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| − | '''Full Name''': Unknown<br>'''Birthdate''': Unknown<br>'''Species''': [[Human]]<br>'''Nationality''': [[United States of America]]<br>'''Creator''': [[ | + | '''Full Name''': Unknown<br>'''Birthdate''': Unknown<br>'''Species''': [[Human]]<br>'''Nationality''': [[United States of America]]<br>'''Creator''': [[Golem (Author)|Golem]]<br>'''First Appearance''': [[GMOG Sidequest: ENGLAND???]] |
==Background== | ==Background== | ||
| − | He used to work for [[Donkeyman]], President of UPN. There | + | He used to work for [[Donkeyman]], President of UPN. There has been and is an entire clan of Mariorockses who have worked and continue to work for him. The Mariorockes are constantly on the move and following the Donkeyman so that the second one Mariorocks dies, another may appear to take his place. The first of the Mariorockses to be seen was Mariorocks 65 in GMOG Sidequest: ENGLAND???. |
===Timeline History=== | ===Timeline History=== | ||
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====Good Timeline==== | ====Good Timeline==== | ||
| − | + | Mariorocks65 worked for Donkeyman, helping him trick [[Masamune]] into believing his dream of becoming a talk show host was real before destroying him. The [[OGers]] foiled Donkeyman's plot, and this Mariorocks fell from a Flying Nuclear Submarine to his doom. In fact, this Mariorocks survived to later become [[Nintendofreak]]. He was replaced by Mariorocks 66 in [[Gamehiker Member OG VIII: The Final Parody]]. Record numbers of Mariorocks died in numerous ways throughout the OG, eventually bringing it up to Mariorocks 300. | |
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| + | After the Donkeyman's death, the Mariorockses were forced to follow their new master, [[SteveT]]. However, they made frequent sacrifices of themselves to petition SteveT into reviving the Donkeyman, and various others were smitten by SteveT out of mere boredom. | ||
====Bad Timeline==== | ====Bad Timeline==== | ||
| − | Presumably Lupus threw | + | Presumably Lupus threw them all off the top of the ski lift in consecutive order, when it worked. |
====Neutral Timeline==== | ====Neutral Timeline==== | ||
| − | + | After Donkeyman devolved into [[Clintin']], [[Hellary]] disapproved of the Mariorocks' presence. They were tossed out into the street and became the population of New Wyoming. They caused the re-election of President [[Vorpal]] in 2004, after which they were all drafted and sent into war with Micronesia. | |
====Other Timelines==== | ====Other Timelines==== | ||
| − | Mariorocks has appeared in a number of OGs that are not canonical to any timeline. | + | Mariorocks has appeared in a number of OGs that are not canonical to any timeline. This Mariorocks was recently redubbed [[Nintendofreak]] and explained as a Mariorocks who had escaped the Donkeyman's influence. |
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | "Why coitenly!" - | + | "Why coitenly!" - their classic catchphrase. |
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| + | Mariorocks: Does that mean I can stop grovelling now, sir? My grovelling organs are starting to ignite. | ||
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| + | Donkeyman: Of course not. Be thorough in all that you do, Mariorocks. | ||
| − | + | Mariorocks: Nyuck Nyuck, '''BARF'''<br />-[[Nichibutsu Norwegia: It's All About Yuu]] | |
| − | [[Category:Author Characters]][[Category: OG Characters]] | + | [[Category:Author Characters]][[Category: OG Characters]][[Category: Cannon Fodder]] |
Latest revision as of 11:19, 30 January 2009
Full Name: Unknown
Birthdate: Unknown
Species: Human
Nationality: United States of America
Creator: Golem
First Appearance: GMOG Sidequest: ENGLAND???
Background[edit]
He used to work for Donkeyman, President of UPN. There has been and is an entire clan of Mariorockses who have worked and continue to work for him. The Mariorockes are constantly on the move and following the Donkeyman so that the second one Mariorocks dies, another may appear to take his place. The first of the Mariorockses to be seen was Mariorocks 65 in GMOG Sidequest: ENGLAND???.
Timeline History[edit]
Good Timeline[edit]
Mariorocks65 worked for Donkeyman, helping him trick Masamune into believing his dream of becoming a talk show host was real before destroying him. The OGers foiled Donkeyman's plot, and this Mariorocks fell from a Flying Nuclear Submarine to his doom. In fact, this Mariorocks survived to later become Nintendofreak. He was replaced by Mariorocks 66 in Gamehiker Member OG VIII: The Final Parody. Record numbers of Mariorocks died in numerous ways throughout the OG, eventually bringing it up to Mariorocks 300.
After the Donkeyman's death, the Mariorockses were forced to follow their new master, SteveT. However, they made frequent sacrifices of themselves to petition SteveT into reviving the Donkeyman, and various others were smitten by SteveT out of mere boredom.
Bad Timeline[edit]
Presumably Lupus threw them all off the top of the ski lift in consecutive order, when it worked.
Neutral Timeline[edit]
After Donkeyman devolved into Clintin', Hellary disapproved of the Mariorocks' presence. They were tossed out into the street and became the population of New Wyoming. They caused the re-election of President Vorpal in 2004, after which they were all drafted and sent into war with Micronesia.
Other Timelines[edit]
Mariorocks has appeared in a number of OGs that are not canonical to any timeline. This Mariorocks was recently redubbed Nintendofreak and explained as a Mariorocks who had escaped the Donkeyman's influence.
Quotes[edit]
"Why coitenly!" - their classic catchphrase.
Mariorocks: Does that mean I can stop grovelling now, sir? My grovelling organs are starting to ignite.
Donkeyman: Of course not. Be thorough in all that you do, Mariorocks.
Mariorocks: Nyuck Nyuck, BARF
-Nichibutsu Norwegia: It's All About Yuu