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Author: Golem[edit]
Narrator: Personal note: Don't let anybody write 'bout MagiKoopa, Bomberman, or Meowth.
CM: "Let's see what the heck(this is a family story-Writer) that portal leads to...
DVGBC: So, do any of you know where this portal goes?
Groove: I thought you knew, man.
Taurus: Too late now, dude. We're gettin' sucked in!
Narrator: DVGBC, Groove, and Taurus were sucked in the portal to...
DVGBC: ................................. O.O ............................
NARRATOR! HELLO!
Narrator: Yes?
DVGBC: I don't know where we are!
Narrator: But you're one of the main characters--oh forget it.
They're in Greg's basement.
DVGBC: ...And who is Greg?
CM: Says here that Greg is Golem's alter ego.
It also says that Greg/Golem is busy typing this OG.
Greg: I'm hungry. I'll get some lunch.
Taurus: Don't do that, man!
Groove: If you do, we'll like, totally cease to exist!
Taurus & Groove: Duu-uude!
DVGBC: Please excuse them. They're still in the 70's... somehow. JUST KEEP TYPING!
Greg: But I'm hungry! And your alter ego, Yoshi64's alter ego, Saph's alter ego, and Magi's alter ego will keep writing!
Reader: What's the point of this!
Author: Sapphire[edit]
Golem: You know Saph, I'm surprised that you haven't tried to--
Narrator: SHUT UP!
Golem: I'm the scrawny one! You can't tell me that!
Narrator: ...
CM: "The narrator has nothing to say."
Narrator: >:(
CM: O.O
Pikachu: Pika! (The idiots!)
Saph: *yawn*
Golem: Was it something I said?
Saph: No, I'm just bored. And tired. I mean, what's next?
Narrator: That's true. There is no point to this plot anymore.
Saph: Well, being that someone stole my ending away from me TWICE, (glares at Golem) I think it's only right that I get to end it today.
Golem: .....
Narrator: Because your threats are so puffed up already!
Saph: We'll see about that! Come on, pikachu!
Golem: Where are you going?
Saph: A quick break until this story is finished. Maybe to think of a plotline for PG7.
Golem: .......
Narrator: She only wants to join the-
Saph: Shut up!
CM: "Saph leaves with pikachu. Now, moving on to more interesting people who.... uh, is anyone contributing to this story anymore?"
Narrator and Golem: ???
CM: "Guess not."
Author: DVGBC[edit]
Saph: Does this break-up have any effect to the OG Squad?
*Pikachu watches the grass grow*
Saph: What was the point of breaking off from Golem.
Pikachu: Pika pika.
Saph: I saw nothing of grass growing arms. You must be seeing things.
Narrator: But Pikachu is... um, nevermind.
*the grass grabs Saph and Pikachu and sucks them underground.
Saph: HELP!!!
Narrator: What could lie underground?
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This story shalt now extand a while longer.
Author: Nintenfreak[edit]
NF: Golem get the friends and call them to help us! We have got to save Saph and *shudder* Pikachu.
Author: Mega Man X[edit]
Act 49: The boys are back in town...again. And this time their with God-part 1 of 2.
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Narrator: Just then outside the MGM Grand the Replaforce and God come out of nowhere.
Mega Man X: We're here!
Vectorman: Where is here?
God: PG6.
Zero: That's all good and dandy but i want some tea!
X: We'll get some tea later! Now, where is Golem and Sapphire?
God: At the hospital.
Vectorman: How do we get there? Hey! It seems that almost everyone in this OG has a flying sub or some sort of "ride" as they call them.
God: Well, what "ride" would you boys like?
X: I've got the perfect idea for one!
Narrator: X wispers something to God.
God: Nice choice! Very nice! Ok, here ya go.
God snaps his fingers and out of nowhere comes....THE MACH 5 FROM SPEED RACER!?!?!? TOO COOL!!!
X: No kiding it's cool! If we're going to have a car let's have the best! This babe can jump 70 feet in the air, it can make buzz saws come in the front, it's bullet and bomb proof, has grip tires that can make it go up walls, it can go under water, and to top it all off it can go 300 Miles Per Hour!
Vectorman: Whoa.
Zero: Can it make tea?
X: No.
Zero: Then it's not cool!
X: (Sigh) Look, later i'll put in a tea maker ok?
Zero: But i want tea now!
X: So you comin' with us God?
God: No, my deed is done here. But i might pop by a littel later.
Narrator: Replaforce get in The Mach 5.
X: Bye God!
God: Later days.
Narrator: In a bright flash of light God is gone.
X: And now, TO THE HOSPITAL!
Narrator: The Mach 5 speds off. After a while they find the hospital. X hits the gas, and rams the hospital wall at 150 MPH! After the dust clears they find that their parked right by S-Cargo's Hummer and Golem. X, Zero, and Vectorman jump out of The Mach 5 an onto it's hood. Makeing them look cool.
X: We're baaaaack!
Golem: Do i know you people? Oh yeah! You're those guys that stop being in the story. Well everyone has forgotten about you guys.
NF: But you guys sure do have a cool car! Haven't i seen that in a cartoon before?
X: Yes, it is us, the long lost Replaforce! and we're here to get revenge!
Golem: On Sapphire right?
X: Yes.
Golem: Well she left so you should go find her.
X: But we also want revenge on you and the rest of your friends!
NF: WHAT!? Why!?
Vectorman: Because you guys forgot all about us and never said our names again!
Golem: But that's because i didn't know if you would ever come back!
X: Whatever! We will now kill you!
Zero: And after that we'll have some tea!
X: Ok guys, BLAST EM'!
CM: "Replaforce starts shooting without murcy. X with his X Buster, Zero with his Rocket Launcher, and Vectorman with his Laser Eyes."
Narrator: Hey, there you are CM! Where were you?
CM: "I just had to go to the men's room."
Narrator: Oh. Anyways...
To be contenued...
Narrator: does anyone remember these guys? I do. The last we saw of them was in PG4. And now they have returned for what else, revenge! With Golem's most deadly enemies now shooting at him and the rest of the Party Goers will they make out of the hospital alive?
X: Not if i can help it!
Narrator: Be here for: The boys are back in town...again. And this time with God-part 2 of 2.
Author: Yoshi 64[edit]
Narrator:Meanwhile, still in Japa-
Y64: Don't tell them where we are!
Rhyk:But they already know we're in Japan.
Y64: Oh, yeah...
Shigeru Miyamoto: Okay guys, It is agreed! We wil make a game based on the Party Goers Series! We wil start right away!
Rhyk:Yes!
'10 minutes later'
Shigeru: Okay! It's finished!
Y64:You mean it only takes 10 minutes to make a game?
Shigeru:Yes!
Rhyk:Then why are we still waiting for a Super Mario adventure?
Shigeru:Because we have to wait until every one has saved up enough money!
Y64 and Rhyk fall over.
Author: MagiKoopa[edit]
at Gameworks...
MagiKoopa: 2 days later...
Meowth: The story is 2 weird!
Bomberman: Maybe it'd be to our advantage to have Sapphire join us.
MagiKoopa & Meowth: only temporarily!
Bomberman: Right.
Meowth: But... we'd have to find her first.
MagiKoopa: That's it! We'll mow the lawn where she disappeared, then maybe we can find a portal to wherever she went. We'll rescue her, she'll be forever grateful and reward me with a huge--
Meowth uses the Fury Swipes on MagiKoopa; Bomberman follows up with his de-emotional Bombinator.
MagiKoopa: I mean, then we can end this story!
one pull on the slots @ the MGM Grand later...
Meowth: Wow! It's amazing what kinda stuff they're giving away at the slots.
we find Team Rocket riding to the spot of Saph's disappearance in the flying sub, upgraded with parts and motor apparently gutted from the lawn mower. The empty shell is still on the sidewalk.
Big Bird: A lawnmower! Now I can mow my feathers down to cool off!
Big Bird starts the lawnmower... and it explodes. A really big plate of friedd chicken is in his place.
Meowth: This has absolutely nothing to do with the story.
MagiKoopa: Who cares?! Quick! To the... uh... heck, where is all the grass in Vegas?!
Meowth: The lawns must've lost it all at the slots.
Bomberman: Great. Now to look for it.
MagiKoopa: Those self-bominators still active?
Bomberman: Alive and kickin'!
Author: Golem[edit]
Golem: Right now, I think the story is absolutely going nowhere.
NF: You got that right.
Narrator: A box in the bottom left corner appears.
Greg: I'm having writer's block. Let's just post one o' my comics.
NF and Golem: 'Kay.
Author: MagiKoopa[edit]
MagiKoopa: HOLD UP! Stop the presses!
Bomberman: There are no presses. Just the lawnmower parts.
MagiKoopa: Then stop those! There is no grass in Vegas! The city is smack-dab in the middle of a freakin' DESERT!
Meowth: Then, where'd Sapphire disappear to?
Bomberman: We can still try to rescue her...
Meowth: Or...
Team Rocket suddenly thinks the same idea simultaneously.
MagiKoopa: We could end the story ourselves! Saph will eventually figure a way out of wherever she is to stop us from beating her to it!
Meowth: That's it! Bring out the Classic Bombin--
Bomberman: Nuh-uh. Put that dusty bomb away. I've got a special one for this occasion!
Bomberman pulls out a curtain to unveil...
Bomberman: The Vegas Bombinator!
On display is a large bomb encrusted in flashing lights, covered in advertisements, and even outfitted with slots in the center. Instead of a fuse, a giant lever is on the side.
MagiKoopa: Makes ya feel all warm and greedy!
Bomberman: Here's the plan: we tote this thing to a popular point in Vegas, then pull the lever!
Meowth: What happens if the dials match, though?
Bomberman: Then, it'll explode, but not into a fatal blast. Instead, it'll send money everywhere!
Meowth: And this is bad... why?
Bomberman: Um... with too much money in circulation, the, uh... US economy will suffer inflation! Then the money won't be enough to, eh... buy hotel rooms and...
MagiKoopa: Give it up, already. You hadn't thought this plan out past the money part, had you?
Bomberman: Y'... uh... no.
Meowth: cover it back up! It'll look suspicious in the sub window. People will think we actually stole a slot machine!
MagiKoopa: Okay! Now, to find a popular place in Vegas to detonate that thing.
Meowth: That's easy. Just head over to whatever hotel Penn & Teller are at!
Author: Golem[edit]
Magi: Where'd ya get all the excess money for that thing anyway?
CM: "How could Team Rocket have gotten enough money to fill a slot machine? Before we find out, let's check out Golem and Nintenfreak." That line was a cliffhanger??? How could Team Rocket have gotten the money? It's not fair! It's just not dangerous or anything! Dumb scr--
Narrator: I shove Censor Man to the side.
Golem: Okay! I called up Arab Dude but then remembered he was evil, I tried calling Yoshi64 and Rhyk but someone said they were in some sort o' Myamato game, I called Mint and Sgt. Flutter, but then the Sgt. turned evil again, and I called Sapphire and Pikachu but they said they were pulled in a hole by grass.
NF: I see. Hmmm...
Narrator: Nothing going around here. Let's see DVGBC.
Greg: Okay, I kept typin'. I'm done. Oh wait--~looks in his pocket~--I've been meanin' ta do this in a long time.
CM: "Nintenfreak gives Golem a pen that is covered in tons of rubber bands."
Greg: I'm done. I'm goin' offline!
DVGBC: No do--
Narrator: DVGBC, Groove, and Taurus are frozen. Will they ever escape the author's world?
Author: Mega Man X[edit]
Vectorman: Hey! They don't even notice we're shooting at them!
Zero: I still want tea.
X: Zero, if you say that one more time i'll....(sigh)...ok fine. This is a hospital, so they must have tea. Let's find it.
Narrator: While Replaforce looks for some tea Golem and NF try calling some more people.
X: Ok! We found some tea!
Zero: YAY!
Narrator: Hey! I'm the Narrator around here! Replaforce finds some tea. Zero is happy. They sit down at a table to drink it.
NF: Mmmmmmm, tea!
Golem: Some tea wouldn't be bad right now.
CM: "Golem and NF walk over to Replaforce."
Golem: Mind we if we join you?
Vectorman: Yeah, i guess.
X: We're on a break anyways.
CM: "As Zero is anout to take his first sip of his tea-
Narrator: S-Cargo steals all the tea off the table.
Zero: W-what happened to my tea!? My tea man!
NF: It was that S-Cargo guy!
Golem: So what do we do now?
X: What else? Hunt him down, beat him up, and get our tea back.
Zero: AFTER HIM!!!!
CM: "Golem, NF, X, Zero, and Vectorman start runing after S-Cargo. Will they ever catch up to him?"
Narrator: I don't know. We'll just have to wait and see.
To be contenued...