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Intermission

Half Time Show/Recap by Golem

Author: GORE-ILLA

*The GMOGers continue drifting through the ocean. Scruffy looks ahead with a telescope.*

Scruffy: I see land, dead ahead!

Masamune: Is it Yoshi's Island?

Scruffy: I don't know, I just see some smiling clouds.

Vorpal: That's it all right!

*Suddenly, Mercantilism speeds by, tipping the boat over. As the boats pass, Luigi briefly starts to open his eyes, while Luiigii looks over from the Mercantilism. Their eyes briefly lock in the moment before they pass each other. Luigi then passes out again before hitting the water, but is caught by one of the others.*

Sapphire: Y'know, I think we can swim it from here and make better time.

*The other GMOGers soon swim up to the island's shore.*

Yami Yoshi: Look! Invaders from a universe of evil dudes! Destroy them, my loyal OGers!

*The MOGers all rush at the GMOGers. Roy and Kuria sit the battle out to look after the still-unconscious Luigi.*

Masamune: Look at these so-called OGers! Hey, since we oppose you and only six of us are fighting, I say we call ourselves...

*Masamune, Murasame, Rhyk, Vorpal, Scruffy and Sapphire pose together.*

All in Unison: The Anti-OG Six!

Masamune: ...How did you know what I was gonna say?

*Vorpal starts to duel with SwordMaster.*

SwordMaster: You...

Vorpal: Have we met before?

Demon of Vorpal's Sword: (in SwordMaster's mind) Come, you know my power. Take me... use my power like this man is too afraid to!

*SwordMaster blinks and shakes it off as he continues to duel with Vorpal.*

*Rhyk heads straight for Yami Yoshi, ready to impale him on the TASTS, but then GORE leaps in and pounds Rhyk down to the ground. Rhyk drops the pen, and he begins boxing with GORE.*

GORE: I've had enough of you, freaky robot kid who reminds me of that Golem dude!

Rhyk: Do you know... that S-Space... IS DETEIORATING?

GORE: I dunno, but your face sure is! (punches Rhyk in the jaw)

*However, at that point Masamune leaps down and swings at GORE. GORE rolls out of the way while Rhyk scrambles around in search of the TASTS.*

GORE: Masamune?

Masamune: Hey, you're a real ape! Gippetto must have granted your wish!

GORE: Wait just one minute.

*GORE runs over to a nearby dumpster. He rushes back over with a laser sword and ignites it.*

GORE: Courtesy of my old friend, The Monkey.

Masamune: Another sword duel? Whatever.

*Chizu tackles Sapphire, initiating some hot catfight. Murasame rushes Culex and initiates a dazzling sword attack, but Culex uses the Elemental Crystals to block the strike.*

Culex: You knave, do you know how high my HP is? I never really use my power much for some reason, but in comparison to Jim I do qite alot!

Murasame: Shut up! I beat Suepr Mario RPG blindfolded while playing strip poker with all eight of your mothers.

Culex: RRAAAUGH!! (has the fire crystal shoot some flames that knock Murasame back)

*Kantii swoops down towards Roy, but Kuria moves in his way and puts an arrow into her bow, aiming it at Kantii. This causes Kantii to stop and flap his wings in place.*

Kantii: I can fly, right?

Kuria: Stay back, or I'll clip your wings.

Kantii: My wacky sense of honor forbids me from hurting you! Please move so I can beat around the nerdy teenager and the greasy knocked-out hobo!

*Scruffy leaps in and clocks Kantii with a flaming fist. Kantii is sent flying over and lands back on the ground.*

Kantii: (rubs burnt cheek( Knave! You have just stricken the great Lord Kantii of the Crows! I shall show you no respect!

Scruffy: Yeah, well you've just been stricken by Captain Monkeyman Scruffy of the Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada! If you won't let the nice lady clip your wings with her arrows, I'll have to burn them off.

*Elsewhere, Rhyk is still searching for the TASTS. He finally finds it, but then a foot steps on it. He looks up to see Yami Yoshi standing there.*

Yami Yoshi: Looking for something there, Rhykie Lake?

Rhyk: Yami! ...Wait, something seems different about you... for one, you look about a decade younger....

Yami Yoshi: Enough! I'm sick of you and all you moronic villains.

Rhyk: This is for the greater good!

Yami Yoshi: Yeah, well it's time I started handing out heaping mouthfuls of justice! Dark Omelet!

*Yami quickly produces a cluster of Dark Eggs and begins mercilessly pummeling Rhyk.*

Rhyk: Arf arf arf! (tumbles over backwards while some pieces of his body begin falling off)

GORE: (dueling with Masamune) Yami! Are you sure these guys are evil? He doesn't seem any different from the Masamune I met.

Yami: Well they're evil! Destroy them all!

Scruffy: (turns while chasing Kantii) Yo robo-dude, are you sure we gotta kill these guys? They don't seem too bad.

Rhyk: It's the only way! Just listen to me!

*Rhyk lunges forward and begins furiously punching at Yami Yoshi. Yami glares, as his eyes turn red and he sprouts fangs.*

Yami: You're first, Rhykardo!

Author: Masamune

Narrator Newbie: And here we are, ladies and gentlemen! On one side, the GREAT OG SIX! On the other side, an unusual group that claim to be from another timeline - THE ANTI-OG SIX. Let's see how our contestants are doing! Here's Round 1: Murasame vs. Culex!

Murasame: Nice crystals.

Culex: Thanks.

Murasame: You get them from your mommy?

Culex: I- YOU BASTARD I DON'T HAVE A MOMMY!

~Murasame swings madly with his sword, splintering the crystal into shards! OMG!~

Culex: Wait, what!? That's not right! You can't do that!

Murasame: Except I beat Jinx three times! You're a pushover! FINAL ATTACK: PREMATURE OG ENDING!

Flashforward:

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~in the midsts of all this chaos, something else was happening. And that was the Omnipotence landing. It's very important to remember that you italicize it, because if you don't then people will think it's just a regular omnipotence~

Murasame: *gets off and looks around* What. The. Hell.

Author 1: This wasn't expected!

Murasame: This makes me angry. *snaps fingers* Krunk! Snipes!

Krunk: BOSS?

Snipes: Yessss?

Murasame: I feel like randomly messing this story up. Call in your relatives.

~in mere moments there are all kinds of kremlings and lizalfos gathered~

GORE: ThIs Is UnExPeCtEd. WhY aM i tAlKiNg lIkE tHiS?

Saru: I don't get a line because Murasame never heard of me. *cries*

Fusion: Me too.

Murasame: Okay giant horde of creatures. PARTY!

Yami: *falls to knees in agony* Noooo! I hate parties! I hate! I hate! I hate!

Introbulus: *cough* And?

Yami: Oh and um. It's Lupus's fault or something. *shrugs*

Authors: Wait! But this is the last post on the page! You can't just end it like-

THE END

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Culex: W-wait! That hasn't happened yet-----! *crystals explode and he falls to the floor helpless* NooooOOOOoooo!!

Narrator Newbie: SPICY! Now here we have GORE and Masa engaged in a fight of- High Card!?

Masamune: Okay, you cut the deck.

GORE: *deep breath... pulls up card* Ha! Queen! Beat that!

Masamune: *pulls up... a 2!*

GORE: Ha! You lose!

Masamune: No, YOU LOSE. A queen is a woman and inherently worthless!

GORE: What!? That's not the rules!!

Masamune: Screw the rules!

GORE: Best two out of three?

Masamune: Oh fine, but only because you remind me of someone... if only I knew who...

Flashback:

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Masamune: *covers Kuria's mouth* -about my plan to give them all raises!? I was going to keep it a secret!

~the crew cheers~

GORE: *wipes tear from eye* You're the best captain ever. Except for the other one in the Cheesecake Armada. But that's only because he put fountain drinks in the employee lounge.

Masamune: ... and I was going to do that!

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Masamune: Oh well, it'll come to me.

Narrator Newbie: ... boring! And shocking maybe! Let's take a break and see how things are going elsewhere...

SteveT: *punches a little kid*

Narrator Newbie: Chilling!

Author: Luigi of the Pipes

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