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SteveT

~Deep in the shadows, the gods are locked in debate~

One: The OGs are no longer under our control.
Two: Too much has changed. We must begin again.
Three: It is the only way.
One: Then it is decided. We shall create a new OG.
Three: But by whose hand shall it be done?
One: Not it.
Two: Not it.
Three: Oh, fine...

~Blue letters rise to the surface of a dark pool~

Gamehiker Member OG IV: Cheesecake of the Gods

~Lightning flashes over a small diner in the desert~

~Darkness~

~A light turns on. All you see is a cheesecake on a shelf. A giant face comes into view~

Luigi_64: Yo, yo, yo, that's money! Cheesecake!

Arab Dude: Employees only!

Luigi_64: Nah, homes. It's cool. I'm just scoring some cheesecake, yo.

Arab Dude: Get out of my refrigerator! I serve the cheesecake around here.

Luigi_64: If it bugs you so much, I'll just take da cake and sit down, A.D.

Arab Dude: I'm charging double.

~Thunder sounds, and the lights go out~

~When power returns, Luigi_64 is sitting at a table, his face in the cheesecake. All the surrounding tables are filled with the Gamehikers~

Yami Yoshi: He's not breathing.

SteveT: Good.

Masamune: Oh darn...

SteveT: I was kind of worried for a second. He was still moving when I let go.

Luigi: At least he died young. Having two characters with the same first name gets rather burdensome.

SteveT: I killed him.

Vorpal: Who do you think killed him?

SteveT: I did.

Golem: It could have been any one of us.

SteveT: No, just me.

GORE: No one leaves until we find out.

SteveT: You already did.

MJ: But how will we figure this out.

SteveT: I just told you.

~The door to the diner flings open, and a flash of lightning reveals Straw Man, dressed like Sherlock Holmes~

Straw Man: I see we have a mystery on our hands.

Chibi Devil: You can say that again.

Straw Man: I see we have a mystery on our hands.

Chibi Devil: You can say that again.

Straw Man: I see we have a mystery on our hands.

Chibi Devil: You can say that again.

Straw Man: I see we have a mystery on our hands.

Chibi Devil: You can say that again.

Straw Man: I see...wait, you just told me to stop saying that.

Chibi Devil: No I didn't.

Straw Man: You can say that again

Chibi Devil: No I—what? Hey!

Straw Man: Now then, I shall examine the evidence. Who last spoke to Luigi_64?

Vorpal: I believe it was Arab Dude.

SteveT: I think I might have said something to him while I was killing him.

Straw Man: Well then, Arab Dude is our prime suspect.

~Straw Man examines Luigi_64 and the cheesecake~

Straw Man: I have it! See these footprints? The pattern of the crumbs? The fingerprints on the cake? It's so obvious!

Masamune: What is?

SteveT: That I killed him. Obvious because I told you I did.

Straw Man: Just a moment. ~Flips through Straw Man's Book of Citation~ Yes, I'm sure of it.

Golem: Well tell us already!

Straw Man: The killer is gone. You must travel to Boston...or as I call it, Rocketsville III. Many things are amiss in that city. I have a feeling you'll find your killer there.

~Lightning strikes one final time, and the storm blows away~

Luiigii of the Pipes

~In Boston there exists a man. His name is Tortilla the Hun. He has the power to cook any pseudo-Mexican food in ten seconds flat. But since this story is about cheesecake, he can cook that too. He also hosts his own TV show, which involves more knife-throwing and product-pushing than actual cooking. It's on right now in Arab Dude's diner.~

Tortilla: That's right, viewers. *I* killed Luigi_64 in cold cheesecake. Do not ask how I got from here to Las Vegas in such a short time, and how I got back in an even shorter time. And now, let's learn how to make the perfect burrito with anchovies and just a hint of candle wax...

Straw Man: Our first suspect!

SteveT: I hate you.

Masamune

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