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Author: Masamune

~Meanwhile...~

~The Doomhiker car goes over a hill and flies in the air, GORE and Golem hang out the windows with their hands in the air Dukes of Hazard style~

Ashley: That was stupid. *keeps running*

Golem: Almost got her... a little faster...

GORE: I'm giving it all she's got!

~cell phone rings~

Rhyk: That's me. *answers* Hello? Yes. Yes. Okay.

GORE: What is it?

Rhyk: We're being called back to the base, like, now.

Ashley: *watches the van turn around* Hm.

~Later, at the Doomhiker Underground Base~

WJ: Our financial problems are solved. We'll have no further problems with dear old dad.

Scientist Dude: Dead is he? We don't want the authorities coming down on us.

WJ: It was simple. Destroy his money you destroy him.

Scientist Dude: You would think. But speaking of successes, one more problem is solved.

WJ: What is that?

Scientist Dude: Alphie, restrain him.

Alphie: *walks out* He's my father-

Scientist Dude: Be at peace. I am your father, remember? Restrain him.

WJ: *struggles to get loose* What is the meaning of this!?

Scientist Dude: Oh it's quite simple. You were a convenient pawn while it lasted, but now that I have Alphie, I'm afraid you are of no use. You will notice... *presses a button* that I have restrained your 'friends'.

~as soon as the button is pressed, a metal wall opens up. Behind it is the Doomhikers, all in prison cells.~

WJ: I trusted you!

Scientist Dude: *rips off mask* That was your mistake.

GORE: What the... EVIL Scientist Dude!

Golem: *aside* Like we didn't see this coming.

Sapphire: So true.

GORE: Why are you doing this?

EVIL Scientist Dude: Oh why not, I like to monologue now and then. I have worked long to get my ultimate specimen. The Caykforce gave me the research lab to do it in. WJ gave me the cover to operate my schemes. And now that I have Alphie, I no longer need you.

WJ: *is thrown into a cell* You traitor! I'll kill you for this!

EVIL Scientist Dude: Get in line.

~Meanwhile, the Galucamobile is broken down on a desert road~

Vorpal: How did we even get IN a desert anyways?

Masamune: Hey, I followed the signs.

Luigi: Meh. *falls on the ground*

GM: Is that a good idea?

Luigi: It's not like I'll get lucky and die here.

Don Miguel: We just need some gas. We have to send someone to the gas station.

~Everyone looks at Zambi~

Zambi: Urgh?

Author: GORE-ILLA

*In the Doomhikers' cell...*

GORE: I can't believe that EVIL Scientist Dude pulled a SteveT on us.

Sapphire: You seem to know more about this hyperactive nerd. How do we beat him? I'm sick of him already.

GORE: Punch him alot. But he has like, these mechanical defenses surrounding him and his lair. He's kinda high-tech- after all, he designed me. I'M AN ACTUAL ROBOT IN THIS TIMELINE NOT JUST A CYBORG!!

Golem: Well before we plan on smacking down crazy-hair, we should worry about escaping.

Rhyk: I don't think you should worry about that. Our leader's dialogue has already sealed our freedom.

Rebe: (tied up in a corner) Why am I still here?

*Suddenly Masamune bursts in through the ceiling and cuts through all the Doomhikers at once- except that he misses and instead cuts through the prison bars, freeing them.*

Masamune: Alright! Which of ye mentioned alternate timelines?!!

GORE: Why that was him! (points to the hall's mechanical guard)

Masamune: (lunges at the guard) When I'm done with you, you're gonna wish there's an alternate timeline somewhere where I go easier on you!

*Masamune gives the robot the most painful death ever- and somehow makes the robot feel the pain.*

Masamune: Now what?

Kuria: We get out of here! Oh, I forgot I was in this group.

WJ: Wait! Aren't you goimg to free me?

GORE: No way, you doublecrossed us!

Masamune: Technically you guys doublecrossed us too before.

Sapphire: Screw you Masa! This loser isn't worth it.

Golem: (spits in his eye) That's for that dog!

Rhyk: Enough maiming him or he'll whoop our asses when MJ inevitably frees him in his next post.

*As more robot guards enter, everyone climbs on top of GORE, who activates his jet boots. Due to the weight of the many people on him, he cannot hold up the pressure and is forced to land- coincidentally in the exact same desert where the other Gamehikers are and in the exact area of the desert that they were hanging out in.*

Vorpal: Well well! Look who comes crawling back!

GORE: EVIL Scientist Dude has taken over that crazy-ass evil twin's base, and we have to stop him.

Vorpal: We?

GORE: I'm calling a temporary truce. As much as I hate to work alongside a do-gooder like you, I'm afraid laughing man over there forces us to.

Vorpal: How do we know you won't BETRAY us?

GORE: Y'know what, this was a bad idea from the beginning. Let's go, Doomhikers and do some other evil stuff.

Luigi: No, wait!

GORE: What now?

Luigi: Why don't you all drop it and come back to our Gamehikers? You only became supervillains because we were bored and had no one to challenge us! But now we need the help of GORE-ILLA, good guy, and the do-gooding random people whose authors don't post anymore! So what I'm saying is, Doomhikers, with your noses so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

GORE: (looks at the other Doomhikers) I'm sorry to say this guys, but the last meeting of the Doomhikers has now come to a close. You are all dismissed.

*All the Doomhikers do their secret group handshake one more time- and, like everytime they do their secret group handshake, a random city mysteriously explodes. Everyone reluctantly hands in their Doomhiker decoder rings to GORE, who sheds an oil tear as he eats them all.*

GM: Being one of the only people who hasn't spoken yet in this post, I welcome you all back to the Gamehikers.

*Don Miguel strangles GM for taking the line that could easily have been his. In the meantime all the Gamehikers have a heartfelt reunion.*

Author: Vorpal

Don: This doesn't change the fact that we need some gas... and now my car definitely can't fit us all.

Vorpal: Desparate times call for deparate measures!

*In a flash, Vorpal pulls out a remote with a single button, presses it and.... nothing happens*

Vorpal: Hmmm... *presses the button several more times*

Masa: Uhm... Vorpal?

Vorpal: Ah well! *throws remote away* I guess that's not going to work.

Everyone: ~groans~

Luigi: So... exactly how many of us is there?

*The group has now gotten too large for us to manage. It includes: Masamune, Vorpal, Luigi, GM, Don Miguel, Cobrax, Zambi, GORE, Golem, Rhyk, Kuria, Sapphire and Rebe ... wait... Rebe isn't here*

Masamune: Great... we forgot her tied back up in that cell with Wario Jr.

Don: Well, I think there's plenty of us to push my car to the nearest gas station... we'll figure out what to do there.

~Elsewhere... where ever EVIL Sceintist Dude is...~

EVIL: So... they forgot to rescue you, did they?

Rebe: What concern is it of yours?

EVIL: Well... everything really. They'll come to rescue you, no doubt, and I'll have to destroy them when they do. But just as a precaution that they find you before I can defeat them, I'm going to have to send you somewhere where they will never find you.

Rebe: And where is that, exactly?

EVIL: The PAST! Mwhahahahahah!!!

Rebe: The past? You mean like back to when my parents were teenagers? And then I'll somehow break them up, and my father will fall for me, and then I'll meet a younger version of you, and then you'll help me come up with a way to get them back together, involving me inventing some popular song of the era at the same time?

EVIL: No... not quite like that...

Rebe: Dang.

EVIL: No.. I'm sending you to the week before this OG started!

Rebe: Why?

EVIL: Because... uh.... shut up! *pushes Rebe into a weird portal machine that sends her back to the week before the OG started*

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