WarioFan Mind Control OG
Start: June 9, 2008
End: September 3, 2008
Timeline: None
Writers: Golem, TheKirbyofDeath. Masamune, Retro Belmont, Wariofan, Vorpal, SheikAVC, Rocky, Director, GORE-ILLA
Main Cast: Wariofan, Kirby of Death, Vorpal, Masamune, Golem, GORE-ILLA, Timnis, Vivid, Rocky, Director, Billamoto, SheikAVC, Luiigii of the Pipes
Archive: Read it here!
Overview[edit]
A wacky OG about Wariofan that's based on Death Note or something. Featuring Timnis! It's also a unique story in that it technically does not feature Author Characters, but rather characters that actually are the real-life authors (or at least as close as one can get in such a wacky OG).
The sequel is WarioFan Mind Control OG 2: The Wariofanning.
Plot Summary[edit]
The plot entails Wariofan finding the long-lost Virtual Boy 2 and using it to place everyone under his control, brainwashing him into buying any and all Nintendo products, no matter how horrible. This comes with a demon named Billamoto who accompanies him. Some of the Gamehikers resist his powers, and Vorpal is immune due to being a previous holder of the device. Eventually, a ragtag group of Gamehikers come together and seek out Wariofan to thwart him. At the same time, the Nintendo Agents corner Wariofan and force him into a quest to destroy all geeks and otakus so that Nintendo can focus on only making casual games. A ROB2 is also released with a second Virtual Boy 2 attached, but Director is able to dismantle it before it gets much plot significance. In the end KoD is able to reawaken Wariofan's inner self with a Metal Gear Solid quote, which causes him to reject and destroy the Virtual Boy 2. The Nintendo Agents are furious but still have their new android invention, agentnintendo66. At the same time, the Billtendo demons are able to extract the spare Virtual Boy 2 from ROB's remains.
Quotes[edit]
Gamehiker: nathon Morris.
Cheesetrooper: :o
Gamehiker: DAMMIT ROCKY
Mariorocks65: Why is Gamehiker down?
Wariofan63: Masa, is it true that you could mind control the universe without a Virtual Boy 2?
Gamehiker: What? It's not- dammit. It's just downtime. It does that. I'll look into it.
GORE ILLA 117: My fist will make your face have downtime.
You have left room "gamehike"
-A normal gamehike chat.
Golem: It's catching up with us! Why didn't I take that running class when I could have!?
???: GOOOOOOORE ILLLAAAA PAAAAAUUUUNCH!!!!! *punches... Golem in the face, throwing him into the boulder and busting it into pieces*
Jed: We're saved! Wait, the real GORE can do that?
GORE-ILLA: Your mom can do that.
-GORE-ILLA's dynamic entry
*Two guards come up behind Timnis and are about to pounce on him, but he's ready for them*
Timnis: *turns his head to the guards* Shizzle my nizzle, sons!
*The two guards fuckin' explode and their organs go everywhere*
-Needless to say, this was a very good OG for Timnis.