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Author: Golem[edit]
OoC:
This is all so confusing...
I think I get it.
~teehee~
Author: Sgt. Flutter[edit]
Flutter: Let's find out more about me. *opens the suitcase* I'm 17, in the 6th grade, and here is my report card. *tosses the report card in the trash* I don't want to find out if I passed or failed. Besides I probnally got the answer. Ok I live in Mississippi. My girlfriend is Princess Mint. Hmmm. Who is that.
(just then Mint walks through the door)
Mint: Hi.
Flutter: Uhhh... I'm confused to. Hey why don't we gohave a party.
Mr Venn/Golem: ...
Flutter: I'll be in the back if you need me. Oh and where are we going to have this party? I got this mansion in Mississippi. Well it isn't my mansion it's my cousin but he said we could stay in there. But people say it's haunted.
Author: S- Cargo[edit]
Quick summary:
Team Rocket- Reality, outside the MGM Grand Hotel.
Golem, Saph, Nintenfreak, Sgt. Flutter- Reality, in a hospital.
Yoshi 64 and Rhyk- Simulation.
S- Cargo- Reality, on his way to the hospital.
Shall we assume that the hospital and the Improv Simulation Fun Centre are in Vegas too? :-)
Author: Golem[edit]
Thanx!
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SC: Hahaha, I've got you know!
With my new Super-Duper Deluxe Whatcha-Ma-Call-It!
Narrator: Care to explain?
SC: Well, with this baby I can-- HEY WAIT! How do I know you won't squeal 'bout this to the good guys?
Narrator: Well, ummmmmm...
SC: See?
CM: "While S-Curgo"
Narrator: That's "Cargo"!
CM: Hmmf! "While S-Cargo rushes to the hospital in his black hamme--I mean hummer, our heros have no idea what's in store for them..."
NF: Where am I?
Ms. Oxbridge: You're at the Unspecified Hospital. It's really great for stories like this one.
NF: Are we in any sort of danger?
Mr. Venn: Yeah. We're supposed ta stay here like sitting ducks while some evil guy plots our destruction.
Mr. S. Flutter: Well, what is (s)he waiting for?
Narrator: S-Cargo's hummer blasts through the wall.
SC: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
I've got you each cornered now!
Start up!
Super-Duper Deluxe Whatcha-Ma-Call-It: Starting... booting... loading... wait two minutes please!
Author: Sapphire[edit]
Mr. Venn: Huh?
Ms. Oxbridge: You know... I'm beginning to think that this reality isn't a reality...
Everyone: Huh?
Ms. Oxbridge: We could just be in another simulation outside the simulation!
Mr.Flutter: I'm confused now...
S-C: Allow me to explain..
Narrator: Hey watch it! That's my job!
CM: Maybe they weren't given the right bags.
Narrator: <starts crying> It's a sad, sad story. Let me begin. It all started with the idea of a party and playing N64...
Ms. Oxbridge: Do continue. We'll be here all night. According to my calculations.
Pikachu: Pika pi! (Um, I don't wanna be here all night!)
CM: "As the narrator continues telling the tale everyone starts to fall asleep. Finally S-cargo's secret weapon starts to do, well something..."
Narrator: HEY! It's my moment to shine and everyone falls asleep???
CM: Ummm...
Narrator: Moving right along...
Author: Sgt. Flutter[edit]
Mr S Flutter: So Mr. Venn. We are we going to have a party? I mean come on let's get out of here.
Mint: Let's have a party!
Mr S Flutter: I mean everyone has found out who they really are. What are we waiting for?
Mr Venn: Well we got all night to stay here. And Rhyk and Yoshi 64 are in the simulator.
Author: Golem[edit]
Mr. Venn: Plus I'm serious. :(
Author: S- Cargo[edit]
S: Anyway... Kwa ha ha! Now you will all feel my power! *pulls the trigger*
'Deluxe: Secret, weapon, execute command, failed. Re, booting. Please, wait.
S: Oh, great. *kicks the 'Deluxe* Um, Narrator? Evil mastermind in need of a break?
Narrator: Fine... back to my story. So did I tell you guys about...
*He drones on*
CM: "Everyone starts to fall asleep again. When suddenly..."
'Deluxe: Secret, weapon, now online. Awaiting, execution, command.
S: Everyone! Wake up! I want to gloat at you.
CM: "Everyone wakes up."
Mr. Venn: Yawn... what now?
S: Now - THIS! *pulls the trigger again*
*Cue every special effect the budget stretches to*
Narrator: Our heroes, and S- Cargo, have been warped back into the simulation!
*Outside the MGM Grand*
MagiKoopa: *folding paper aeroplanes* You know... this plot
Meowth: *trimming his claws* Really
Bomberman: *doodling on a magazine photo* Hates us. We know.
MagiKoopa: Just what I was thinking.
CM: "Back in the simulation..."
S: Kwa ha ha... Golem, say goodbye to your newly-tangible scarf!
Ms. Oxbridge: Tangible perhaps, but once you return to reality it'll fade from existence.
S: Oh well. We're here now. En guarde!
Author: Sgt. Flutter[edit]
Mr S Flutter: Why you! What did you do to Mint?
Mint: I'm right here.
Mr S Flutter: Oh ok. Well your free to go. Mr. Venn why do you have to be serious? * just then Flutter switches sides* Why you! You don't have the rights to be the bad guy!
S: Yes I do right here.
Mr S Flutter: Oh well I will destroy you and then the others.
S: Oh yeah *zaps Flutter and sends him to reality*
Mr S Flutter: Oh well at least you could have sent Mint* just then Mint falls on Flutter* Thanks.
Mint: Did you miss me?
Author: Golem[edit]
Golem: I missed being a short geek who's dumb, weird, and can't even ride a two-wheel bike!
Saph: You can't ride a two-wheeler? --0
NF: Look out you two!
Narrator: Saph and Golem leap into space!
NF: >:(
Narrator: \/0 I mean Saph and Golem leap to the...
CM: "right."
Meowth: Dare! Now da Bombinator's set!
CM: "The Bombinator Special 4th Edition is so huge it almost crushed two of the main characters."
Narrator: That's "characters!".
Magi: This is way better than that Super-Looper-Whatcha-moma-call-it!
BM: Start the countdown!
Author: Sgt. Flutter[edit]
Flutter: Why that no good *Flutter switches sides* Huh where am I? I got to get back into the simulation! But how?
Mint: Why don't you ask that guy?
Flutter: Do you know how to get back to the simulation?
Guy: Yeah right over there! Through that door! ---> []
Flutter: Man are you kidding that is really far away! Well a Evil Ban- I mean a Koopa Troopa has got to do what a Koopa Troopa has got to do! You coming Mint?
Mint: That far? I'll only go if you do!
10 minutes later...
Flutter: Well let's go. *walks through the door*
Mint: Wait for me! *walks through the door*
Flutter: There gone!
Mint: No there over there.
Flutter: That's another 10 min. walk! I can't walk any more!
Mint: Why don't you fly? You got wings.
Author: Yoshi 64[edit]
Meanwhile, in a Simulation in Japan, Yoshi 64 and Rhyk are having a party with Shigeru Miyamoto!
Rhyk:Aren't you even the least bit worried that we haven't seen another author character since the story began?
Yoshi 64:Let me think...Um, NO!
Rhyk:just wondering...
Author: Nintenfreak[edit]
NF: Hey we gotta find Yoshi64 and Rhyk.
Author: DVGBC[edit]
OoC: You guys forgot about me. Anyway...
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*somewhere in the southwest*
DVGBC: Do you have any idea where we are.
Groove: *pulls out a map* Hmm, let's see. *looks at it* Here there's a portal.
Taurus: Where?
*Groove points it out on the map*
DVGBC: And I say we go there.
Groove: It's dangerous.
Taurus: I agree.
DVGBC: And I say get into the portal before we die in the middle of now here.
Groove: Don't you mean no where?
Taurus: Just go into the portal.
Narrator: What could lie at the other side of the portal?
Author: MagiKoopa[edit]
Meowth: The Bombinator's about to go off!
Bomberman: Now, what's this one do again?
MagiKoopa: [smacks hand to forehead]
Meowth: ... I forgot.
MagiKoopa: ... me, too.
Bomberman: This story seems to have become weird.
MagiKoopa: And yet, Saph isn't even threatening to end it! Oh, sure! As soon as we step in, 'pfft!' the story ends!
a light bulb appears over the heads of Team Rocket.
Meowth: Are you thinkin'...
Bomberman: What I'm thinkin'?
MagiKoopa: Egads! We've gotta buy a Neo Geo Pocket Color before SNK recalls them all Tuesday!
Meowth and Bomberman fall over anime-style.
Bomberman: Take a look at this footage from the last story.
Bomberman pulls out an old film reel and plays a black and white silent film.
"After Party Goers 6: a film by Bombrman"
MagiKoopa: you spelled your own name wrong, moron.
Bomberman: Shut up! How was I supposed to know they use the letter 'e' on this stupid planet?
in the film, MagiKoopa and the narrator are facing each other. MagiKoopa says something.
MagiKoopa on screen: [no sound]
the screen goes black and displays what MagiKoopa said.
"great! how 'bout we have the next one actually be ABOUT A PARTY!"
the narrator talks; again, the black screen appears.
"Oops! Looks like that'll be PG7, 'cuz PG6 is 'bout som'in' else!"
Bomberman on screen: [audible] The End.
MagiKoopa and Meowth: ...
Bomberman: We'll blow up the story, just like we planned before! Then, we can get to the story that's actually about a party.
Meowth: But, we'll have sunk to the level of Sapphire, the very one we tried numerous times to k--
MagiKoopa puts his hand over Meowth's mouth.
MagiKoopa: shut up!
Bomberman: Let's go!
MagiKoopa: Let's go!
Meowth: Let's go!
Team Rocket: ....
MagiKoopa: While we're here, let's go to GameWorks!
Bomberman: In the meantime, we'll strap explosives to ourselves. We'll detonate if anyone else uses our characters (us) 'till we get back.
Meowth: You realize we'll bite the dust within a day, right?
MagiKoopa: shut up! that's the point!