Kester
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| Kester Yah | |
| Species | Human |
| Birth Year | 1991 |
| Hair color | Black |
| Occupation | Conspiracy Theorist |
| Origin | Norwegia |
| Creator | Kester |
| Debut | Kwest |
General Info[edit]
This guy has some serious gravy, I kid you not.
Background[edit]
Kester has appeared several OGs, most of which are outside the normal canon. His character tends to get killed off more than often, likely due to his author's hatred of Author Characters. Kester is usually characterized as a conspiracy theorist obsessed with Gillian Anderson.
Good Timeline[edit]
Kester goes on a series of adventures with companions such as Sean Astin in the Kwest series. Later marries Gillian Anderson and starts a family.
His family lived on in Galaxy Goers in the form of Korran Bent.
Neutral Timeline[edit]
In Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik Turbo Revival XXL, Kester was appointed head of the FBI after Luigi of the Pipes was moved to border patrol. However, this only served to make Kester extremely paranoid, as he believed this was all a ploy by the FBI to prevent him from finding out "the truth". He was made given Department of Homeland Security, another one of Luigi's former positions, in order to confuse and distract Congress with his conspiracy theories.
Other Appearances[edit]
- He appears in the Gamehiker High University series, where he is once more an avid conspiracy theorist. His running gag is attempting to prove that Vivid is actually girl (and later an alien), but only he sees the truth. In Gamehiker High University 2: Spring Break Summer Vacation he finds out the truth about Vivid, but also finds out the truth about Gamechamp - who proceeds to vaporize him. He completes two assignments for the school- the epilogue for the first GHU and then, his final assignment prior to his death, the promotional poster for GHU2.
Quotes[edit]
"But you failed to mention my taco bell coupons, my amazing hole in one on the 18th hole at Barracuda Bob's, or my championship victory in the Gym Class Cup basketball tournament." - Kester, commenting on the awesomeal of his entry which he can't edit.
"Don't mention gravy. I still have nightmares about my wiki entry." - Kester, commenting on the awesomeal of his entry which he can edit.