That Krazy Dude

Full Name: That Krazy Dude
Birthdate: Somewhere between 1940 and 2004
Species: Human
Nationality: United States of America
Creator: That Krazy Dude
First Appearance: The OnGoing Adventures of the GCPA

Background

That Krazy Dude has been a bizarre yet depressed janitor for as long as he could remember, starting out as a janitor in a martial arts dojo, where he picked up some moves along the way. Eventually Darth Tang saw him as a threat and tried to destroy him. This caused That Krazy Dude to go on his first adventure, battling enemies such as the Deli Man before fighting Tang himself. Eventually Darth Tang ended the fight by erasing Krazy's memory and sending him to a Taco Bell.

That Krazy Dude worked at the Taco Bell until he met the Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada and joined as the crew's janitor in The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Prequel, becoming the crew's third member.

Darth Moose

In The OnGoing Adventures of the GCPA, That Krazy Dude encountered his long-lost older brother That Not Sane Dude, who convinced Krazy to turn to the dark side by besting him in a randomness competition. So he was redubbed Darth Moose and became the apprentice of Darth Tang, whom he eventually discovered to be Bob Saget.

Under Bob Saget's orders, Darth Moose overpowered That Not Sane Dude and dropped him to his death into a stampede of wildebeest. However, after seeing his fellow crewmates being tortured mercilessly by Bob Saget, Darth Moose repented and turned on Bob Saget. Thus he became That Krazy Dude again and rejoined the GCPA.

Boose Boose

In the GCPA Sequel he got caught up in the affairs of Shiny Stallone's mafia and convinced Shiny to join the crew, and bringing The Dreamer along with them. Many times he seems more content to sink into the background, but will appear when least expected to perform feats of kickassery.

Within the GCPA Finale, Krazy wound up single-handedly defeating the ninja Hitonomi in a one-on-one grudge match using his Wet Floor Style (which doubles as a Crowning Moment of Awesome). He also wound up in an excursion with Stampede which led to them being trapped in an underground cave until they used the power of rock in unison to free themselves and then save the other pirates from certain death. At Count Gonad's ball, he bemoaned his lonely status and briefly found affections from a bee that followed him around, until it sacrificed itself to save Krazy from the Olsen twins. He was among the last five remaining crew members after the ball. He was eventually captured and reformed by Saget's programs, but he was able to break free and rejoined the pirates for the final battles.

Abilities

That Krazy Dude's main two powers are powers of distraction- he can confuse enemies with nonsensical sayings, or he can tell his enemy something depressing about himself, reflecting his low self-esteem, to make them too sad to fight seriously. That Krazy Dude is also an adept fighter, particularly with his mop. He also used Force powers when he was Darth Moose, but he has rarely used any Force powers outside of that story arc.

Other Versions

• Captain Extremely Sane Guy, That Krazy Dude's Bizarro counterpart. Extremely Sane Guy is the overconfident and cruel captain of a Navy ship called the Goldendon Cheesecake. Extremely Sane Guy confuses people by making extremely logical statements, and he often brags about his greatness to depress his opponents. He became captain of the navy ship after defeating and disgracing Apeperson Ruffy in combat.
• In Gamehiker High University, he appears as the school's janitor with mysterious vanishing powers. It is he who tells the Mole Guy of Vorpal's teacher-student affair with Kuria Eiren.

Trivia

• That Krazy Dude claims that beds are against his religion, so he instead sleeps in a pile of janitorial supplies.
  
• Possibly a distant cousin of EVIL Scientist Dude.
• His mop is named Stella; it is occasionally mentioned to be the same mop that Luiigii of the Pipes was married to until it ran out on him.

In Other Media

That Krazy Dude has appeared in the "Mechanical Ape" music video, footage for The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Movie II: The Secret of The Guz and as a main character in the 411 series. In all cases he is played by his creator, Manuel "Don Manuel Orquito the fireworks king" Gonzalez.

Quotes

"The pole breakdances rapidly as the chicken crows to Xavier Hollander."
-One of That Krazy Dude's sayings.

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"ARF THIS IS MORE PAINFUL THEN WHEN DANCING CHIUAUAS HIJACKED THE MYSTERY MACHINE AND FOUND OUT THAT BRITNEY SPEARS WAS THE BLACK KNIGHT AFTER A BATTLE INVOLVING OSCAR AWARD-WINNING ACTOR ROBERT DENIRO WHO WAS IN SLEEPERS (1996) WITH KEVIN BACON!!! I THINK I JUST VOMITED IN MY MOUTH!!!"
-That Krazy Dude being tortured.

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"Of course. Richard! You shall exercise with these men like you have never worked out before. Stretch until their legs fall off! Exercise until their buns of steel become so heavy that they fall off! Dance like you have never danced before!"
-That Krazy Dude, as Darth Moose, commanding his evil minion Richard Simmons.

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Que Pasa: Well, now that we're all here, wanna take Darth Moose on 4-1? I mean he can't fight all 4 of us at once...

Darth Moose: Or can I? *DARTH MOOSE GROWS 2 EXTRA ARMS, AND PULLS OUT TWO EXTRA LIGHTSABERS*

No Name, Stampede, Jebus and Que Pasa: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

No Name: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!?!?

Darth Moose: Ah, you see now the power of the dark side. Force Grow-Limbs.
-The extant of Darth Moose's abilities

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"Did you ever think to yourself why you have to expect the unexpected? I mean if you expect the unexpected, then what was originally expected becomes unexpected. But then you'd have to expect that. But you can't expect everything, because that would be like expecting to die and live at the same time. I mean there are also zombies and stuff, but they're neither alive nor dead. Just sorta sitting there. And if you keep analyzing it, you'll wind up finding so many truths and untruths that you're just gonna go insane and be warped to a parallel universe and sorta sit there in limbo for the rest of your life.......chicken nuggets! *eats randomly placed box of chicken nuggets*"
-The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Sequel.

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"Now if only I knew where the flounders roamed...my knowledge would be complete."
2006 Christmas special.