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Author: Director[edit]
OoC: for all intensive purposes Nintendofreak and Mariorocks are the same person.
Director: Well now that our ship is gone I wonder what ever happened to our motorcycle?
Retro: Hell if I-
*The motorcycle drops out of the sky onto Retro*
Director: Neato.
Nintendofreak: Hey I've been wondering, what happened to the Alien and the SS Diablo?
Director: Errr...... Well te Alien died, and the ship blew up.
Nintendofreak: AND I MISSED IT...
Director: You were dead-
Retro: Halp, this bike..... is.... crushing my spleeeeeeeen.
Director: Oh right.
*Director and Nintendofreak struggle to lift the bike up. They finally do, but it only seats 2*
Director: I CALL DRIVER!
*Director pushes Mariorocks and Retro into the sidebike passenger car thing*
Fera: Where can I sit?
Director: You can always sit with me on the bike *winkwink*
Fera: I think I'll conjur up another side car.
Director: Awwwwww.
*Elsewhere the Alien has somehow made its way to Maine, where hes eating a nice lobster dinner*
Alien: roar, quite good quite good.
Waiter: Will you have anything else tonight sir?
Alien: I think I'll try the Tiramisu and *eats the waiter*.
Waiter: *while being digested* Good choice..... *dies*
Alien: ROARRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR- huh whats that?
*The Alien dredges up someone*
???: *Coughcough hack*
Alien: ROROAAAAR.
???: Who me?
Alien: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
???: My name is Toppo.
Author: Nintendofreak[edit]
ALIEN: Hello Toppo, my name is ALIEN, I'm glad to meet you!
Toppo: I don't care about who you are! I have somebody to kill!
ALIEN starts to get tears in his eyes: You...Y-you don't care? You don't care! YOU DON'T CARE!!!!
Toppo: No I don't, now if you mind, I have to leave
ALIEN: RAWR! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
Toppo: What's with you?
*The ALIEN eats Toppo*
Toppo in the ALIEN's belly: This doesn't matter...........I'll get out of here in an hour or two, luckily I planted a tracking device on Director for the other assassins to find him!
*Meanwhile at Murphroid Prime as he destroys the last of Wisconsin*
Murphroid: Yerp! I have destroyed all things non-yerp in this state! That foolish doctor should'nt have re-created me! Every hour that goes on, I get smarter and more powerfull! Nobody can stop me!
Dr. Phil: Well that's great Murphy, but, how does that make you FEEL?
Murphroid: Well at first I decided to destroy all things non-yerp but so far it hasn't been easy, but I know if I try hard I can accomplish my goal!
*Murphroid turns around to smash a grocery store and flames come out of his ass and burns Dr. Phil to a crisp*
Murphroid: Oops, farted alittle-yerp
*Over to our "heroes" Director, Retro, Nintendofreak and Fera, wait, THEY'RE our last chance of survival? Oh man we're screwed!*
NintendoFreak: This isn't exactly what I thought "doing" America" was going to be like!
*By now, NintendoFreak and Retro have positioned theirselves into very painfull looking positions in the sidecar*
Director: Hey I got an idea!
Fera: What?
Director: Let's go to the Grand Canyon!
Retro: There's a pirate, assassins, police, and some psychotic cult trying to get us, and you want to go sight-seeing?!
Director: Yeah
Retro: I'm in!
Fera: Hey look at that biker in the distance!
Director: There are two of them...........They look like they're wearing...........Bear suits? And one of them has a.............Clown mask?!
Nintendofreak: A big sasquatch-like guy with a clown face? That sounds familiar.........
*To be continued*
OoC: Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Author: Fred[edit]
(A crash and a bang. The motorcycle and triple-sidecar mess of a vehicle spins OUTTA CONTROL)
Retro: Are we spinning out of control?
Mariorocks: What, you can't tell?
Retro: The one thing I was born without the capacity to do was figure out if I was spinning out.
Fera: Aww, that's so sad. However, this is neither the time nor the place.
Director: Sure it is! Except you should be paying attention to me and also possibly fondling me.
(They crash into the CN Tower which happens to not actually be where they are so they just kind of stop on the side of the road suddenly)
IT: Hey, there they are! It totally worked!
THAT: Yeah! It was really obvious that they'd be driving a long motorcycle and hit the landmine and then run into the CN tower although it's not there it's
IT & THAT: SUPER-POSITIONED
IT: Well well well what do we have here
Director: Crap not these guys
Retro: what who are these guys
Orter: Me. They're both parts of me, and when I absorb them I will be Super Perfect Orter.
IT: I asked a question
THAT: They're not very polite
IT: Perhaps we need to destroy them
Fera: No, wait!
IT: Sure, kid. How long, though?
Fera: uh...
Mariorocks: 30,000 years!
IT: That's a little long, I think.
THAT: At least ten years too long.
IT: What is?
Retro: there are too many characters here-
Alien: Oh, hey guys! I used my airmiles to get over here!
Fred: Is this Alien? Because I was thinking about posting in it, and-
Director: No, you missed it-
Toppo: Hello. You're all going to die.
Fera: I'm not sure if yerpamancers are qualified for death.
IT: I'm still waiting for a question to be answered, people.
Fred: Well, what's the question?
(IT claws Fred in the face)
Fred: That's a toughie.
THAT: Well, seeing as we all want these four dead, why don't we-
Orter: I don't want Retro dead.
Fred: I wanted to post in Alien...
IT: What's Alien?
Alien: ALIEN
THAT: I believe we're on Epic Dino Slayer OG: Do America or Die Hard right now.
Fred: Why would I Do America?
Orter: Well, the alternative is not so good.
Youma Ganon: I'll say.
Fred: Can you even die soft?
Youma Ganon: I'll say.
(Alien eats Youma Ganon)
Fred: Who's this slayer of Epic Dinos, anyways?
Toppo: NO ONE WILL SLAY THE MASTER EPIC DINO
Orter: I might.
Toppo: Oh, right, I have to kill you.
Alien: And ignore me?
Toppo: Okay, well, I guess I can kill you too.
Fred: ALIEN
Youma Ganon: EPIC DINO
Fred: Well, I'm going to go Do Brazil.
IT: Hold on, I just need to claw at your face a few more times.
THAT: Quite.
Fred: So it's settled. We're a gang of villains trying to kill the Epic Dino Slayers. Slayers is an okay series I mean-
(IT lashes out at Fred but accidentally kills Youma Ganon)
IT: Curse my lackluster dexterity, what.
Orter: I'm maybe going to go before someone kills me.
Toppo: Which someone? Oh, oh, you mean- (Alien tentacles Toppo)
Fred: Whoa! You've got a Tentacle(tm)?
Alien: What's an alien
THAT: The Epic Dino slayers! They're long gone!
Fred: Ha! My plan to distract you for exactly twelve minutes worked!
THAT: That was five minutes.
Fred: (Points to head) Not in this clock it wasn't. Now, Alien!
(The Alien rips off his suit to reveal Fred)
IT: What?
Fred: Wa hah hah ha!
Fred: Me too
Fred: Hey I was supposed to say that no talking twice in a row retard
THAT: Can we possibly fight off two of these ruffians?
IT: We are pretty bad Dudes, we are Doing America after all and she is a high-maintenance country. Threesome joke.
Fred: Oh but which one of us is the reeeeaaaal one
Toppo: You both are. Can I leave now?
Fred: Yeah I guess. Page 65 for homework.
IT: Back down, pal. I was a fry cooker after my OG. I had an OG.
Fred: I wanted that to be a scary OG why why why did this happen?
Fred: Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Fred: No
Fred: Emo kid
Fred: Hey, no I'm not! Shut up! I'm telling!
Fred: Get a haircuit that means FRY YOUR HAIR
IT: Are you quite done
Fred: Yeah and you two will have to fight us
IT and THAT: (take off uniforms to reveal the Epic Dino Slayers) Ha!
Fred: You guys are sneaky. Sneaky deeky. Dressing yourselves up as IT and THAT while disguising them as yourselves?
Mariorocks: Yeah, well-
Retro: It's all in the neck.
Mariorocks: We actually just wanted to dress up like a Sasquatch and a Clown thing and scratch your face up a little. They dressed up like us for no reason, and I actually don't know how that works.
(Suddenly the Epic Dino Slayers come from the forest behind them)
Director: CLONES!
Fred: We have enough villains already
Fred: I know I hate clones
Fred: Me too let's kill them
Fred: Stop stealing my lines ugh okay kill em
(Fred and Fred easily eliminate the doppleganger clone fake impersonators)
Fred: However we kind of need to kill you
Fred: Do we?
Fred: Who?
Fred: Who am I
Fred: Me.
Fred: Right okay get them
Fred^2: MYYYYY FIIIISTTT!
(Fred and Fred punch towards the group but then they get beat up for trying 4 on two honestly what were they thinking)
(Just kidding it is an epic fight)
Author: Director[edit]
*IT and THAT are watching the fight*
IT: Holy sh*t
THAT: Thank god those people dressed as us appeared before we actually got to fight-
THAT: But wait
*IT and THAT unzip their suits to reveal...*
Rotcerid: Ah thats better
Orter: Yes much better.
Rotcerid: Now then to the Epic Dino headquarters in ARGENTINA!
Orter: yeeeehaw!
*Meanwhile the REAL IT and THAT are at a cafe*
IT: So what do you wanna do?
THAT: Lets kidnap a circus.
IT: That is genious!
*IT and THAT go to the circus*
IT: Boogabooga
THAT: Wargh
Ringmaster: Who are you-
*THAT kills the ringmaster and wears his face*
IT: Now we both have circus masks.
THAT: Oh yeah baby.
*a clown car comes in*
IT: Whos in that little car I wonder?
*Out of the car comes THIS, IN, UP, OUT, and about 1000 other relatives of IT and THAT*
THAT: FAMILY REUNION IN THE FLYING CIRCUS!
*The Circus lifts up off the ground*
*MEANWHILE at the same time, Murphy is standing next to Dr. Phils charred corpse*
Murphtroid: Uploading data pertaining to yerp.......... 10 percent...... 20 percent-
Oprah Winfrey: JERRY TAKE PHIL TO THE TALK SHOW HOST CAVE!
Jerry Springer: YES MASTER OPRAH!
*Jerry Springer flies off with Phils corpse, meanwhile Oprah begins talking to Murphtroid*
Oprah: Your the one who burned Phil.
Murphtroid Prime: 60 percent......... 70 percent-
Oprah : Well you havent seen the last of me!
*Oprah uses her evil powers to teleport away*
Murphtroid: 90 percent...... download complete. Murphy, Texas; Murphy, Missouri; Murphy, Northy Carolina; Murphy, sante Fe, Argentina; Murphy, Deleware; Murphy, Idaho.... Yerp energy analized, yerp yerp yerp, fuse yerp energy, yerp.
*Murphtroid Prime creates a dark matter energy ball, he proceeds to rocket in to space. Once there, he uses tractor beams to lift up all the towns previously mentioned, then fuses them together with the energy ball*
Murphtroid Prime: Yerp capitol complete. Data dpwnload 10 percent complete------------download complete. List of yerp energy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murphy. Creating League of Murphys.... now. Yerp tractor beam activate.
*All of the people on that list arrive in the middle of yerp city, also Bill Murray and Don Cheedle are there due to an oversight*
Eddie Murphy: Where am I?
Troy Murphy: Beats me.
Murphtroid: Yerp energy found.... hello, Murphy brought you here to form the league of Murphys.
Richard Murphy: Yerp energy?
Eddie Murphy: I think its a type of energy drink.
Troy Murphy: Sounds like a good endorsement deal.
League of Murphys: WE'LL DO IT!
Murphtroid: Yerp.
League of Murphys: Yerp yerp yerp yerp
Murphtroid: Capture SS Murphy high school. yerp.
League of Murphys : YERP YERP
Eddie Murphy: Sounds yerptastic.
Charlie Murphy: You know it bro.
Troy Murphy: Yerp.
Murphtroid: Also get all the other stuff on that list.
League of Murphys: Yerp yerp yerp.
Author: Nintendofreak[edit]
*Epic Dino HQ*
Voice: You could'nt capture two children??!!!!!! You are two are a discrace to the guild!
Orter: Aye sir, we've dun' all we could!
Rotcerid: You mean YOU did all you could, I just got introduced into this OG!
Voice: Nonetheless, you are part of Orter's devision, so you are also responsible!
Rotcerid: I was JUST introduced!
Voice: Silence! Because of your failures, I'm going to asign Kraekf Odnetnin to your devision!
Orter: Say what??!! Kreakf was killed over a year ago!
Voice: Or so you think
Other voice: WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE???!!!!!!!!
*Orter and Rotcerid sprawl to their feet but trip and land on their faces*
Other voice: ON YOU FEET!!!!!
*Orter and Rotcerid find their balance and salute*
*A large, muscular man enters into the light of the room*
Kraekf: HOW DARE YOU DISCRACE THE GUILD!
Orter: We're sorry sir!
Rotcerid: I JUST GOT INTRODUCED!!!!!!!!!!!
Kraekf: No matter! I have a plan to capture the chosen ones!
Voice: We might also have new threat, there is alot of activity in one perticular area, a large mechanical being seems to be the cause of it, we believe the machine is some kind of sentient anti-Dino weapon.
Kraekf: More fun for us! We'll crush the weapon while we search for the chosen ones!
Author: Fred[edit]
(Meanwhile)
Fred: Wait this story is starting to get confusing
Fred: You can say that again
Fred: Stop talking to yourself I was going to respond
Fred: You can say that again
Fred: No okay let's kill them
Fera: Wait, why are you fighting us?
Fred: We're tired of your faces, alright?
Fred: Except yours. You're kinda hot.
Fred: But she's religious and weird AND A WITCH
Fred: Yeah okay not touching that
Fred: Me neither
Fera: Listen, having you both talk is incredibly confusing. If you wouldn't mind getting to the epic fight, please?
Fred: No
Fred: Yes
Fred: No
Fred: Maybe
Director: Last post said it had started and people were watching it and stuff.
Fred: Relax. TV says lots of things that start belatedly. Frieza said it'd take five minutes to blow up Namek.
Retro: Listen, we've got better things to do. We're Epic Dino Slayers.
Fred: Well, how do YOU know that?
Retro: Read the title of the OG. It might become obvious.
Fred: Well, perhaps we are the true Epic Dino Slayers.
Fred: Yeah, don't count us out, ya jerk.
Mariorocks: Too bad! We can't count period!
Fred: Ohh, now you're gonna get it...
(Fred takes a swinging punch at Mariorocks, who jumps away backwards. Fred sees the opening and lays out a kick on Mariorocks' back, tossing him to the ground. Director and Retro quickly punch the two Freds, one in the face and the other in the gut, who stagger a little but hold their ground. The Freds quickly regain their composure and grapple with the two male protagonists, as Fera casts a Yerp spell and realises she's out of MP. Retro's left arm is twisted around his back and he is crudely kicked to the ground, breaking his other hand's grip around Fred's neck. Director tickles Fred's armpits, allowing him to knee Fred in the face. Fred reels back, into Mariorocks' open armlocks. Director beats on the held Fred as he attempts to defend with his legs, and Fera rushes to help Retro.
Fred picks up Retro and tosses him at Fera as he pulls a long, menacing chain (of command) out of his pants pocket. He quickly spins it into Director's face, and advances on Mariorocks, who releases Fred into Fred, stopping the moving chain. However, Fred grabs the chain as well on the other end, and they spin in a deadly circle with their fists out. Fera quickly kicks her shoe out at Fred, nailing him square in the face, and Fred along with Fred spin out into a tree, caught in a comically impossible knot of chain against it. Yes.)
Retro: That's why WE'RE the epic dino slayers.
Fred: We're not epic dinos.
Fred: Speak for yourself, ashhole.
Fred: You just did!
Director: If you were Epic Dinos, we would have to slay you.
Fred: We might die of hunger out here.
Fera: You could eat each other.
Fred: Cannibalism? I can't eat such an ugly thing!
Fred: I can but I won't! I'm a vegetarian!
Fred: What? You're no true man! You'll have no protein! There's no point to eating him!
Mariorocks: yeah later
Fred: Goodbye
Fred: So Long!
Fred: Seriously stop that. Ciao!
(MACK DADDY-while, The Flying circus collides with another celestial body.)
Celes: Hey, ouch, jerk!
(No, not you. I mean Yerp capitol.)
Murphtroid Prime: Anti-Yerp energy detected. Engaging.
League of extraordinary Murphies: Yeah f'shiz
IT: I say, something seems to have occupied the space of our trajectory.
THAT: Quite. What a trouble this could be.
IT: Come, fair awkwardly named relatives, Let us unload the contents of a beverage storage device used to house "whoop-ass" upon these foul miscreants.
IT family: what huh
(The two forces collide in a fantastic display of sparks, flashes, CGI animation and accounting scandals.)
Eddie Murphy: You better watch me and my line in the new Banjo-Kazooie movie! Whooh that's a big ass!
Bill Murray: CROOOSSSS THE STREEEAAAMMSSSSS
(IT and THAT face off directly with Murphtroid Prime)
IT: This fellow is a notch above the Murphy Bourgueois, would you not agree?
THAT: Terrible lack of submissiveness, really. Is this anyway to treat guests?
(IT and THAT rake the armour on Murphtroid, doing considerable damage)
Murphtroid: Impossible! Yerp fields unstable. ELIMINATE.
(Murphtroid returns Yerp laser and yerp missle fire from all directions, creating huge pink explosions because in space explosions are pink)
Murphtroid: Survival chances 0.003% = unacceptable. Further reduction of chances initiated. Yerp.
(Murphtroid morphs into a giant mop that hovers over for the kill, but he is ripped apart by something different)
ALIEN: MURPHTROID
Murphtroid: yer... yea- ye-0ye-0100yer....epre...10110101010101ye30301010110103101101y10100000000000000000000000y...p0
(Murphtroid's eyes close, and he seems to be at peace.)
IT: It's finally over. Family, we've done a great deed here today, we-
(A hand rips through IT's chest, killing him as soon as he realises what has happened. Another heads for THAT but it immediately is destroyed by yet another force)
Epic Dino: That was a cool entrance, right?
ALIEN: 8.5/10
THAT: Decent show, what.
Epic Dino: If you join me, I will make you faces the greatest in Koredai. Or else, YOU WILL DIE.
THAT: Without IT I have nothing left.
ALIEN: I'll never join you you're just here to steal my thunder!
Epic Dino: Oh, yeah?
ALIEN: I'm not entirely sure. Pretty sure, though!
Epic Dino: UGH I HATE THAT WORD
ALIEN: What, sure?
Epic Dino: Nah
ALIEN: oh, tho-
Epic Dino: Don't say it, scrALIEN!
ALIEN: It's a free space area I'm free to-
(Epic Dino quickly picks up ALIEN and THAT and tosses them out the window with ease)
Epic Dino: Wow I must be good at this or something.
Author: Director[edit]
Murphtroid: Rebooting... 10 percent-
*The Epic Dino rips Murphys body out of the cyber suit*
Epic Dino: WHY WONT YOU DIE!
*The Epic Dino eats Murphy*
---
*inside the Epic Dinos stomach*
Murphy: Being digested yerp, activating yerpocalyptic bomb, yerp.
*Murphy bites down on his tooth and activates the yerpocalyptic bomb, which will destroy all things non yerp*
---
Epic Dino: Now as for you....
League of Extrordinary Murphys: y-yessss?
Epic Dino: *pulls out sharpie*
Murphies: Huh?
*re writes league of extraordinary Murphies to Dino guild Murphies*
Don Cheedle: Crazy.
Dino: Now then....
IT: *stands up*
Epic Dino: *sighs* not again
IT: Had to kill me didnt you? DIDNT YOU!
Epic Dino: Well-
IT: Im taking my flying circus and going home.
*IT flies home, and out of nowhere that appears next to him*
Alien: BETTER LUCK NEXT OG LOSERS!
Epic Dino: Can no one die in this OG?
Alien: No.
Epic Dino: Get outta here.
Alien: *thpppppt*
*The Alien runs off*
OoC: Dont bring IT and THAT back in this OG, we have enough villains as it is.
Author: Retro[edit]
-Elsewhere in the Epic Dino Guild HQ-
The Boss of the Epic Dino Guild: Some thing's wrong. Something is different.
Cultist: Belshazzar?
Belshazzar: I can feel the Pixels reacting! Something is definitely different this time around. I want a full out attack on these so called Epic Dino Slayers!
Cultist #2: Sir, we've just received word that the Dino Slaying robot most likely sent by Jesus to destroy us has been defeated by the Epic Dino.
Belshazzar: That's good news but there are still things I am uneasy about. After the Pixels were stolen by those fools the energy or whatever has shifted to the other side. Or maybe something else did it, I don't know. But whatever is happening, it's throwing our dimension off balance.
Cultist: So um, what happens then?
Belshazzar: We die, probably.
Cultist: Ouch.
Belshazzar: But if we return the pixels energy and remodificationalitroniscope-
Cultist: Aargh! Too many words...let's just say we have to kill the Epic Dino Slayers and keep it simple already.
Belshazzar: Fool! We do things MY way! I AM THE SUPREME-
Cultist: Supreme worst leader?
(Belshazzar obliterates his minion with a malicious glance of his eyes, then goes back to pondering on his super awesome throne. Elsewhere, the Dino Slayers walk down some road that's probably still in America.)
Retro: I'm bored.
Director: I'm bored too.
Fera: Wasn't there something else we were supposed to be doing?
Mariorocks: We're supposed to be Doing America, but so far it's just gotten us nowhere but on some crazy cult's blacklist.
(A square or what appeared to be a square comes down upon the road ahead of them, it was quickly changing colors like it was raving or something, and showed a black outline. A crash of dirt and dust comes up like a tsunami and covers the party. The smoke clears and a bipedal robot like creature stood up in front of them. It sported awesome wings on it's back and had a small attachments on it's head that looked to be in the shape of a lamp. It's body blocky, it's color white. It's arms were not attached to it's body but hovered near his supposed limbs.
Robot: *** **** **** **** **? ****. ****** * ***** ** ******* ****.
Fera: Um.
Robot: S-Sorry about that. Greetings f-friends-s friends.
Retro: He speaks like my cousin.
Robot: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I--
(Director forcefully smacks it upside the head to get it off the loop.)
Robot: I am h-here on a mission, to give more pixels to-
Retro: PIXELS!? That's me, then!
Robot: I am P-PPP.exxxe.l. P.exe.l.
Fera: A robot related to the Pixels huh?
P.exe.l: Epi-c Di-Di-Dinooo.
Mariorocks: I guess the Epic Dino Guild built this? What a bunch of idiots, it can't even speak right.
P.exe.l: U-Up Yours-s-s. Now then-n, receive them boy of the Pixels.
Retro: Yes. YES.
(The robot quickly dematerializes into some blocks of new pixels that looked slightly different than the previous ones. The surrounded Retro and attached themselves to his arm.)
Retro: YES! ALL MIGHTY POWER!
Fera: Well, since we have more pixels we stand a chance against the Epic Dino Guild now.
Director: Why does Retro get the pixels and not me?
Voice: You will need the real power for later.
Director: You mean I will get my own power!? Will it be the power of love!?
Voice: No, this power will actually be helpful. It shall come when the time is right. Also stop talking out loud, only you can hear me you know.
Mariorocks: Who's he talking to?
Retro: Beats me.
Voice: Go, Director. And stay alive for now.
Director: Stay alive? But I don't understand!
Voice: Of course you don't...I erm, I mean...IN TIME YOU WILL! (Dissapears)
(Director turns with a big smile on his face and trudges forward ahead of everyone, thinking of what awesome power will be bestowed upon him.)
***
Epic Dino: New Orders! IT'S GO TIME! You poor losers on the Anti Ranks, present yourself!
Orter: Present and accounted for!
Rotcerid: Whatever.
Kaerf: We shall be victorious this time, I swear it!
Epic Dino: I know you will, which is why I'm putting a fourth member into your ranks.
Kaerf: Say WHAT!? I am the top elite-
Epic Dino: Blah Blah Blah I don't care. You're getting a new recruit, this young, erm I mean old by our standard, lady.
Aref: Pleased to come across your sorry asses. It's a living Hell to be here.
Rotcerid: *Stares* I think I'm in hate!
Orter: Feels kind of strange to be here.
Epic Dino: What's that Lackie!?
Orter: I mean I'm ready for orders, Um, Sir!
Epic Dino: That's what I don't want to hear...wait, and damn this opposite-ness. Alright guys, it's time to launch a full out offensive on the "Epic Dino Slayers". They are, at this time, the most dangerous people to us! And with our other enemies gone, this should be no problem!
(A Large portal opens nearby, and a whole army of people hop into it, all from the Guild, whether they be from the League of Epic Dino Murphy's or just some random people not worth mentioning (But I just did mention them). Orter and the gang go through a different portal, with Kaerf in a rage the entire time.)
Author: Nintendofreak[edit]
*The Anti-Slayers drop from a portal onto an empty road somewhere in the desert*
Rotcerid: Aaaahhhh! Get it off!!! Get it off!!!! Help!!!! Oh dear god get IT off!!!!!!!
Aref: What are you babbling about you low ranking loser?
Rotcerid: Oh god, your leg landed on me! Oh I'm gagging! Help!
Orter: So uh.......Kreakf or Kearf or Kogoo or whatever you call yourself, what's the plan to get the Dino Slayers?
Kaerf: Call me Kane
Rotcerid: Kane sounds nothing like Kearf! That's a worse fitting name than Masamune or SOAP!
Kaerf: But it sounds cool!
Rotcerid: Well, you got me there.....
Kane: So anyway, MY awsome fool-proof plan is to-
Aref: That's nice but MY plan is to track them using your DNA, I already got the samples
Orter: How'd you get our DNA?
Aref: I got it from you while we were in the portal
*Rotcerid is seen burning his clothes while Kane sulks next to a cactus*
Orter: So where are they?
Aref: They should be...............Riiiight..................................Here!
*The Dino Slayers hit Aref and Orter with their Motorcycle and then crash into Kane who gets pinned underneath it*
Nintendofreak: I told you, you can't play with your pixels while driving!
Retro: Well we're not dead right?
*Nintendofreak raises a finger, about to shout at Retro, but he lowers it with a frustrated face realizing that Retro is right*
Director: Hey Orter, who's your man friend?
Orter: Oh that's Aref
Aref: I am not a man! I am the most beutiful blossoming flower you've ever seen you maggot!
Nintendofreak: Is Aref another one of SOAP's dude characters?
Retro: Seems like it
*Rotcerid points and laughs at Aref*
Director: Hey look! A Pumpkin Man!
Rotcerid: Hey look an Eggplant Man!
Both: Ya' don't see many of them out here!
*Kane lifts the motorcycle and throws it at Retro*
Kane: Are you crazy! You can't drive while playing with pixels!
Orter: They're not dead though
*Kane raises his fist to Orter but lowers it with a frustrated look when he realizes Orter is right, but continues to punch Orter anyway*
*Back at the Freds*
Fred: Hey, Fred
Fred: Yes, Fred?
Fred: Pull my finger!
Fred: No! I know where that's been!
Fred: Please!
Fred: I can't
Fred: Why?
Fred: Because I'm tied to a tree
Fred: Well get untied
Fred: Fine!
*Fred slips out of the chains*
Fred: Now pull my finger!
*Fred does so, and Fred's finger falls off*
Fred: WHAT THE HELL!!!????
Fred: Ha! I bought that fake finger at the comedy shop!
Fred: You got me good!
*Fred slips back under the chains*
Fred: So how do we get out of these chains?
Author: Director[edit]
Fred: Oh no we're rising.
Fred: Your thigs are rising, lay off the waffles man.
Fred: I would die before that
Fred: Maybe you are dead.
Fred: If I was dead I'd look better.
Fred: UNTRUE!
Audience: ENOUGH ALREADY!
Fred: Woah who are they.
Audience: They... HEARD US?!?!?
Fred: Breaking the fourth wall is so fun *humming*
*Fred and Fred's Shackles break and they jump into the audience*
Audience: WOAH WOAH HOLY SHAT 3-D!
Fred: Where where!
Fred: Over there!
Fred: I DONT SEE IT!?!?
Audience: Wait a minute..
Fred: TO THE PROJECTOR BOOTH!
*Fred and Fred run up to the projector booth and find the film real that leads to the batttle*
Fred: Ok this works.
Fred: Oh before we go.
*Fred and Fred take out erasers and erase the audience*
Fred: THIS ISNT A MOVIE, ITS AN OG!
Fred: Burn.
*fred and Fred jump in to the film real projecting them to the scene of the battle*
Author: Retro[edit]
Retro: Are we almost done here? I have to go construct my new Pixel mine in Washington.
Orter: I don't think so, no.
Director: Then let's finish this...carnival style.
Retro: Not everyone here knows of your ridiculous fighting patterns, Director.
Director: Then it's time they learn...carnival style.
Mariorocks: Word.
Fera: Screw this, I'll just cast a Yerpaga spell and I, Fera, WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN.
Retro: We're wasting non-pixel related time here! Let's just kill them in the fastest and most painful way possible and get on with this journey already, sheesh.
Fera: That's exactly what I was doing, I think.
Director: More like that's what your face was doing!
Fred: Oh! BURN.
Orter: What in the hell? You guys brought reinforcements!
Mariorocks: We don't know them I swear!
Fred: They're trying to shun our greatness, Fred.
Fred: Maybe it's time we pop and locked and show our stuff Fred.
Fred: Why are we talking all creepy-like, Fred?
Fred: Because this writer clearly doesn't understand our personality, Fred.
Fred: Oh I see.
Fred: Fred.
Fred: What?
Fred: Never mind. Face our Double Dread Fred Fest Attack! And then die from it if you don't mind.
Aref: What the hell, we're supposed to break the rules here.
Kane: Battle formation! We have to make sure these guys die in the name of our glorious leader!...Who's name I've already forgotten. It's only temporary I think.
Orter: Um, I'm not good at hand to hand combat so much. I'm more of a dirty tricks and stand in the distance and laugh at the heroes faces kind of person.
Rotcerid: Focus on the task at hand, Orter! If we don't beat these guys now, then they'll surely...um...say, what are you guys doing now anyway?
Fera: Doing...(Sigh)...America.
Kane: America!? HAH, LAND OF THE FOOLS. I can't believe we're even after these guys, they don't even have a life!
Retro: Hey, watch it buddy, I am a certified Pixel wielder!
Kane: More like certified...wait a second, that's bad. Where did you get those Pixels!?
Retro: Some robot that fell from outer space gave them to me, why?
Kane: P.exe.l has returned!?
Retro: I dunno, but now my arm is all glowing and blocky.
Aref: He's infused with the Pixels!
Rotcerid: This is definitely a bad thing.
Fred: Is this a bad thing? I'm confused.
Fred: Why haven't we attacked yet Fred?
Fred: I didn't want to interrupt them while they were talking.
Fred: You're too polite for your own good Fred.
Fred: Shut up. I'm not polite, YOU are.
Fred: Well I am you and you are me so that makes you polite also.
Fred: Good point, maybe we should polite our way into their heads.
Fred: I hope you mean that in a bad way.
Fred: I mean it in the way that We are going to attack their heads and most likely punch their brains.
Fred: I have a brain.
Fred: I wish you did.
Fred: What.
Director: Um, excuse me, are we fighting or talking about Retro's pixels?
Rotcerid: We're talking about how ugly you are.
Fred: Zing!
Fred: Come on Fred, we've had enough lines already, let's DO something.
Fred: I will if you will.
Fred & Fred: Previously mentioned attack!
(Fred and Fred dive bomb at Kane, who takes it in the stomach, not seeing it coming. Aref leaps at the two Fred's, but they break apart and overtake her from both sides, then shove her into Rotcerid. Orter nervously tries to do something, but gets knocked out easily by a Fred punch. Kane shakes it off and swings at Fred, who sidesteps and catches his arm, then twists it to his whim. Kane yells out in pain. Meanwhile the other Fred tassels with Rotcerid and Aref on the ground, causing confusion amongst them.)
Mariorocks: Should we help him?
Fera: What!? NO. Let's get out of here while they're distracted.
Toppo: And then you can have it out with me! Toppo! Whahahaha...*teehee*.
Retro: Crap! More plot elements left over from the beginning of the story!
Alien: Did someone call my name? HAHAHA.
Director: ALIEN!
Mariorocks: It's that cargo hold all over again...
Fera: I don't know what's going on.
Retro: The Alien's back!? Again?!
Alien: Well it isn't Bill Cosby. And I'm here to destroy ALL...plot devices. Also you guys.
Toppo: So you want some of this too, eh? *teehee* Then get ready to be topped!
By me!
Mariorocks: Wait a second. If you're destroying Plot devices...wouldn't you destroy yourself?
Director: Yeah, kill yourself.
Alien: Kill myself? Really?
Retro: Seriously, come back later or something, nows not the best time. Nor is any time ever.
Epic Dino: Then I supposed this is also not the best time to mention that we have you completely surrounded with our Guild!
Retro: Nope, it's not a good time.
Epic Dino: Tough. EN GARDE!
Toppo: Stay out of this battle Dino! I still have their kill!
Epic Dino: Belshazzar thought you died Toppo, this is good news indeed. But it's also bad news, as you've failed to kill them! Also, where is the other assassin, the one who was supposed to kill Orter?
Toppo: He never *teehee* showed his ugly mug near me, that's for sure.
Retro: Orter is in the Epic Dino Guild, and yet he's on their blacklist too? Good thing he's unconscious because he'd faint if he heard this!
Director: ALIEN!
Epic Dino: The battle will begin shortly...I mean now! Attack now!
Director: ALIEN!
Author: Nintendorfreak[edit]
OoC: This post my cause confusion about the character Kane, please read this http://www.gamehiker.com/ogwiki/index.php?title=Kaerf_%22Kane%22_Odnetnin
Retro: ALIEN
ALIEN: ALIEN
Nintendofreak: ALIEN?! HAAAAEEEELP!!!
*Nintendofreak hides behind Kane*
Kane: Get away from me! How can such a cowerdly being be a better model than I?!
Nintendofreak: Model? YOU MEAN YOU'RE ANOTHER CL-
*Nintendofreak is then knocked out by Kane*
Kane: You're not sopossed to learn about my past until the next OG!
Rotcerid: Weren't we like, serrounded or something?
Director: No, WE'RE serrounded
Rotcerid: Who?
Director: Us
Rotcerid: Who is us?
Director: We are us
Rotcerid: Ooooh, that explains it
Orter: This has over-whelming climacticity
Nintendofreak: How so?
Orter: Well you four are basically screwed, you have Toppo here, the ALIEN, the Freds, us, and the rest of the Dino Guild
Nintendofreak: I see what you mean...
Kane: You're sopossed to be knocked out!
Orter: Who? Me or Nintendofreak?
Kane: Both!
Nintendofreak: Oh, right!
*Orter and Nintendofreak faint*
Fred: Why aren't we fighting anymore Fred?
Fred: Because we are polite Fred
Fred: You mean YOU'RE polite!
Fred: We already had this conversation Fred
Fred: Blame the writer
Fred: The writer of this post is not good at writing Fred
Fred: Indeed Fred
Epic Dino: Shut up! SHUT UP! Dear god please stop talking! I can't take this confusing plot anymore!
Toppo: I'll probably be here for awhile since I still have a purpose in this OG *Teehee*
Director: What's that?
Retro: Is it about Pixels?
Toppo: *Teehee* No! I am here to reveal why the Epic Dino Guild sent an assassin to kill Orter!
Kane: That was a minor plot point that nobody cares about anymore
Toppo: Well *Teehee* I'm tellin' you anyway! The Epic Dino Guild wants to kill Orter because-
*Toppo is eaten by the Epic Dino*
Toppo: *Teehee* This doesn't matter, in a few hours I'll be out of here. I'll definatelly be back in this OG
Fred: Now that that guy's gone
Fred: We can fight!
Fred: Stop that!
Fred: What?
Epic Dino: Argh! Just fight!
*The Epic Dino snaps his jaws at the ALIEN who jumps on his back and starts slashing the back of the Epic Dino's head with his claws.*
Fred & Fred: We shall perform our move that we said before!
Rotcerid: C'mon Director! We can take them!
Director: Why fight with me?
Rotcerid: I'm your opposite, and you're neutral, so I'm neutral too. That means that we can fight alongside eachother!
Director: Sweet!
*Director and Rotcerid grapple eachother's arms and start spinning towards the Freds, the Freds do so aswell. The spinning duos colide with eachother and richochet into various Epic Dono soldiers*
Epic Dino: Aaaaaaargh what are you waiting for????!!!! GET THEM!!!!!!!!!!
*The Epic Dino gets a grip on the ALIEN's tail and slams him onto the ground, then he swings the ALIEN in a 360 and throws him into a cactus*
ALIEN: GWAAAAAAAARRR! THEY HURT! THEY HURT!
*Retro's arm starts to glow*
Retro: What the?!
*The pixels on Retro's arm multiply and form a large suit over his body*
Retro: I feel...........I FEEL POWER!!!!!!! SO MUCH POWER!!!!!!!
*Retro points his palm towards a group of Epic Dino soldiers and a ray of pixels encases them*
Pixel Soldier: Pixels...........Pixels..........Pixels.......
*The Pixel Soldiers then proceed to attack the Epic Dino soldiers*
Orter: Uh-oh! This battle is getting too rough for me!
*Orter hides in a ditch*
*Fera and Aref have secluded themselves in a wide area*
Fera: You're going down, old man!
Aref: I am not a man! You brat! Time I teach you some manners! Oh, and I'm not old too!
*Fera and Aref then fac of in a fury of vibrantly colored spells*
Kane: I need to get in on the action too!
Nintendofreak: Hey! I'm awake! Cool!
Kane: And now you're going back to sleep!
*Kane thrusts his fist at Nintendofreak who grabs Kane's fist*
Nintendofreak: Maybe YOU should go to sleep!
*Nintendofreak punches Kane in the gut, forcing him to stumble back*
Kane: So you CAN fight back huh? Come on then! Let's see how superior you truly are!
*Kane and NintendoFreak then fight with a fury of punches, kicks*
OoC: This is a big fight huh?
Retro: THE ULTIMATE POWER IS MINE!!! HUR HUR HA HUH HA HUH! *hack*
Epic Dino: Give me the pixels!!!!!
*Retro and he Epic Dino then fight, Godzilla style*
ALIEN: Who do I get to fight???
Everybody: NO ONE!
ALIEN: You people are mean! I'll just go find that Janitor guy!
*The ALIEN leaves*
OoC: So many frickin' plot points! It makes for a huge battle but it's hard to keep track of
Author: Director[edit]
Director: This is boring.
Rotcerid: I know, right?
Director: What to do what to do.
Fred: I dunno
Fred: Pass the popcorn.
Rotcerid: Gladly.
Director: So arent we supposed to be doing america or something.
Rotcerid: Where did you get that idea?
Director: I dunno.
Belshazzar: ENOUGH!
*everyone freezes in their footsteps*
Belshazzar: THis is taking too long, its time I reveal my true identity!
*pulls off mask*
Director: I-it cant be!
Belshazzar: THATS RIGHT!
Director: THE GREASY OLD OWNER WOMAN!
Belshazzar: THTS RIGHT! THOSE ANOREXIC SPECIALS WERE ALL PART OF MY PLAN TO GET PIXELS!
Director: How does that work.
Belshazzar: I dunno
Retro: ABSOLUTE POWERRRRRRRR!
*Retro gets totally possesed and stabs Belshazzar in the stomach*
Belshazzar: But... but I just revealed my identity... *dies*
Epic Dino: Im confused, how did Belshazzar die already?-
Retro: Ahahhahahaa *retro grabs the Epic Dino and snaps its neck*
Director: Holy sh*t the Epic Dino!
Mariorocks: Dude whats going on?
Kane: I dunno.
Rotcerid and Orter: YAHTZEE!
Fera and Aref: Oh my....
Retro: Ahahahaahahahah ahhaaha
*Retros old face is now completely changed, its totally covered by pixels*
Director: Wait I have an idea.
Mariorocks: What is it?
Director: Baseball.
Mariorocks: Not this again.
Director: *raises arm*
*the pixels used to build the baseball field come flying in and latch to directors body*
Director: OH YEAH! PIXEL POWER!
OoC: Retro has evil pixels Director has good pixels.
Author: Nintendofreak[edit]
Director: You're going down Retro!
Retro: You can't match me! I will gain all the pixels in the world and have ultimate power!!!!!
Nintendofreak: Oh man! This calls for some epic fight music!
*Nintendofreak takes out a boom-box that starts playing "The Final Countdown"*
*Retro shoots Pixel missles at Director who forms a shield on his arm, Director then charge at Pixel and uppercuts Retro who counters with a roundhouse-kick to the gut. Director grabs Retro's leg and throws him into a mountain. Retro clumsilly climbs out only to be tackled deeper into the mountain by Director*
Nintendofreak: My god! I never knew the pixels were that powerful!
*Kane punches at Nintendofreak who dodges the punch and leaps back a couple feet*
Kane: We havn't finished our fight yet, punk!
Nintendofreak: But we can't just fight! That takes away the epicness of this battle!
Fera: Then use your powers!
Nintendofreak: What are you talking about?! I have no powers!
Fera: You were reborn by pixels! You have the power!
Nintendofreak: Fine, fine! Stop being all preachy and cliche!
Fera: Focus Nintendofreak! Focus!
*Nintendofreak puts himself into deep thought, the air around him distorts and then he miraculously becomes encased in pixels (though this pixel suit is the same size as Nintendofreak where as Retro and Director's are giant*
Nintendofreak: Awsome!
Kane: Fool!
*Nintendofreak looks at Kane who is also encased in pixels (evil ones)*
Kane: You don't get it do you?! I was reborn too! Reborn by P.exe.l! You can't win while I wield his power!
*Nintendofreak and Kane rise into the sky and begin fighting. Nintendofreak punches Kane in the stomach. Kane uppercuts Nintendofreak then gives him a left hook, then a right. Nintendofreak grabs Kane's arm and throws him downwards. Nintendofreak then pile-drives Kane into the ground and starts unleashing a fury of fists on Kane's face. Kane kicks Nintendofreak of and then kicks him in the face sending Nintendofreak soaring into the air. Kane grabs onto Nintendofreak's leg, swings him in a 360, then releases him sending Nintendofreak spedding into a water tower, a house, a couple cacti, then into the face of a cliff*
Kane: Ha ha har ha! You lose!
*Nintendofreak bolts from the cliff and elbows Kane in the gut then punches him in the head sending him downwards. Nintendofreak then kicks Kane in the face sending him upwards. Nintendofreak continually jabs Kane in the stomach and face. Nintendofreak roundhouse kicks Kane in the back then grabs a hold of Kane's cape. Nintendofreak furiously spins Kane in multiple 360s and then releases Kane sending him towards the earth at a break-neck pace. Kane hits the ground creating a large crator.*
*Back to Director and Retro
*The Director sprints out of the side of the mountain fallowed by Retro while the mountain behind them crumbles. Retro shoots laser pixel beams at Director who returns fire all the while "skating" across the land-scape. Retro shoots Director in the leg. Director stumbles and rolls into a gas station which explodes in a ball of fire and gas. Director slowly manages to stand up but is clothslined by Retro who then kicks Director in the face. Director grabs Retro's leg and tears it off.*
Retro: Ha ha ha! That's not gonna work!!
*Retro's leg regrows emmediatly*
Director: Oh shoe!
*Retro forms his arm into a mallet and knocks Director into the air. Director shoots pixel missles and lasers in a desperate attempt to stop the rampaging Retro but he deflects them. Retro's arms seperate into six and starts jabbing and punching Director at turbo speed. Retro then tears off Director's arm. Director then blasts Retro in the stomach at point-blank range revealing the real Retro being suspended by pixilated tentacles. Retro then morphs his arm into a lance and impales Director in the head. Retro then fires his pixel gun into Director's chest which reveals the real Director in a cozy round room with pixel tentacles on his head. Director punches Retro through a radio tower giving them both time to regenerate.*
Director: Why won't you die?!
Retro: You don't undertsand anything about what the pixels can do! Give me your pixels! Only I can use them properly!
*Back to Rotcerid and Orter who have been watching the fights in a ditch*
Orter: So uh.............Should we do something?
Rotcerid: What are we going to do that can beat 30 foot tall pixel-bots?
Orter: We could.................I dunno..........Call the power rangers?
Rotcerid: They aren't real! What we should do is call Godzilla!
Toppo: *Teehee* I got you know!
Orter: Toppo?!
Toppo: Yes! It is I! Toppo! I will kill you now!
Orter: But the Epic Dino Guild is dispanded, your contract isn't valid anymore
Toppo: Don't try to fool me! Enguarde!
Rotcerid: Finally! I get to fight in this OG!
Orter: But two against one is alittle unfair....
???: Then I will make it fair!
Orter: Oh no, ANOTHER character?!
*A man wearing robes and an enigmatic helmet shows up*
Ballin': I am the third assassin! I was sent to kill Rotcerid!
Rotcerid: Cool!
Ballin': You seem very happy for somebody who faces death in the eyes, I envy your joyful cluelessness. But now it's time to die
*Ballin' throws off his robes revealing himself to be some kind of knight, but instead of arms he has an axe on the left and a Ball & Chain on the right*
Rotcerid: Oh shoe!
*Ballin' extends his chain arm at Rotcerid who grabs the chain and pulls Ballin' towards him. Rotcerid then throws a "pumpkin bomb" in Ballin's face sending him speeding across the land-scape. Rotcerid persues while throwing wave after wave of bombs at Ballin. Ballin finally finds his balance and axe chops at Rotcerid's face. Rotcerid dodges the axe but a small cut opens on his cheek. Ballin then extends his chain arm, wrapping around Rotcerid's body, crushing him with pressure. Rotcerid manages to ignore the insane pain long enough to get Ballin' into the air. Rotcerid then throws a pumpkin bomb at a link in the chain, breaking it. Ballin soars high into the sky until he dissapears from sight*
*Over to Orter and Toppo who have already begun fighting*
*Toppo closes in on Orter in a fast-paced death spin. Orter manages to stop Toppo from spinning with a laser sword. The two dual with sword across the baren land. Toppo unleaches a fury pf fancy spinning and jabbing moves with his sword but Orter manages to keep up. Orter then punches Toppo in the face and kicks him in the crotch.*
Orter: That feel good?
*Toppo then does a fierce uppercut to Orter's crotch*
Toppo: Did that?
*Back to Director and Retro*
Retro: Give up Director!
Director: If I give up then this OG would suck!
Retro: Then die!
*Retro lunges at Director but misses. Director grabs onto Retro's legs and throws him into a building. Director then extends a pixelated tentacle that latches onto Retro and starts throwing him into more buildings. Retro morphs his arm into a buzzsaw and severes the tentacle. Retro leaps to a busy street in the town they are now fighting in and starts chucking cars at Director. Director punches and karate chops the cars in two but Retro then throws a tanker truck which he then sets on fire a few feet away from Director. Director is blown through six buildings and gets imbeded in the seventh. Retro then starts toward Director with his buzzsaw arm spinning*
*Back to Nintendofreak and Kane*
Kane: Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!!! I won't loooooooooooooooose!!!!!!
*Kane's suit suddenly becomes larger, spikes grow from many parts of it and now tentacles wriggle behind Kane's back*
Kane: Yesssss!!!! The suit feeds on hatred!!! Ha ha har ha!!!!
Nintendofreak: Oh shoe........
*Kane grabs Nintendofreak by the leg with a tentacle then delivers a crushing blow to the chest. Kane hooks Nintendofreak in the face as he gasps for breath. Nintendofreak kicks Kane away but Kane quickly regains his balance with his tentacles and lunges at Nintendofreak who proceeds to punch Kane in the face. Kane skids across the rocky earth while Nintendofreak fallows*
Author: Retro[edit]
(Director regains consciousness quickly, and just barely avoids Retro's Pixelsaw as it drills into the building behind him, probably killing some interns working inside there instead. The building crumbles from the impact and smoke fills the air around them.)
Director: (Cough!)
Retro: This is no time for coughing Director, continuing fighting or surrender if you're done!
Director: What I am is confused, are you really evil or what?!
Retro: Yep.
Director: Even after all of that adventure stuff, you're evil now? After fighting the Alien and doing all of America? Even if in fact we've maybe done 20% at best of America itself? AND YOU'RE STILL EVIL?
(Retro's mask opens slightly so his face is exposed, as he replies to Director's question.)
Retro: It's just that the Pixels are so awesome. (Retro demonstrates his remark by blasting the rest of the buildings behind him with his free hand, and then lets it rest at his side again.) Besides, I was never that good of a person, I'm a harborer you know, I don't HARBOR THE BEST QUALITIES.
Director: Does that make sense?
Retro: What DOES make sense in this OG?! I've already grown tired of talking about myself, I did enough of that in hyperspace therapy. Let's continue this fight and finish it while we're at it!
(Retro's mask closes up again, and then seals it. He shakes his fist furiously and commands a big amount of pixel energy to it. He releases it from his knuckles in a large beam that spreads out across the sky. Director crosses both his arms in front of his face and takes the hit, being thrown into the the concrete like a lead weight falling through a cloud. Retro then focuses his hands together, and changes them into two lances, and then follows by generating energy between them like wild fire. He holds it above his head and a large sphere of blocky energy forms over him.)
Retro: SPIRIT...I MEAN PIXEL...BOMB!? YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. PIXEL BOMB!
(Retro let's loose with it, shattering the area with a huge explosion of light and fire. Another explosions follows, sending an inferno rocketing upwards to the sky. Assuming that the explosion went so high as to hit the outer atmosphere, a satellite fell onto the spot of impact, smoking.)
Retro: I've watched enough episodes of Dragonball Z to know that whenever I THINK someone's dead after an attack, they really aren't. Wait, so what did they do after that happened again? All I remember is the gloating after the attack, and then...credits. And then on the preview they're alive and well again. Oh no!
(Panicking, Retro simply flies away at a high speed, and outside of the arena. Down below, Director is laying motionless...until.)
Director: I AM IN MOTION!
Hey, did Retro stop attacking or what? Whatever, I'll just count it as a victory for me instead. I wonder how the gang's doing.
(Meanwhile, Kane is getting his face smashed in by Nintendofreak. Until he braces himself against some debris and does and all-or-nothing attack at Nintendofreak, sending him flying. An explosion rocks the ground behind them. Fera struggles with her doppleganger foe Aref and quickly finishes her with one concentrated spell, hence the big explosion. Yes, Aref is dead, and Fera dies as well, but then...)
Fera: I know Re-Raise!
(Rotcerid suddenly finds himself in the battle between Orter and Toppo, and quickly puts himself on Orter's side.)
Toppo: What the-*teehee*?! Two against one isn't fair you cheaters!
Orter: Strength in numbers!
Toppo: You call Two a number? Two can be as bad as One, it's the loneliest number since the number One after all!
Orter: While you talk, I'm going to fight.
Toppo: Whatever, you can't beat me anyway! Oh yeah...*teehee*
(Toppo retreats into his shell and starts spinning, then flies at Orter with gusto. Orter tries to catch it but is forced back by the impact. Rotcerid helps him reach his feet and quickly throws some Pumpkin bombs at Toppos spinning personality, but they just burst against it and get weathered away. Toppo throws himself at the group once more, this time hitting nothing, and ricocheting off of a nearby wall and catching the back of Orters leg as he tries to make a quick dodge. Orter falls to the ground and tosses aside his armor and hat, revealing twin swords, weapons he has never used until now. No he's not naked, he has more armor underneath. The hard drives are really just for show.)
(Toppo announces loudly that they will do him no good as he waits in his still spinning shell. Orter replies by unsheathing them and holding him out, swords at the ready. Toppo spins at a new degree, causing up sparks as he races against the asphalt. Orter braces himself and intercepts the attack, holding Toppo back with crossed blades. Then gets on his back and throws Toppo in the air. Orter hops to his feet, throws both swords into the ground, then jumps up after him. He rises a little higher than Toppo while he drifts for a second in midair before falling. Orter does a single flip, but holds his leg out as he comes around and sends Toppo back down at the ground at a high speed. Toppo lands with a huge wave of dirt following him. Orter lands just about where he jumped up at, grabs both swords and quickly returns to a battle stance. Toppos body shakes slightly, and then spins very slowly, as if he's trying to line up a pattern so he can get out of his shell.)
Toppo: *teehee*...I mean...Ouch. I've never failed in getting my mark. Not ever.
Orter: But we aren't your mark. We're the opposites of Retro and Director, they're the ones you're after. It's a simple mistake really.
Toppo: But you're wrong, I was also asked to kill you, Orter.
Orter: Ouch, the plot thickens!
Toppo: Belshazzar was of course after the pixels, but she was also after you. For what you did to P.exe.l.
Orter: For what I did? What did I do?!
Toppo: You messed with him. That's all I heard.
Orter: ...
Toppo: But I still have to kill you. Know that.
Orter: If it's going to be now, let it be now. I'm not letting you come back in the next story.
Toppo: Oh, I guess I WAS a one time only character. *Teehee* Well then fools, let's finish this!
(Toppos spin control was malfunctioning already, so he just ran haphazardly towards Orter and Rotcerid, his face already bloodied by the battle, and his eyes fixed on his dagger, which he pulled out and held it outstretched at them. He couldn't even bring himself to laugh at them, he was too tired. His eyesight was fading a little, so he ran at a few images of Orter and Rotcerid. He dived at them both and made his attack, but before actually getting a chance to hit them he landed on the ground past them both, getting ended by Orter's swords and Rotcerid's bombs. Toppo's dagger dropped out his hand. He moved no more.)