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SteveT
~Deep in the shadows, the gods are locked in debate~
One: The OGs are no longer under our control.
Two: Too much has changed. We must begin again.
Three: It is the only way.
One: Then it is decided. We shall create a new OG.
Three: But by whose hand shall it be done?
One: Not it.
Two: Not it.
Three: Oh, fine...
~Blue letters rise to the surface of a dark pool~
Gamehiker Member OG IV: Cheesecake of the Gods
~Lightning flashes over a small diner in the desert~
~Darkness~
~A light turns on. All you see is a cheesecake on a shelf. A giant face comes into view~
Luigi_64: Yo, yo, yo, that's money! Cheesecake!
Arab Dude: Employees only!
Luigi_64: Nah, homes. It's cool. I'm just scoring some cheesecake, yo.
Arab Dude: Get out of my refrigerator! I serve the cheesecake around here.
Luigi_64: If it bugs you so much, I'll just take da cake and sit down, A.D.
Arab Dude: I'm charging double.
~Thunder sounds, and the lights go out~
~When power returns, Luigi_64 is sitting at a table, his face in the cheesecake. All the surrounding tables are filled with the Gamehikers~
Yami Yoshi: He's not breathing.
SteveT: Good.
Masamune: Oh darn...
SteveT: I was kind of worried for a second. He was still moving when I let go.
Luigi: At least he died young. Having two characters with the same first name gets rather burdensome.
SteveT: I killed him.
Vorpal: Who do you think killed him?
SteveT: I did.
Golem: It could have been any one of us.
SteveT: No, just me.
GORE: No one leaves until we find out.
SteveT: You already did.
MJ: But how will we figure this out.
SteveT: I just told you.
~The door to the diner flings open, and a flash of lightning reveals Straw Man, dressed like Sherlock Holmes~
Straw Man: I see we have a mystery on our hands.
Chibi Devil: You can say that again.
Straw Man: I see we have a mystery on our hands.
Chibi Devil: You can say that again.
Straw Man: I see we have a mystery on our hands.
Chibi Devil: You can say that again.
Straw Man: I see we have a mystery on our hands.
Chibi Devil: You can say that again.
Straw Man: I see...wait, you just told me to stop saying that.
Chibi Devil: No I didn't.
Straw Man: You can say that again
Chibi Devil: No I—what? Hey!
Straw Man: Now then, I shall examine the evidence. Who last spoke to Luigi_64?
Vorpal: I believe it was Arab Dude.
SteveT: I think I might have said something to him while I was killing him.
Straw Man: Well then, Arab Dude is our prime suspect.
~Straw Man examines Luigi_64 and the cheesecake~
Straw Man: I have it! See these footprints? The pattern of the crumbs? The fingerprints on the cake? It's so obvious!
Masamune: What is?
SteveT: That I killed him. Obvious because I told you I did.
Straw Man: Just a moment. ~Flips through Straw Man's Book of Citation~ Yes, I'm sure of it.
Golem: Well tell us already!
Straw Man: The killer is gone. You must travel to Boston...or as I call it, Rocketsville III. Many things are amiss in that city. I have a feeling you'll find your killer there.
~Lightning strikes one final time, and the storm blows away~