Jebus
Full Name: Jebus
Birthdate: Long ass fucking time ago in a town called Kickapoo
Species: Demigod
Nationality: All the white nationalities mixed in a blender
Creator: Jebus
First Appearance: The OnGoing Adventures of the GCPA
Background
Jebus was one of the Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada's early members. He claimed to be the brother of God, who is shown to be Carrot Top. He could act as the deus ex machina of the stories but is usually too bored to do so.
The GCPA later sold his soul to Chevy Chase, but he managed to escape by taking Robosexual's body. Jebus then worked only as an ally of the GCPA but since then seems to have rejoined the crew.
Abilities
Jebus's miraculous powers allow him to do nearly anything.
Quotes
Stampede: Jebus, can't you just use your godly powers to annhilate them?
Jebus: Nah dude. I'm just not feeling it....
-The OnGoing Adventures of the GCPA.
Xenu: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
Jebus: Madness..?
Jebus laughed for a few seconds, a roaring laugh of epic proportions, a laugh of the gods.
Jebus: THIS IS CHRISTIANITY!
-The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Sequel
Trivia
- His author was initially unhappy with how Jebus was shown in the OGs, which led him to create two new characters- Samurai Anti-Sony (who was discontinued after one post) and Robosexual.