Mole Man

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Full Name: Mole Man
Birthdate: Unknown
Species: Dwarf
Creator: Masamune... err... Konami
First Appearance: Farewell Kester

Background[edit]

A mysterious dwarf who is the best friend ever of Kester, no really. He also lives in the bathroom at Gamehiker High University.

Faces of Mole Man[edit]

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In truth, Mole Man is a master of disguise. He has taken many disguises as seen to the right, such as:

  • 8-Bit Mole Man
  • Black Afro Mole Man
  • New Years Mole Man
  • Groucho Mole Man
  • Pilgrim Mole Man
  • Plumber Mole Man
  • Afro Mole Man (aka Bob Ross)
  • Santa Mole Man


Trivia[edit]

  • Mole Man was an avatar fad at Gamehiker.com thanks to Masamune, who changed the avatars of GORE-ILLA, Yami, and Lupus to different versions of Mole Man. To this day, Yami remains the only surviving Mole Man.
  • Mole Man is in actuality a character from Suikoden III - Twaikin.

Quotes[edit]

*Several hours later, at a mysterious shrine, the four members of the Mole Guy Club, concealed within cloaks, meet beneath a giant golden statue of the Mole Guy.*

Masamune: When shall we four meet again? In thunder, lightning or in rain?

Lupus: When the hurly-burly's done, when the battle's lost and won.

GORE: That will be ere the set of Sun.

Yami: And thrice the brinded cat hath mewed.

Masamune: Great, Yami! Great! You always have to throw us off!

Yami: Hey, I'm in this for the money.

Masamune: Whatever. Let us perform the ritual.

*Masamune, GORE, Yami and Lupus all extend their hands, revealing rings with avatars of the Mole Guy imprinted on them.*

Masamune: Serious!

GORE: Winking!

Yami: Mischievous!

Lupus: Surprised!

*Energy beams fire from the four rings and combine to form a vaguely mole-like man.*

Mole Guy: With your powers combined, I am Captain Mole Guy!

Masamune: Alright, my loyal demigod. Smite the filth that has polluted our forums! Destroy the Knights, and crush the Saracens, with your obnoxiously-great powers!

Mole Guy: Hey, I don't like to toot my own horn... but hey, consider them dead.

*Mole Guy flies off while the Mole Guy Club members raise their arms in triumph.*
-The Mole Guy Club sound off in Club Member OG


*Elsewhere, a cat-earred girl appears out of nowhere*

Tiffa: Tee hee! That felt good.

Mole Guy: Um, where did you come from?

Tiffa: I don't know but for some strange raeson I feel a strong attraction to you.

*Tiffa laens over to kiss Mole Guy but another girl appapears and grabs her by the collar*

Marin: Cool it there, Tiffs! The only one who's taking your virginity is me. And I'm completely heterosexual so taht means you're staying a virgin forever!
-Mole Guy is a hit with the ladies too in Club Member OG