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Author: Mario Jr.

Tiffa: Wait... sister?

Marin: How can you be related to her? You're white!

Kiffus: I'm not white! I'm dead. Which you will soon be.

Tiffa: You must be a Neko-Neko. But how is it that you speak English?

Kiffus: [I don't.]

Tiffa: Oh. I still don't know who the hell you are.

Kiffus: [Does this bring back any memories?]

(Kiffus opened up his hand to reveal a golden amulet depicting a Shine Sprite.)

Kiffus: [You gave this to me this very same day 5,000 years ago. The day you promised to me that you'd never leave me...]

Tiffa: 5,000 years ago?

(Masa, Vorpal, Luigi, Zambi & GM show up.)

Vorpal: We're here to save you!

GM: Except me. I don't know why I'm here.

Marin: About time!

Masa: Step aside Marin. Let the men handle this one.

Tiffa: Wait no! Don't hurt him!

Kiffus: *hisses* [The OGers!]

GM: What the hell is that?

Luigi: Copyright infringement.

Author: GM

OoC: For future reference, it's Zambi Yoshi. With a "b". Not Zami. Zambi. As in "zombie". Yes, it may be considered a stupid pun, but it could have been worse. [Edit by Vorpal- has been fixed, sorry about that]

If no one posts after this one by Midnight, I'll edit this post so it moves the story along.

Author: Luigi of the Pipes

Luigi: ~points at Kiffus~ That's right! You are a blatant rip-off of a me from an alternate continuity, Mr. "Nekolfos." I will proceed to sue your author's...

~Kiffus holds his hand up to his eye, then sheds a single tear into it. He throws it onto Luigi's nose.~

Luigi: . . . Oh, I didn't like this part.

~Luigi's nose turns into crystal.~

Vorpal/Masamune: ~gasp~

GM: I bet you could sell that for a fortune.

Kiffus: Meknut hamma solrin. Meknut hamma hut.

~Four meter-long, blade-shaped claws shoot out of Kiffus's wrists and elbows.~

GM: Mm... I think I'll be making a temporary alliance with this guy. I was coming after you guys for revenge anyway.

Zambi: Mehhhhhh...

Vorpal: ~draws his sword and points~ Battle positions!

Masamune: I have a question. Since when did you become our leader, anyway? I mean, I'm the one who's a captain and has a ship.

Vorpal: But I have a cape.

Masamune: No capes. Remember Vorpal the 16th?

Vorpal: Well...

Masamune: His cape got caught in a vortex. They never saw him again.

Vorpal: Sh-shut up! It's on, later!

Masamune: We already did this last OG.

Luigi: Can we go? I can't see anymore.

~The crystal has spread across Luigi's eyes.~

Vorpal/Masamune: ~gasp~

Vorpal: We should retreat.

Masamune: Ah, he can use the Force or something. ~draws his sword~

Luigi: Thanks. ~pulls out laser sword~

Tiffa: I said not to hurt him!

Masamune: But he's already dead. It's not like he'll be able to...

~Kiffus flashes up and slashes Masamune's chest. Masamune staggers a moment, but comes to.~

Masamune: Oh, he'll be feeling it now!

~Vorpal, Masamune, and Luigi jump at Kiffus.~

Vorpal/Masamune/Luigi: HEEE YAAAAH!

Author: Masamune

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