Qwirtzok

Full Name: Some indecipherable Egyptian mumbo jumbo
Birthdate: Circa 98,000 BC
Species: Demigod
Nationality: Unknown (?)
Creator: Lupus
First Appearance: Member OG

Background

Ancient Era

The details of Qwirtzok's early life are unknown. At one point he entered the dimenion of Zoom and became the God of Sands (originally referred to as the God of Cheese). The only phsyical description of Qwirtzok provided by Lupus is that he is "five times taller than the tallest of the heroes" (which must be pretty tall, because this includes Introbulus). He also wields a special sword, the Sword of Qwirtzok, which really isn't mentioned beyond his first appearance. Apparently, he was also provided Immortality Rings by the mysterious Alex Chiu. Since he was a god, every time he died he was sent to a limbo known as Qwirtzok's Oasis, and he would remain there until he revived himself with water from the oasis.

Qwirtzok later became an original member of the MPVP Council. Notably, Qwirtzok created Dark Jim with the DNA of Jim combined with the orb containing Evil. Around 3100 BC, Qwirtzok was sent to conquer Earth. He started in Egypt, seeing great potential there, and he conquered Upper Egypt, and established his own palace known as the Citadel of Armikk-Rulens. He then began warring with the original Yami Yoshi, ruler of Lower Egypt, for control of Egypt. The war ultimately came down to a Duel Monsters battle between Yami and Qwirtzok. After being defeated, Qwirtzok was sealed away in an eternal slumber within his citadel whil Yami Yoshi became the first Pharoah.

Modern Days

Qwirtzok remained in his slumber until, in the Bad Timeline, he was freed by his slumber in Member OG by Lupus. Qwirtzok became a faithful follower of Lupus. Qwirtzok took on Yami Yoshi, recognizing him as a descendant of his ancient rival, in a Shadow Game but was defeated. Lupus later used Qwirtzok to enter Zoom and become a Cheese God. Afterwards Lupus killed the three gods. Qwirtzok later appeared in Member OG 3: Subtitle Soon!, this time in the service of Dark Jim because he had grown to despise Lupus for his betrayal. However, Lemonjello was able to win Qwirtzok back to the side of Lupus and TWIFATIT by telling Qwirtzok that Lupus did not mean to kill Qwirtzok, but another author had made him do it.

Shortly afterwards, the MPVP was reassembled. Qwirtzok reprised his role as part of the MPVP Council. Despite this, Qwirtzok remained loyal to Lupus and secretly passed along information about the MPVP to him. Qwirtzok did not play another large role until Member OG 5: Secret of the Ooze. He was called into action to battle his old enemy, the Pharoah Yami Yoshi. After a physical battle, Qwirtzok once more took on Pharoah Yami Yoshi in Duel Monsters. But Pharoah called off the battle to once more take him on in physical combat. Ultimately Pharoah Yami Yoshi sealed Qwirtzok's soul within the Millenium Egg, killing himself in the process.

In a stroke of luck/fate for Qwirtzok, the Millennium Egg was discovered by Chizu, his descendant, who was then captured by the MPVP after it was discovered that she was Qwirtzok's descendant. When the OGers attacked the MPVP Headquarters in Member OG 6: VGF Moon, Yami Yoshi was led to Chizu's cell. After he freed her, Qwirtzok possessed Yami Yoshi and tried taking him on in yet another Duel Monsters game. However, Yami Yoshi was able to channel his ancestors' Mind Crush ability, using it to force Qwirtzok out of Chizu's body.

Qwirtzok battled Yami Yoshi in hopes of using his body as his next host, but he found that the Pharoah's soul had inhabited Yami's body already. He attempted to summon his skeletal army from ancient Egypt to defeat Yami Yoshi, but Chizu put an end to Qwirtzok by shattering the Millenium Egg, which contained his soul. It is presumed he was not able to revive himself from these circumstances.

Good Timeline

In Gamehiker Member OG 4: Cheesecake of the Gods, Qwirtzok is known as "One." Masamune, Golem, Sapphire, and Luiigii break into the Kitchen of the Gods to stop Tortilla the Hun from creating the Cheesecake of the Gods, but are attacked by One. After killing him, they follow that up with Two and hundreds of angels before falling into the ocean.

Along with Two and Three, One sends Straw Man a piece of the Cheesecake of the Gods for Christmas in GMOG Holiday Special: Merry Christmas Straw Man! This piece later ends up being eaten by Ashley.

Trivia

• His name is constantly misspelled as "Quirtzok", much to the frustration of his creator. This was referenced in both Gamehiker Member OG and Nichibutsu of America: A Game Company OG.
• In the aforementioned Gamehiker Member OG, Qwirtzok made a cameo appearance to complain about the misspelling of his name; after he realized that he was in the wrong Member OG, he dropped a time bomb and escaped.
• A robotic version of Qwirtzok briefly appeared in Member OG 10: Full Circle.

Quotes

Qwirtzok: Alex Chiu has given me the power of immortality through his Immortality Rings! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME FOOLS! I AM A GOD, AND I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD IF YOU TRY TO ATTACK ME!
-Member OG.

Qwirtzok: MWA HA HA HA HA! I SHALL INFEST THE WORLD WITH CHAOS ONCE AGAIN! MWA HA HA HA HA!
-Member OG 6: VGF Moon, during a flashback to his sealing.

Qwirtzok: I'll... be back....
-Qwirtzok's last words, Member OG 6.