Babyface McTraitorpants
Full Name: Babyface McTraitorpants
Species: Human
Nationality:
Creator: GORE-ILLA (Actually I think some of the others came up with the concept)
First Appearance: Child of Fat
Backgounrd
Babyface McTraitorpants is a new GCPA member who was introduced in the Bronze Cobra Conspiracy arc. He is actually, as his name suggests, a traitor planted in the group by the Bronze Cobra Conspiracy at a time when the GCPA needed another member to complete their human pyramid. He is mentioned as having magical dance powers or something and has stripped for presidents.
He monitors the GCPA in order to kidnap Mr. T for the Bronze Cobra Conspiracy. He easily earns their trust and admiration by setting up good deeds to do (such as pushing one of the pirates into a fire and pulling him out the other side, then saying an enemy had pushed him in). Everyone loved him, not noticing his constant attempts to sabotage the crew, although Stampede at first suspected him of treachery immediately after Babyface joined and even challenged him to a duel. Stampede eventually turned around on the issue, however.
Babyface eventually made his move with the others were busy in a battle with Bob Saget. He was able to knock out Mr. T by drugging his milk (a technique he learned from A-Team reruns) and hijacked the Golden Cheesecake with T aboard. The other pirates think he took the ship out to be cleaned, despite his clear announcement of his treachery as he passed them by.
Quotes
*Babyface McTraitorpants shoves Que Pasa into the fire when no one's looking, then pulls him out from the other side.*
Babyface McTraitorpants: Remember I saved your life!
Que Pasa: Thank you, glorious Babyface!
Lupine: Wow Babyface! You're a hero!
Babyface McTraitorpants: We did it, team!
Scruffy: No, you did it. For the nation. For the world. For humans all over the world!
Que Pasa: Yes Babyface, I see you having a great future in this enterprise.
Lupine: Yeah Babyface.
Krazy: Yeah my balls.
*Babyface McTraitorpants unhooks No Name from the table*
Babyface: You didn't tell him anything, did you?
No Name: No... no...I didn't.
Babyface: Good boy! (pinches No Name's cheeks)
No Name: *smiles and sings* You are my sunshine...my only sunshine... *tear runs down face* Oh Babyface!
Babyface: Yes, No Name. Yes.