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Author: MagiKoopa[edit]
30 minutes later...
MagiKoopa: Yawn... that was a fun nap.
Bomberman: Hey... where'd they go?
Meowth: There's no sign of 'em on the radar. maybe they went to a different game.
MagiKoopa & Bomberman: O_o since when do we own a---
Meowth uses the Fury Swipes on MagiKoopa and Bomberman.
Bomberman: ow.
Meowth: Don't you have a weaker version of the Twin Bombinators?
Bomberman: Yeah! This little gem'll allow us to travel to whatever game our targets are in.
MagiKoopa: Whoa! how does it do that?!
Bomberman: I've got it set to find a trained Pikachu.
MagiKoopa & Meowth: ;D
Bomberman: I've got a fix on their location. They appear to be in an 8-bit version of the world surrounding this castle!
MagiKoopa: The original SMB!
Meowth: Why would Hiroshi Yamauchi waste his time making a VR game that looked exactly like the original SMB?
Bomberman: Who cares? We're outta here!
The bomb detonates. when the smoke clears, Team Rocket is gone! Meanwhile, in the SMB VR game...
Golem: Hey, look! A Goomba!
Golem tosses the Goomba a sandwich. The Goomba promptly kicks it aside and jumps on Golem's head.
Goomba: Yeah! 100 points!
Golem: Can you get off my head now?
Goomba: AAHH!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DIE WHEN I DO THAT!
three familiar figures ascend from a nearby Warp Pipe (it's behind them, so they couldn't see it anyway).
MagiKoopa: Plan 1, Phase 1, Try 2!
Meowth: Let's do it!
Bomberman: Ready!
Yoshiman just punched the Goomba off Golem when he heard a noise.
YM: What was that?!
Golem: Probably nothing. See, there's nothing behind us!
YM: That's because we can't see anything behind us. [cough, cough]
Golem: Since there's... nothing to worry about... we may as well take... a nap.
YM: That's just what I was thinking...
MagiKoopa: Meowth, why are you crying?
Meowth: I've... never been so happy before, to witness a branch of Team Rocket actually carry out their scheme. I'm so proud of you guys!
Bomberman: it's not over yet, my Fury-Swiping friend. we've still gotta snatch the Pikachu.
MagiKoopa: Well, what're we waiting for?
Author: DVGBC[edit]
Voice: Hold it right there.
*DVGBC and Meowthar appear*
Meowthar: Prepare for help.
DVGBC: Make it double.
Meowthar: Team DMG blast off at the speed of sound.
DVGBC: Stand still and I'll cure you.
Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur!
Meowth: You can't rip off the Team Rocket motto.
Meowthar: Yes we can.
*Bulbasaur Leech Seeds Meowth then Vine Whips it away*
Magikoopa: You are not authorized to be in this story.
Bomberman: Author characters suck.
Magikoopa: Bomberman, I am a author character you know.
*Team DMG has disappeared; where are they going*
Announcer: I know the answer.
*they run to Golem, King Luigi, and Yoshiman*
Golem: Oh hi DVGBC.
Author: Sapphire[edit]
They don't know Saph has snuck to the end of the level and is pretending to be the princess.
King Luigi: Hello DVGBC.
Yoshiman: We should try to finish this board.
Golem: Uh, right.
Bomberman: I don't think so!
Magikoopa: We can do this without Meowth... right? ;)
Bomberman: Uh, I hope so.
Meowth: Don't go so fast! I'm back.
Meowthar: Oh no not you again! Beat it!
Golem: We better get out of the way :D
Author: MagiKoopa[edit]
Bomberman stands there, shocked to find that the Sleepytime Bomb was a dud.
Bomberman: THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO FALL ASLEEP WHEN I DO THAT!! >: O
MagiKoopa: Chill out! We can just toss another one. what're the chances of stumbling upon a dud?
Bomberman: Um... 1 in 10.
MagiKoopa and Meowth fall over anime-style.
Meowth: sigh... hurry up and toss the stupid bomb, then.
Meowth turns around and refuses to watch what's going on. his ears are treated to a delight as he hears an explosion, some smoke, lots of snoring, footsteps, a frightened "PIKA!!", a Pokeball opening and closing, and returning footsteps. Meowth turns back around to see MagiKoopa and Bomberman proudly displaying a Master Ball.
Meowth: You guys make me so proud to be part of Team Rocket.
MagiKoopa: While we're here... [whispers to Meowth and Bomberman]
Bomberman: Hey, that's a great idea! you in, Meowth?
Meowth: Let's go save the Mushroom Kingdom and make everyone else look bad! Meowth!
two Warp Zones and 20 minutes later...
MagiKoopa: We beat the last Bowser!
Bomberman: Eh? I don't remember this PC being here, three feet away from the axe.
Meowth: Let's hurry up and transfer "our" Pikachu to the Boss!
MagiKoopa deposits the Master Ball on his account in the PC. He then opens up a video conference program and dials up the Boss. as usual, a dark silhouette answers.
?????: This had better be important!
Meowth: Oh, NO! How the heck did you---
?????: It's me, James! I'm the new Boss of Team Rocket!
Bomberman, MagiKoopa, and Meowth fall over.
Bomberman: Well, open our account and get out our most recent deposit. We think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
New Boss: Wow! It's Pikachu! It's just like the one me and Jessie used to steal.
MagiKoopa: Well, we succeeded! That's all. take good care of it. we'll report to the Game Corner tomorrow for further instructions.
New Boss: Over and out. EEEE!!!
the stolen Pikachu thunderbolts James while the vid-conference screen goes blank. MagiKoopa closed the link, and Team Rocket walked off the bridge to save the Princess.
Bomberman: Your Majesty, we're here to save you!
MagiKoopa: AAACK!! THAT'S NOT THE PRINCESS!
Saph: That's right! Hand over that stolen Pikachu before I go to Las Vegas, with your friend close behind getting into misadventures while trying to catch me!
MagiKoopa: She'll do it!
Bomberman: See, we already...
Meowth uses Fury Swipes on Bomberman.
Meowth: Heh, heh. good joke. okay, you can have Pikachu back. we don't wanna start a fight or anything.
Meowth hands Sapphire a phony Master Ball (it's an empty Pokeball with a really good paint job).
MagiKoopa: We're gonna get outta here before someone gets hurt.
Bomberman pulls out the Red Twin Bominator!
Bomberman: Yeah! Just in time for you to get hurt.
MagiKoopa lights the fuse!
MagiKoopa: Phase 1 complete! Now proceeding with Phase 2!
Meowth: Hey, wait! Won't we get injured if this thing goes off while we're still in the game?
Bomberman, Sapphire, MagiKoopa, and Meowth: O_o
Author: Golem[edit]
Bomberman: This is for TRANSPORTING, not BLOWING UP!!!!!
Meowth: I like the old Bombinator better.
Magi: Well, we'll be going!
Saph: Hey, wait!~Tosses the PKBL to reveal that it's empty.~ I knew it was light!
Narrator: Back with TDMG...
Golem: ~Looks to Geodude~ I guess you'll do the Goombas... ow...
MP: But wait! Where's Zora?
Zora: I cameo!
Hey, wrong story!
Goodbye.
~leaves~
YM: What happened there?
KL: A time rip!
Golem: Great, another virus!
KL: But this one isn't!
Author: Sapphire[edit]
Saph: You can't get rid of me that easy you pranksters!
Magikoopa: Oh no not her again ;)
Golem: Saph? What are you doing here?
Saph: Well, let's just say I'm watching your backs.
Golem: Oh. Thanks!
~Suddenly they get transported to a different game.
Author: King Luigi[edit]
KL: It looks like we're in....
All: Zelda 64!
KL: I always loved this game.
King Luigi looks at his belt and finds...nothing!
KL: Hey, what happened to my Pikachu?
Magikoopa: We gave it to our new boss.
Saph: Let's get out of here, away from these villains.
KL: But my Pikachu!
But it's too late as Saph plays the only song she remembers on the Ocarina of Time: Bolero of Fire!
YM: Uh-oh...
Author: Golem[edit]
Golem: Not if I can help it!
Go, WeegeII! Use Rock Slide! Cover the fire!
........
........
Okay, I know nothin' 'bout Z64!
Author: MagiKoopa[edit]
all but Golem: ???
MagiKoopa: What fire? the Bolero of Fire takes the ocarina player to Death Mountain.
Bomberman: Not bad for a guy who never figured out the first Sage's temple.
MagiKoopa kicks Bomberman.
Meowth: Where are we? I ain't played Zelda 64... ever!
Bomberman: Me neither.
MagiKoopa: I... uh... almost figured out the first Sage's temple...
(AUTHOR’S NOTE: This part is based on a true story. I haven't!)
Bomberman: So, now what?
Meowth: We stall for time, that's what!
MagiKoopa: Prepare for trouble!
Bomberman: Make that double. [holds up the Twin Bombinators]
Meowth: We don't wanna fill up this whole message board, so let's fast-foward near the end.
MagiKoopa: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Bomberman: Surrender now or prepare to fight.
Meowth: Meowth! WHAT'S THAT?!
everyone looks behind MagiKoopa, Bomberman, & Meowth to find...
Author: Golem[edit]
~...a mini-sculpture of Death Mountain!~
Author: MagiKoopa[edit]
everyone looks crossly at MagiKoopa, Bomberman, and Meowth.
Bomberman: What're you looking at?!
MagiKoopa: It's not ours!
Meowth: It must be part of some plan...
Author: Zora[edit]
Zora: Ooh, visitors!
AUTHOR’S NOTE: Bear in mind that I have only just got here and seen my name appear once.
Author: Sapphire[edit]
Saph: Zora? What are you doing here?
Golem: Good to see you ...again!
Magikoopa: Oh no not her again!
Meowth: Who's that?
Zora: How could you not know who I am? I heard there was another party going on so I decided to follow! :p
Bomberman: Magikoopa get the sleepytime bombs ready!
Author: Golem[edit]
KL: Oh, no you don't! Snorlax, go! Use Reflect!
Announcer: The gang is protected from special attacks!
Cindy: Huh? Where am I? I went into MK64, and then...
Golem: Uh-oh.......... I think I know who's up next!
L64: Well, hi ya'all!
Author: MagiKoopa[edit]
MagiKoopa: eee, hee hee! get the net! get the net! get the net!
Meowth uses the Fury Swipes on MagiKoopa.
Meowth: You idiot! Remember your new mission as members of Team Rocket!
MagiKoopa: um... [counting on fingers] oh, yeah! we still have to blow up the---
Bomberman kicks MagiKoopa.
Bomberman: (to MagiKoopa: don't blow our plan!) uh, we've gotta leave now, to do the Boss's laundry.
Bomberman, MagiKoopa, and Meowth take off their VR helmets. Bomberman realizes he's still holding the lit Twin Bombinator.
Bomberman: That is one long fuse.
MagiKoopa: Here we go!
the Green Bombinator explodes in a small puff of smoke.
Meowth: That was it?!