managed to escape around 2008 and started his family, until he was recaptured. When the Party Goers returned to their bodies in 2018, Luiigii returned and worked himself back into the family he had lost, but at great cost.

Some time later, Luiigii had a vision of his daughter getting together with Masamune. The thought drove him to insanity, which caused a freak transformation into a goomba. He impersonated Slort and followed Ashley around, trying to remove her from Masamune's company.

Neutral Timeline

Luiigii ignored his invitation to DigiPen and instead forced himself into the Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik party in 2001 when Ditto McCloaker was looking for a temporary Vice-President. His official title remained in transition until the 9-11 attacks on the World Gaming Center, where Luiigii was fatally wounded and given Inspector Gadget-like gadgets. He unofficially took over operations in the FBI/CIA and became the first Secretary of Homeland Security. In the 2004 election, Luiigii ran against Vorpal after several failed attempts to become President by 'other methods.' He lost and was subsequently fired and chased to Iraq.

Variations

Professor Luiigii

Actually, Professor Luiigii from Gamehiker High University is pretty much the same as the normal Luiigii, except maybe more despondent overall. He teaches Pikminology and has the usual rivalry with Professor GORE.

Luiigii Noskin

This version of Luiigii from The Party Goers tried to cut out his heart at a tender young age to grant himself immortality like in various mythologies. He accidently stabbed it instead. Fortunately, the knife he used is a direct reference to The Necromancer and he still lived on as a skeleton. He is quite wealthy and lives across the street from Bathhurst.

Farmer Luiigii

In Harvest Goers '07, Luiigii is the owner of a farm that grows crops and animals used in the cooking of pizzas; he probably cuts out the middle man and makes the pizzas too (to correspond with the author's profession). Luiigii accidently goes back in time on a time-traveling tractor; unable to return to the present, he goes insane and starts killing the inhabitants of Nothing in order to scare his future self away (reasoning, if he doesn't buy a farm, he never gets on the time-traveling tractor). Luiigii takes the alias of Martha after killing Farmer Jon's wife. He is then sacrificed to the Harvest Demon by a brain-washed Chibi, but his spirit is forced into the Harvest Goddess's body by Death.

In the sequel, Luiigii has stepped into the role of Harvest Goddess all too well, and exploits her powers to the fullest.

Quotes

"Oh my god! I went insane and became a goomba! This was completely unexpected!"
-The OGers: Third Generation

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"Dammit! That hurts! Why did I ever have to parody Inigo Montoya!?"
-Luiigii after being stabbed in the chest, Gamehiker Member OG VIII: The Final Parody

See Also

• Louis of the Tubes, his Festivity Attenders counterpart
• Lugius Caesar, his counterpart on The Ennead
• Loogi, his Anti-Space counterpart