That Krazy Dude
Full Name: That Krazy Dude
Birthdate: Somewhere between 1940 and 2004
Species: Human
Nationality: United States of America
Creator: That Krazy Dude
First Appearance: The OnGoing Adventures of the GCPA
Background
That Krazy Dude has been a bizarre yet depressed janitor for as long as he could remember, starting out as a janitor in a martial arts dojo, where he picked up some moves along the way. Eventually Darth Tang saw him as a threat and tried to destroy him. This caused That Krazy Dude to go on his first adventure, battling enemies such as the Deli Man before fighting Tang himself. Eventually Darth Tang ended the fight by erasing Krazy's memory and sending him to a Taco Bell.
That Krazy Dude worked at the Taco Bell until he met the Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada and joined as the crew's janitor in The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Prequel, becoming the crew's third member.
Darth Moose
In The OnGoing Adventures of the GCPA, That Krazy Dude encountered his long-lost older brother That Not Sane Dude, who convinced Krazy to turn to the dark side by besting him in a randomness competition. So he was redubbed Darth Moose and became the apprentice of Darth Tang, whom he eventually discovered to be Bob Saget.
Under Bob Saget's orders, Darth Moose overpowered That Not Sane Dude and dropped him to his death into a stampede of wildebeest. However, after seeing his fellow crewmates being tortured mercilessly by Bob Saget, Darth Moose repented and turned on Bob Saget. Thus he became That Krazy Dude again and rejoined the GCPA.
Abilities
That Krazy Dude's main two powers are powers of distraction- he can confuse enemies with nonsensical sayings, or he can tell his enemy something depressing about himself, reflecting his low self-esteem, to make them too sad to fight seriously. That Krazy Dude is also an adept fighter, particularly with his mop. He also used Force powers when he was Darth Moose, but he has rarely used any Force powers outside of that story arc.
Other Versions
Captain Extremely Sane Guy, That Krazy Dude's Bizarro counterpart. Extremely Sane Guy is the overconfident and cruel captain of a Navy ship called the Goldendon Cheesecake. Extremely Sane Guy confuses people by making extremely logical statements, and he often brags about his greatness to depress his opponents. He became captain of the navy ship after defeating and disgracing Apeperson Ruffy in combat.
Trivia
That Krazy Dude claims that beds are against his religion, so he instead sleeps in a pile of janitorial supplies.
Quotes
"The pole breakdances rapidly as the chicken crows to xavier hollander." -One of That Krazy Dude's sayings.
"ARF THIS IS MORE PAINFUL THEN WHEN DANCING CHIUAUAS HIJACKED THE MYSTERY MACHINE AND FOUND OUT THAT BRITNEY SPEARS WAS THE BLACK KNIGHT AFTER A BATTLE INVOLVING OSCAR AWARD-WINNING ACTOR ROBERT DENIRO WHO WAS IN SLEEPERS (1996) WITH KEVIN BACON!!! I THINK I JUST VOMITED IN MY MOUTH!!!" -That Krazy Dude being tortured.
"Of course. Richard! You shall exercise with these men like you have never worked out before. Stretch until their legs fall off! Exercise until their buns of steel become so heavy that they fall off! Dance like you have never danced before!" -That Krazy Dude, as Darth Moose, commanding his evil minion Richard Simmons.