The Quest For Gillian Anderson...'s Heart

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Start: April 23, 2006
End: June 25, 2006
Timeline: Good Timeline
Writers: Kester, Masamune, Golem, Ditto McCloaker, Tyler, Luigi of the Pipes.
Main Cast: Kester, Thrakun, Death, Sean Astin, Tiger Woods, Keira, Helga, Julian Ozanne, Gillian Anderson.

Overview[edit]

Kester needs to go and marry Gillian Anderson. Sean Astin appears. Kester <3's Gillian. Death and Thrakun have other plans. Keira and Helga join opposing sides. Kester makes a nice cheesy speech which is completely off base, everyone lives. No marriage. This may also be called Kwest, even though the full name is The Quest for Gillian Anderson....'s Heart.

Plot Summary[edit]

Trivia[edit]

  • This marks Thrakun's first appearance outside the Some Fanventures series.
  • Sean Astin is supposed to be Tyler, even though everyone reacts as though he is actually Sean Astin - sometimes even doing so himself.
  • The OG features several events where Kester and friends must ride airlines of questionable names, such as "Zombie Airways" and "Deadly Gladiator Airways".
  • Death is based off the one from the Discworld series. He uses capitilization in almost every single line, except one. Probably because Thrakun thinks it's annoying, such as in Harvest Goers '07.
  • Thrakun's entrance features several Lord of the Rings parodies, especially as Theoden and Aragorn's exchange in The Two Towers. Likewise, Sean Astin's role as Samwise Gamgee is constantly alluded to.

Quotes[edit]

Thrakun: ...so now you ought to see that hockey would be MUCH better if there were blades on the end of those sticks.

Kester: Meh.

Kester: And you forgot to kill the evilest zombie of all. The Sniper Zombie! We're doomed! There's absolutely no chance something will happen to reverse our fortunes! Nooo! This is not happening!

~Kester giggled~

Kester: Heh, that last line was from the X-Files.

Sean Astin: I'm not Sean Astin! I'm fat.

Kester: Fine! If you are so determined to move, carry me! Carry me like you carried Elijah Wood in the Lord of the Rings!

~Sean Astin sighed, picked Kester up and started carrying him. Somehow, they managed to catch up to Thrakrun~

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