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Intermission

Half Time Show/Recap by Golem

Author: GORE-ILLA

*The GMOGers continue drifting through the ocean. Scruffy looks ahead with a telescope.*

Scruffy: I see land, dead ahead!

Masamune: Is it Yoshi's Island?

Scruffy: I don't know, I just see some smiling clouds.

Vorpal: That's it all right!

*Suddenly, Mercantilism speeds by, tipping the boat over. As the boats pass, Luigi briefly starts to open his eyes, while Luiigii looks over from the Mercantilism. Their eyes briefly lock in the moment before they pass each other. Luigi then passes out again before hitting the water, but is caught by one of the others.*

Sapphire: Y'know, I think we can swim it from here and make better time.

*The other GMOGers soon swim up to the island's shore.*

Yami Yoshi: Look! Invaders from a universe of evil dudes! Destroy them, my loyal OGers!

*The MOGers all rush at the GMOGers. Roy and Kuria sit the battle out to look after the still-unconscious Luigi.*

Masamune: Look at these so-called OGers! Hey, since we oppose you and only six of us are fighting, I say we call ourselves...

*Masamune, Murasame, Rhyk, Vorpal, Scruffy and Sapphire pose together.*

All in Unison: The Anti-OG Six!

Masamune: ...How did you know what I was gonna say?

*Vorpal starts to duel with SwordMaster.*

SwordMaster: You...

Vorpal: Have we met before?

Demon of Vorpal's Sword: (in SwordMaster's mind) Come, you know my power. Take me... use my power like this man is too afraid to!

*SwordMaster blinks and shakes it off as he continues to duel with Vorpal.*

*Rhyk heads straight for Yami Yoshi, ready to impale him on the TASTS, but then GORE leaps in and pounds Rhyk down to the ground. Rhyk drops the pen, and he begins boxing with GORE.*

GORE: I've had enough of you, freaky robot kid who reminds me of that Golem dude!

Rhyk: Do you know... that S-Space... IS DETEIORATING?

GORE: I dunno, but your face sure is! (punches Rhyk in the jaw)

*However, at that point Masamune leaps down and swings at GORE. GORE rolls out of the way while Rhyk scrambles around in search of the TASTS.*

GORE: Masamune?

Masamune: Hey, you're a real ape! Gippetto must have granted your wish!

GORE: Wait just one minute.

*GORE runs over to a nearby dumpster. He rushes back over with a laser sword and ignites it.*

GORE: Courtesy of my old friend, The Monkey.

Masamune: Another sword duel? Whatever.

*Chizu tackles Sapphire, initiating some hot catfight. Murasame rushes Culex and initiates a dazzling sword attack, but Culex uses the Elemental Crystals to block the strike.*

Culex: You knave, do you know how high my HP is? I never really use my power much for some reason, but in comparison to Jim I do qite alot!

Murasame: Shut up! I beat Suepr Mario RPG blindfolded while playing strip poker with all eight of your mothers.

Culex: RRAAAUGH!! (has the fire crystal shoot some flames that knock Murasame back)

*Kantii swoops down towards Roy, but Kuria moves in his way and puts an arrow into her bow, aiming it at Kantii. This causes Kantii to stop and flap his wings in place.*

Kantii: I can fly, right?

Kuria: Stay back, or I'll clip your wings.

Kantii: My wacky sense of honor forbids me from hurting you! Please move so I can beat around the nerdy teenager and the greasy knocked-out hobo!

*Scruffy leaps in and clocks Kantii with a flaming fist. Kantii is sent flying over and lands back on the ground.*

Kantii: (rubs burnt cheek( Knave! You have just stricken the great Lord Kantii of the Crows! I shall show you no respect!

Scruffy: Yeah, well you've just been stricken by Captain Monkeyman Scruffy of the Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada! If you won't let the nice lady clip your wings with her arrows, I'll have to burn them off.

*Elsewhere, Rhyk is still searching for the TASTS. He finally finds it, but then a foot steps on it. He looks up to see Yami Yoshi standing there.*

Yami Yoshi: Looking for something there, Rhykie Lake?

Rhyk: Yami! ...Wait, something seems different about you... for one, you look about a decade younger....

Yami Yoshi: Enough! I'm sick of you and all you moronic villains.

Rhyk: This is for the greater good!

Yami Yoshi: Yeah, well it's time I started handing out heaping mouthfuls of justice! Dark Omelet!

*Yami quickly produces a cluster of Dark Eggs and begins mercilessly pummeling Rhyk.*

Rhyk: Arf arf arf! (tumbles over backwards while some pieces of his body begin falling off)

GORE: (dueling with Masamune) Yami! Are you sure these guys are evil? He doesn't seem any different from the Masamune I met.

Yami: Well they're evil! Destroy them all!

Scruffy: (turns while chasing Kantii) Yo robo-dude, are you sure we gotta kill these guys? They don't seem too bad.

Rhyk: It's the only way! Just listen to me!

*Rhyk lunges forward and begins furiously punching at Yami Yoshi. Yami glares, as his eyes turn red and he sprouts fangs.*

Yami: You're first, Rhykardo!

Author: Masamune

Narrator Newbie: And here we are, ladies and gentlemen! On one side, the GREAT OG SIX! On the other side, an unusual group that claim to be from another timeline - THE ANTI-OG SIX. Let's see how our contestants are doing! Here's Round 1: Murasame vs. Culex!

Murasame: Nice crystals.

Culex: Thanks.

Murasame: You get them from your mommy?

Culex: I- YOU BASTARD I DON'T HAVE A MOMMY!

~Murasame swings madly with his sword, splintering the crystal into shards! OMG!~

Culex: Wait, what!? That's not right! You can't do that!

Murasame: Except I beat Jinx three times! You're a pushover! FINAL ATTACK: PREMATURE OG ENDING!

Flashforward:

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~in the midsts of all this chaos, something else was happening. And that was the Omnipotence landing. It's very important to remember that you italicize it, because if you don't then people will think it's just a regular omnipotence~

Murasame: *gets off and looks around* What. The. Hell.

Author 1: This wasn't expected!

Murasame: This makes me angry. *snaps fingers* Krunk! Snipes!

Krunk: BOSS?

Snipes: Yessss?

Murasame: I feel like randomly messing this story up. Call in your relatives.

~in mere moments there are all kinds of kremlings and lizalfos gathered~

GORE: ThIs Is UnExPeCtEd. WhY aM i tAlKiNg lIkE tHiS?

Saru: I don't get a line because Murasame never heard of me. *cries*

Fusion: Me too.

Murasame: Okay giant horde of creatures. PARTY!

Yami: *falls to knees in agony* Noooo! I hate parties! I hate! I hate! I hate!

Introbulus: *cough* And?

Yami: Oh and um. It's Lupus's fault or something. *shrugs*

Authors: Wait! But this is the last post on the page! You can't just end it like-

THE END

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Culex: W-wait! That hasn't happened yet-----! *crystals explode and he falls to the floor helpless* NooooOOOOoooo!!

Narrator Newbie: SPICY! Now here we have GORE and Masa engaged in a fight of- High Card!?

Masamune: Okay, you cut the deck.

GORE: *deep breath... pulls up card* Ha! Queen! Beat that!

Masamune: *pulls up... a 2!*

GORE: Ha! You lose!

Masamune: No, YOU LOSE. A queen is a woman and inherently worthless!

GORE: What!? That's not the rules!!

Masamune: Screw the rules!

GORE: Best two out of three?

Masamune: Oh fine, but only because you remind me of someone... if only I knew who...

Flashback:

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Masamune: *covers Kuria's mouth* -about my plan to give them all raises!? I was going to keep it a secret!

~the crew cheers~

GORE: *wipes tear from eye* You're the best captain ever. Except for the other one in the Cheesecake Armada. But that's only because he put fountain drinks in the employee lounge.

Masamune: ... and I was going to do that!

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Masamune: Oh well, it'll come to me.

Narrator Newbie: ... boring! And shocking maybe! Let's take a break and see how things are going elsewhere...

SteveT: *punches a little kid*

Narrator Newbie: Chilling!

Author: Luigi of the Pipes

~The little kid that SteveT punches is in fact the embodiment of Saphnity, who is sitting in the pilot's seat of Mercantilism.~

Saphnity: Ow. What?

SteveT: You're in my boat.

Mercantilism: I am my own boat.

SteveT: Shut up, you.

~Mercantilism starts doing flips in an attempt to shake the SteveTrio off him. Luiigii crawls over to the control board he placed Saphnity within and starts slicing through it with his laser sword. Machinery flies everywhere and--~

SteveT: What are you doing?

Luiigii: Getting the gem.

SteveT: ...How?

~Luiigii looks down at his laser sword, which is unbladed.~

Luiigii: Ha ha. Silly me. I went and broke the crystal and OMG WHY DID I BREAK THE CRYSTAL?!

SteveT: I dunno, but it's worth a demotion I'm sure.

Evil Zombie Phil: Can I have his hat?

SteveT: Absolutely.

Evil Zombie Phil: Dance like the night of inside outs! ~steals Luiigii's hat and accidently drops it into the ocean~

Luiigii: I miss it already... again. ~looks up and waits for Masamune's hat to fall on him, which it doesn't~

~ANYWHO~

~Chizu leaps up a tree to get away from Sapphire and notices that Yami has sprouted fangs and red eyes.~

Chizu: Hades?

~Sapphire flies up to Chizu's level with her parasol and tries to kick her while still in the air. Chizu falls backwards and lands softly on the branch below, then grabs some leaves and throws them like bullets at the other woman. Sapphire's parasol is shredded and she falls, but reaches out and grabs the closest branch. Sapphire swings on the branch and into Chizu, who catches her feet and swings her away. Chizu leaps down and runs to help SwordMaster, but an arrow hits her in the shoulder courtesy of Kuria.~

Roy: Holy... you just shot her in the back!

Kuria: I'm all angsty without Ditto.

~Chizu falls to the ground, her wound bleeding cheese. GORE-ILLA turns away from his super exciting card duel at the smell of it.~

GORE-ILLA: Ch-ch-ch-cheese?

~GORE-ILLA turns and runs toward Chizu, tossing Scruffy, Kantii, Vorpal, and SwordMaster in the process. He grabs the arrow and prepares to yank it out, but SwordMaster jumps up and grabs GORE's wrists.~

SwordMaster: Don't! You can't just rip it out, you'll kill her!

GORE-ILLA: Butbutbutbutbutbutbutbut cheese!

~Scruffy throws a fireball at them both; SwordMaster jumps over it while GORE ignores it and is consequently thrown back when it hits. SwordMaster lands and crouches down to remove the arrow, calling for Kantii. Scruffy prepares another fireball, but Vorpal steps in front of him.~

Vorpal: Wait!

Scruffy: Come ON! Are we or are we NOT trying to kill them?

Vorpal: I hate to be the voice of reason here, but look. ~points at Yami~

Masamune: Whoa. That's our Yami!

Scruffy: Does it make a difference?

Vorpal: Maybe. Rhyk's not giving us complete answers and our Yami is trying to get these people to kill us.

Masamune: Is he really OUR Yami? I mean, isn't he his own Yami? Can any of us really claim him?

Vorpal: Shut up, Masa.

Scruffy: At least call him Dark Yami, so that I can tell them apart.

Vorpal: We've been using Demon Yami Yoshi. Besides, that's redun--

Scruffy: DARK YAMI! I'M-A KILL J00!

~Masa and Munewhile, Demon Yami lunges at Rhyk and grabs him by the arms, then rips them off. He continues tearing Rhyk apart until the robot is in dozens of pieces, then eats the pieces and craps them out in individual eggs. He turns to pick up the TASTS and is hit head-on by flying Scruffy. Demon Yami grabs Scruffy and pins him to his body, then backflips and slams him into the ground. Scruffy ignites himself, but Demon Yami ignores the flames.~

Demon Yami: You OGer wannabes just can't match up!

Episode 49: "The Touching Speech!" by Golem

~Dark Yami Yoshi bites into Scruffy's arm and tosses him aside. DYY then reaches over and picks up the TASTS. He swiftly swipes it towards Scruffy.

CLANG!

The TASTS flies out of his hand after meeting the Vorpal sword. Vorpal then lodges his sword between Yami's fangs and stabs the ground, pinning Yami's head to the ground. Before Yami can dislodge his head, Vorpal ties Yami's tongue around the blade part. Yami tries to get up, but Vorpal pins him to the ground with his foot. Roy body slams Yami, followed by the rest of the Anti-OG Six, in a football-esque dogpile. The OG Six watches in awe at their amazing display of teamwork.~

Vorpal: Listen up, everyone! This timeline is seriously screwed up. America is ravaged by some two-bit villain organization run by a guy with purple hair. Purple!

GORE-ILLA: Wait, I don't--

Vorpal: If I ran America, we'd be at peace! We might get in a small scuffle or two with Canada, there might be some wacky scandals afoot, but things would be a lot better! We need to work together to get back to the Neutral Timeline!

Masamune: Good Timeline.

Vorpal: That's what I said! Furthermore, we can't get back to the Neutral Timeline if we leave several maniacs running around at once! They'll bump into us! Let me name some off the top of my head: SteveT! Donkeyman! Uncle Phil! EVIL Scientist Dude! This is just to name a FEW of the problems we have here in this great nation of America!

SwordMaster: This is Yoshi--

Vorpal: We don't need more enemies! We need more friends! GORE, we're kind of good acquaintances back home! SwordMaster, you seem like a cool guy! Chizu, I'm sorry, but I'm taken by a lovely lady named Misty! Scruffy, you have a cool name!

Scruffy: I'm from your timeli--

Vorpal: Kantii, our valiance and honor should ally us as friends, not enemies! Everyone, we have to work together to win this election! ~Vorpal strikes a pose. Cue "Hail to the Chief."~

GORE-ILLA: I trust him, guys! What about you?

SwordMaster: I dunno . . .

Kantii: Certainly, Kantii thinks--

~Mercantilism hits the beach nose-first, and everyone flies out from the force of the impact. Saphnity is hurled into Vorpal, who--as he is hurled forward with Saphnity--keeps his grip on the sword but manages not to cut himself (the sword slips out of DYY's tongue, as well). They land ten feet away from the dogpile.~

Author: Vorpal

~A couple seconds earlier~

Mercantilism: No! My life source! Now I'll never be a real boy! *turns back into a regular boat as Saphnity leaves the boat*

~back to the dogpile~

SteveT: *getting up from being hurled from Mercantilism* Now I have you all where I want you! I can destroy you all, and then I will free of parties once and for all! *From every open crevice in SteveT's armor, black pudding oozes out as dozens of tentacle-like arms* Siphnitty shall silence the parties! *The black pudding lunges at the dogpile, but is stopped by a wall of fire*

Vorpal: *red eyes glowing visibly behind his shades* I don't think so.

SteveT: What power! Luiigii! What does the scouter say about his power level?

Luiigii: *still sprawled on the ground from being flung from Mercantilism* That's an old internet joke reference, and we probably already did it before!

SteveT: What do you think you're doing? You can't stop me! I kill you all, and the Party-Suck Timeline is gone forever!

Vorpal: By all that is sacred and holy! I will cleanse you with fire! ... in America!

~Vorpal shoots fire from his hands. SteveT starts to laugh, but then realizes that the fire is at such a hot temperature, and his body having such well built metal convectional properties, that it bakes the black pudding inside into a hard black confectionery treat.~

SteveT: Uhm... I can't move... a little help here?

Episode 51: "The Timeline after tomorrow" by Fred

Luiigii: That's it! There's too many people around here that can control fire!

Vorpal: I'll pass a bill of anti-fire legislation, Luiigii! Join me, and you shall become rule some level of government as president and hobo!

Luiigii: I refuse! Go find Ditto or something! I'll make my OWN rules.

SteveT: Stop talking and kill him already!

Luiigii: Yes sir!

Scruffy: Oh, I don't think you want to move. You can still groove, I guess.

(click clack, Scruffy's got a shotgun t'the back of Luiigii head oh snap)

Luiigii: Look like it's up to you, Evil Zombie Phil.

EZP: Doctorines aplenty, full rail on bed! (Throws a giant exLax at SteveT, who suddenly becomes unstuck)

SteveT: Okay, take two-

(SteveT is blasted by Vorpal's flames again, and is stuck yet again)

Roy:... I for the most part really agree with Vorpal's policies! Except for Kaiser Bear IV. He's not really a big fan of Democracy.

Kantii: Why is the reason that you speak with Kantii?

SteveT: I swear my movement once regained is going to be oh so sweet.

(While no one is looking, Kuria takes another shot at Chizu just because)

(This cycle continues for awhile, until-)

Dark Yami: Ugh. Hey, weirdo in the suit. (Bats SM, GORE, Murasame, Masamune and Kantii away with one hand) What's your deal?

SteveT: I'm trying to kill the OGers.

Dark Yami: How about a fourth wheel? My loyal compatriots seem to have turned upon me.

Sapphire: We can hear you, you know.

SteveT: SteveTrio doesn't do four.

Dark Yami: Suit yourself. (makes a reach for the TASTS, but is batted away by a trio of swords)

Murasame: You probably wanted to have stayed down.

(Suddenly, Susan. I mean explosions. All over Yoshi Island.)

Vorpal: We need a better defense plan, and I can make those reforms.

Roy: But for now, hit the dirt!

(More explosions. The Flying monkey lands on the ruins of Yami Yoshi's house)

Donkeyman: Perfect. A mint condition Suit of armour, with what I need inside. Grab it, Mun-grill or whatever your name is.

Mon-kill: Mun-grill CRUSH.

GORE: He's a lot bigger than I remember.

(Luiigii holds his laser sword to Scruffy's neck)

Luiigii: Finally, a spot of luck.

Vorpal: Hey, Misty will be here! Awesome, She'll make an excellent wife to a president.

Sapphire: Hrmph.

Kuria: Hey, Ditto will be here. He's so dreamy and refined.

Sapphire: Everything's screwed up, all right... considering there are no rooms left for you to get, I'm going to what's left of the other side of the island.

Kantii: It seems we have a Mexican standoff.

Murasame: No Mexicans, though.

SwordMaster: Closest we've got it Chizu, and she's Asian.

Masamune: What about Donkeyman? He could be Mexican.

GORE: Que pasa?

Kantii: Kantii and the rest of these plural nouns are attempting to figure if the Donkeyman is Mexican.

GORE: who?

Masamune: He's probably Latvian or something evil.

SteveT: Quick! Phil! Restore my movement!

(Phil is about to as MON-KILL grabs him in his crushing grip)

Donkeyman: Yes, yes! Soon I will be complete!

Dark Yami: Finally, no one is paying attention! The TASTS are mine! The OG six simply need a few adjustments... some tweaking, if you will! Then we'll be the greatest hero team of all!

GORE: Ahem. As acting leader of the OG six, I have no idea of what is going on! SCRAMBLE AND BEAT ANYTHING THAT MOVES!

(GORE Tackles MON-KILL's leg as Scruffy steps on Luiigii's foot. Evil Zombie Phil starts playing an organ grinder that shoots out lightning, whilst Kantii, Chizu, Murasame and Masamune all jump Dark Yami and flail at his arms at he waves them off his back with his tail and tounge. Ditto, Vorpal, Kuria and Misty all jump into the water for safety while Donkeyman duels Swordmaster. Roy slinks away, as well. With Sapphire, however...)

Sapphire: Wow. This is a pretty big piece of eggshell. These guys are animals to just leave it back here. And those guys out there are pretty dumb to leave this ship here. With the windows rolled down. Looks like I have to do everything again.

(Roy also makes a discovery)

Roy: Whoa, that robot guy got beat up Somethin Awful. PERHAPS I SHOULD FEED UPON HIM. I could I suppose bake him into something. No! Shut up guys! Whoa, here's the head.

Rhyk: Young man...

Roy: Yeah, that's me to an R.

Rhyk: I pass on the autobot spark...

Roy: What? Oh, no, don't you go getting into my head too, now-

(two seconds later, Roy is encased in a bitchin' robotic suit neurally connected to his brain with Rhyk's mission as his primary programming)

Roy: Shit.

(In the fight, things do not bode so well for the protagonists (our protagonists, anyways). Swordmaster's adam's apple feels a blade up against it, Dark Yami has four combattants trapped in eggs, and GORE is no match for MON-KILL's upgrades, as ESD had predicted. MON-KILL is so massive that GORE cannot even slow him down or injure his face. Scruffy is parrying Luigi's arms with his boomstick to prevent death by sabre)

Dark Yami: Mine! (slowly bends over to grab the TASTS)

Roy: Nope! Sorry! (He whisks by on rockets and punches DY in the nose while grabbing the pen)

Donkeyman: Miiiinnneee! (Violently grabs towards the plating on SteveT)

Sapphire: Let's see, here. I'm not sure who to shoot first. Oh, I'll just blow up the whole island, I guess.

(an instant later and more explosions, Donkeyman's quarry is lost-Evil Zombie Phil opens a portal in his toothpaste bottle and SteveTrio escape through it, followed by Dark Yami as it closes.)

Sapphire: Yeah, this big red one should do it. Skull and crossbones is usually a signature of quality. I should know, of course. I did have a flying submarine.

(A huge explosion. The island sinks.)

Lupus: ...Flat without any thought at all to side effects or consequences. I am going to win in MOG8.

Koopa: What was that backup plan, again?

Lupus: (Sigh), If for some reason, Koopa, is it not desirable like your mother-

Koopa: I had no mother, sir.

Lupus: If it is not desirable to make the world flat and let that be that then plan B is the hokey pokey.

Koopa: What does that mean, sir? Some sort of codename?

Lupus: I explained this many times already, Koopa. You put your left arm in you take your left arm out you put your left in and you shake it all about and then you use the pearls of mystery along with the infinity drive in the temple and then simply instead of fusing reality and awesome you go to "other" timeline and that's what it's all about.

Koopa: Freaky. I like it.

Lupus: Do you like ski lifts, Koopa?

Koopa: Sir, I fixed it.

Lupus: Well, then what's this (Lupus turns on a video screen to a broken ski lift)?

Koopa: But.. but I fixed it yesterday! It took an entire year nonstop of my life to repair that!

Lupus: Well maybe you should have thought about that before it got broken. Shape up Koopa you're a man now.

Koopa: I'm a turtle, sir!

Lupus: Koopa we can't all be turtles. Some of us have to be men. The sooner you realize this and fix the ski lift the sooner you will have fixed the ski lift.

Koopa: sonuva...

Lupus: What was that, Koopa?

Koopa: Uh nothing sir just reading my instruction manual on ski lift repair!

(Lupus leaves the room, and Koopa turns on his super secret shell-cell)

Koopa: Fool!

Fool: You don't have to insult me.

Koopa: Yes, I do! You must get me those jewels. Of Mystery. The mysterious ones! Unless Lupus leaves here I won't have an opening until I get them.

Fool: Duhh right away Claw.

Koopa: Koopa. It's Koopa.

Fool: Yeah I know just joshing ya

Author: Luigi of the Pipes

~Everyone is now laying on the deck of the Flying Canadiandude, everyone being a general term and not in reference to, like, everyone in existence. Anyway, this everyone consists of: Masamune, Murasame, Vorpal, Kuria, Sapphire, Scruffy, Donkeyman, Ditto, MON-KILL, Misty, Loogi, AaronGuy, Mariorocks98, GORE-ILLA, SwordMaster, Chizu, Kantii, Culex, AaronGuy, and Luigi. Roy is NOTABLY ABSENT however there is a toaster in the corner that is holding TASTS in its hand but that's crazy because toasters don't have hands like this one does.~

Donkeyman: What... the hell...

Loogi: Cap'n! If this weren't a flying boat, I'd say we're sinking from overcrowding!

Donkeyman: You're right. ~throws Mariorocks98 overboard, who is replaced by Mariorocks99~ We're good now. Alas, Mariorocks98, you were right. It would have been FAR easier to just steal my Bad Timeline counterpart's heart. Too bad you're dead now HA!

~Luigi wakes out and points out a Yoshi's egg floating in the water, then passes out again. The crew fishes it out and breaks it open.~

Yami: What... the shatmuck...

GORE-ILLA: Yami! It's really you!

Yami: What did you do to my island?! MY CHEESECAKE WAS STILL THERE!

SwordMaster: It really is really you!

GORE-ILLA: That other Yami was something nasty. We need to kill him before he gives you a bad name.

Masamune: Hey hey wait hey wait hey hey wait wait. What about our timeline? If you kill Yami, then we may or may not still have one when our timeline gets put back together. And that would SEVERLY kill the Holiday Specials and Galaxy Goers.

Yami: Masamune? Doesn't he work for Lupus or something? What other Yami?

Murasame: Gawd try to keep up lamer.

GORE-ILLA: Already my brain conducts a brilliant plan. Kantii! Take Chizu to a hospital! Culex! Take (petrified) AaronGuy to Team Rocket Omega or something I don't care!

Kantii: Sure.

Culex: I'm a broken man/interdimensional being...

~Kantii, Chizu, Culex, and AaronGuy left the party! Hope you remembered to unequip them, HAR HAR HAR!~

GORE-ILLA: Now we shall replace four people... with three! We must unite the original OG Six! Perhaps when the Dark Yami sees us working together again, he'll realize what a loser he is and submit!

SwordMaster: Um. BSD's dead. Besides, Kantii and Chizu are better characters.

GORE-ILLA: Don't interrupt. I probably got PL-0TT back at this point in time because it's convenient. Let's go make a miracle.

~GORE-ILLA, Yami, and SwordMaster run belowdecks. Donkeyman gets a message on his beeper and runs to some convenient communicator, while the Anti-OG Six nondiscreetly watches.~

EVIL Scientist Dude: ~pops up~ Hello new master. I've liberated all my personnel files about Lupus the so-called Turkish. He has two grand plans for WORLD DOMINATION I always wanted to dominate the world ~sigh~. Tell MON-KILL I said hi.

MON-KILL: I almost killed GORE-ILLA, but stuff exploded.

ESD: That's life. So anyway, Plan A is to get the Pearls of Mystery from Africa and use them to power his iPL-0TT, I mean Infinity Drive. Plan B is the same.

Donkeyman: Exactly?

ESD: No you fool. Plan A is to merge Q, R, and S-Space to make the world flat, duh. Plan B is to create a timeline where the world is flat and that is that.

Donkeyman: Create... timelines? ~glances back and sees dust clouds shaped like Anti-OG Six members~ But enough of that. Create me a magnet big enough to capture that wascally SteveT, STAT. Download it to MIN-SPILL if you must.

~Meanwhile, Masamune, Murasame, Vorpal, Kuria, Sapphire, and Scruffy have stolen a flying rowboat, next stop Africa.~

Author: Masamune

~Later in Africa~

Murasame: Good, we made it. Let's find these so-called Pearls of Mystery.

Vorpal: Where we gonna find them?

???: Nowhere. ~steps out from the shadows~

Scruffy: By the code! It's Masamune! *sees Masamune* I mean Murasame! *sees Murasame* Well drat, I'm befuddled.

???: Oh, but you're right on both counts. It's Masamura.

Masamune/Murasame: *both recoil in disgust* Eww! What!? WHAT!? Screw you too!

Kuria: Wait. Why are you here? What the heck?

Masamura: Lupus stole Masamune's soul, but left his sword lying around. So naturally I, Murasame, took it. Listen, it's all in the manual...

Murasame: That is so lame.

Vorpal: What do you want?

Masamura: The World, Mr. Hamilton. The World.

Sapphire: But you're not even in the MPVP! I looked at the Wiki entry!

Masamura: Yes. And that's because I spent all this time... looking for YOU! *points at Kuria* I have no idea how it is that two copies of me appeared... - I don't really care. I want the girl.

Vorpal: Hmm... just what are you willing to give us-

Kuria: HEY!

Sapphire: You can't barter her away!

Vorpal: Listen. Sapph. I've got Misty now and Kuria's outgrown her usefulness. What will you give us?

Sapphire: Guys! Stop him!

Masamune: Pirate.

Murasame: Pirate.

Scruffy: Pirate- hey, you guys are pirates too?

Masamura: It just so happens I have a Pearl of Mystery handy that I just couldn't help overhearing earlier. The girl for the pearl.

Kuria: No d-

Vorpal: Deal! *clubs Kuria* Check it out guys, we're one step closer to restoring our timeline!

Masamune: Score!

Masamura: Pleasure doing business with you. Krunk! Snipes! Take Miss Eiren to her new quarters. ~Krunk and Snipes do so~

Murasame: Huh. You know with all my training of Luiigii, I forgot I even had those guys in our timeline.

~Meanwhile, back on the Flying Arabdude~

GORE-ILLA: Okay Yami! Swordmaster! Check this out. When Demon Yoshi ran, he dropped these eggs here... check it out. *activates PL-0TT*

Fusesteady: *appears out of an egg* Hruh? FUSE SMASH!

Bebop Skull Dragoshi: *appears out of an egg* IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Untribulous: *appears out of an egg* Hook me up, brah!

Yami: Uh, they look a bit stupid. But I guess they'll do.

Swordmaster: But there's two more eggs-

GORE-ILLA: Let's not be hasty here. We have an OG Six. Now let's go get that demon jackass! No offense, Yami.

Yami: None taken.

~Elsewhiles, Kuria sits in a room on the Omnipotence. Krunk and Snipes enter.~

Snipes: Cap'n sssaysss you'll be dining with him tonight. And you'll be wearing thisss. ~holds up a clotheshanger~

Kuria: But... there's nothing on that.

Snipes: Exactly.

Kuria: Tell him that I am respectfully disinclined to acquiesce to his request.

Krunk: CAP'N SAID YOU SAY THAT! YOU DINE WITH CREW NAKED!

Kuria: But... I'll be naked either way.

Krunk: YEAH.

Kuria: I think I'll just order Chinese.

Krunk/Snipes: ~glare~ Fine.

Author: Luigi of the Pipes

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