Lithium Debater

Full Name: Lithium Garden-Hose Debater
Birthdate: November 14th, 1990
Species: Human
Nationality: Italian, now has no home.
Creator: Fred
First Appearance: Member OG 7: Neogenesis

Background

Lithium was the son of a rich Italian buisnessman, who had a monopoly on ice cream. Being named after a bunch of random English words, his childhood was a poor one, due to the high amount of English-to-Italian dictionaries in his schools. When Toe Clan assasins attempted to off his father for not putting cherries in their sundaes, Lithium managed to kill two of them by using a flare gun and a coat rack. The other assasins quickly killed his father and took him in, training him and making him watch Hogan's Heroes. During meetings with TWIFATIT at garage sales in Canada, he met Fred and even saw Lupus himself. Being attracted to awesome and fancy yo-yo tricks, Lithium became a supporter of TWIFATIT'S movements.

Timeline History

Good Timeline

Fred and Lithium never meet again. Lithium has a wildly sucessful career as a hitman, and eventually is killed just before destruction of earth, when while fighting in the final battles, he accidentaly pulls a box of cheerios out instead of his trademark shotguns.

Bad Timeline

The Toe Clan eventually joins Lupus's cause. Fred and Lithium become messengers and operators of both groups, acting as mediators. Fred eventually under orders undergoes semi-covert operations on Goren's Laboratory, bringing Lithium with him due to his ability in disguising himself, and the fact that he can think up words to the "Mission Impossible" theme song off the top of his head. Things get hella messed, and he and Fred continue to hunt the OGers and look for Lupus. They eventually find him on the Cheese Star, and serve him again, this time being double crossed by Koopa X, Wesus, and basically bouncing all over the place. After teaming with Koopa and enlisting the Toe Clan's aid, they attempt to destroy the OGers, losing to SwordMaster, Legion, and Vlad, and pathetically not killing any of them.

When Lithium was last seen in Member OG 10: Full Circle, he had been cut in half at the torso by Dark Ditto, and Fred then leapt into a pool of toxic waste with Lithium's remains in a suicide attack. It is unknown how he survived this, but he continues to be (one of) Lupus's hit man/men in The OGers: Third Generation.

Neutral Timeline

When the Toe Clan attempts to seize power, he dies attempting to kill Lupus, who uses an elaborate trap to distract him from shooting a cheese ray through his femur, and never really gets a start on his career before his horrifying death.

Quotes

Lithium: Good morrow, it’s good to sing Halloween Carols and work with such an infamous fisherman as yourself, shazaam!
-Member OG 7.