Shipping

Needless emphasis on the romantic pairing of certain characters, often accompanied by portmanteaus of their two names with the dominant partner's name coming first. For example, one such pairing is:

Golem x Sapphire = Sapphlem

Is that not the most awesome name ever?

Examples

Golphire - Golem and Sapphire

• Employed in the Good Timeline. Though there is obvious sexual tension between the two during the Party Goers series (actually not really), Golem and Sapphire are married at the end of Gamehiker Member OG 2: On the Road Again and their relationship is frequently mocked throughout the rest of the series. They go through a particularly rough patch in Gamehiker Member OG VIII: The Final Parody, but are reunited at the end thanks to Golem dying and being reborn and Sapphire realizing how much she missed him or something. Ultimately leads to the birth of the Good Timeline Cobalt.

Luigi Cindy-Four - Luigi 64 and Cindy

Luiijii - Luiigii of the Pipes and Deijii

Thrancy - Thrakun and Quincy

• Employed in the Good Timeline. They somehow hook up in the end of Holiday Special: Happy Father's Day, Masa! for no reason except that Thrakun eats rocks and Quincy can make them. This is a completely pointless example to show how pointless shipping is!

It's also shown me how pointless your face is

Wait this article isn't about making pirate ships?!