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Author: Luiigii of the Pipes

Dark Ditto: I shall deal with this hobo personally. Long have I watched him from the shadows, secretly directing his life toward evil. Now he has cast it off like snakeskin. This simply won't do.

Don Cornmuffin: How do you plan to stop him, my son?

Dark Ditto: If he could be turned... again... he could be a powerful ally. And I can do this.

~Dark Ditto transforms into Murasame.~

Roy: Right... since he didn't, y'know, help kill Murasame in the last story.

Dark Ditto: Good point. I could hardly be associated with such bad tastes in writing anyway.

~Dark Ditto transforms into Ashley.~

Dark Ditto: We all know that he cherishes his daughter, despite the fact that she hasn't even been born yet. I shall use her to bring him to our side.

***

SteveT: I'm just so sick of this, y'know? My first official villainous act on my own, and everyone thinks it wasn't me. And now I'm a minion. AGAIN! I'm not sure if I can really feel pain, being heartless, but this is about as close as it gets.

~SteveT looks down at the shattered heart fragments in his hand.~

TeevC: I understand. I'll help you.

SteveT: You will?

TeevC: No! You broke my heart! ~sobs~

SteveT: . . .

***

~Luigi runs away from the volcano with Kermit the Frog riding on his back.~

Kermit the Frog: Focus your mind! Be wary of the Dark Side!

Luigi: Do I really need this?

Kermit the Frog: I guess not. ~hops away~

Author: SOAP

Marin: Not so fast there, buddy!

(Marin clobbers Masa at the back of his head with her mallet.)

Masa: Ow! What was that far?

Marin: Where the hell is my brother?

Masa: I dunno! We lost him after the third post.

(Marin whacks him again.)

Masa: Hey! Quit that!

Marin: That's for leaving my brother behind. *hits him again* And that's for giving me crappy one-liners and making me out be some pms-driven pscho-chick! And futher more---

Narrator: And so, Masa began whipped by MJ's sister---

Marin: You want some of this too!? *waves her mallet franticly*

Narrator: Erm... no Ma'am...

[Meanwhile, back at page one still...]

Andi: Do your friends leave you behind like this all the time?

MJ: Pretty much.

Andi: We should stop for directions.

MJ: You should go back to the hellmouth you crawled from and let me find my friends.

Andi: Yeah right! And by the way, we passed that tree five time already. Admit it, we're lost.

MJ: We are not lost... I'll show you.

(MJ walks off the righthand side of the screen and magically wides up on the leftside).

MJ: Okay, we're lost.

Andi: MJ, you are the King of Cliches. (Rolling Eyes)

[Back to Masa and Marin]

Marin: --and another thing! Cheesecake of the Gods? What kind of half-assed name is that? And I'm cold! And my feet hurt! And just like that I forgot what I was angry about.

Masa: Good. Can we go to the past now.

Marin: Yes.

Author: Luiigii of the Pipes

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