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Author: Kirby of Death
Jed: Okay, I just realized I'm a human in this thing, so I don't have a scythe, which is inconvenient for fending off a sword. However, that makes me a bishie right now. *turns at winks at the group and causes Sheik and Vivid to swoon. Rocky, too*
Rocky: ...Hey, wait, why am I the butt of a gay joke?
Jed: 'Cause. Anyway, having no scythe is irrelevant, since I just so happen to be carrying my officially licensed Connor MacLeod katana from Highlander! *holds it up unsheathed above his head while Princes of the Universe plays*
Heeeere we are, booorn to be kiiiings
We're the Princes of the Univerrrse
Heeeere we belong. *SNARE-DRUM!*
FIGHTING to survive in a war with the darrrrkest powerrrrr
*Key-board Key-board Key-board Key-board Key-board Key-board Key-board Key-board*
Hey-eah!
Jed: *lowers it back down and looks at it* Yeah, badass... Anyway, have at you!
WF: I thought we were friends! ...And you're the one who gave this to me, anyway!
Jed: Oh, bugger, um... well... uh, have at you! *Has at WF*
*The two start exchanging blows with their respective swords while WF somehow uses his Wii Balance Board as a shield without getting his fingers hit. The rest of the group watch in awe since they both look super badass while doing so, I promise.
WF: *still sword-fighting* I don't understand, Kirby, why aren't you on my side? Like I said, YOU'RE the one that helped me find this.
Jed: *also still sword-fighting* Yeah, but I thought it was gonna be pretty innocent and you'd just make us all do little random stupid stuff like agree with you and then you'd get bored after a while, but it just got WAY outta hand.
WF: Very well, then I guess I'll just have to take you out! *flings Jed's katana away and almost hits Golem in the face as it sinks into one of the train car's walls*
Golem: :shock:
WF: I'm sorry, Kirby, but I have to kill all Geeks and Otakus in order for Nintendo to release a bunch of games on Virtual Console.
Sheik: Butbut... I'M a Geek and/or Otaku ;_;
WF: *pauses* ...You're right, I can't do this.
Timnis: That's right, killing Geeks and Otakus is wack, man.
WF: Thank you, Timnis. I won't get all those games they promised on Virtual Console, but... maybe... just maybe they'll still get rated on the ESRB website and someday come to Virtual Console anyway...
Agent Reggie appearing in WF's VB2: Wrong, Wariofan, very wrong.
WF: Agent Reggie?!
Agent Reggie: Yes. Just in case you decided to go rogue, we installed a little something extra besides the Boss Lasers™ in your Virtual Boy 2.
WF: Built-in Virtual Boy titles?!
Agent Reggie: No.
WF: WHY, GOD?!
Agent Reggie: We installed a little mind-control device of our own to make sure our plans go as... planned. Now then, Wariofan, KILL THEM!
*WF stands at attention and then enters into a really, really badass fighting pose with his sword and Wii Balance Board that looked even more badass than any pose he previously entered into (nigh impossible, but it happened)*
Jed: Uh oh. That pose is the most badass pose I've seen him do yet. Something must be wrong. We have to like... go >.>
Sheik: But what about WF-kun?
Jed: Sheik, right now, he wants to kill you AND your DS.
Sheik: What?! *runs up to WF and kicks him in the nads* You BETTER not try to break this thing.
*WF collapses to the floor in pain*
Jed: Huh... nice job, Sheik. Onward!
Vivid: o.o;
Jed: Exactly.
*The group runs away from WF further and further back in the train, but not before Jed pries his katana from the wall and sheathes it*
Jed: Yeah, I'm not leaving $250 sticking to a wall.
Meanwhile, at Director's home.
Director: *at his computer* Wow, no one's on, this is dumb. Hm, I wonder where Vivid is *reads her away message: With the Gamehikers trying to stop WF from taking over the world XD* Luckily I put a tracking device on the back of her neck. *pulls out his tracking scanner and straps on a jetpack* Awesome. *blasts off*
Author: Rocky
(I'll finish this later >.>)