Fred

Full Name: Sir Fredrick Von Bisquick IIVII
Birthdate: (Fred is stuck at the age of Thirty-four, with a mentality of a child. He could have theoretically been born anytime 34 years before VGF Member OG, probably exactly.)
Species: Wafflonian
Nationality: Wafflonian, now Canadian
Creator: Fred

Background

This is a story, all about Fred. Like Superman, he was sent off his planet as it exploded, which was destroyed and lightly basted by King Bob the Random. Fred landed on Earth, and after a horrible wood-softener related accident, Fred's growth was stunted, along with his intelligence and aging. He obtained his hammer at a 2-1 "somewhat-previously-used-for-evil" yard sale, where he met parts of TWIFATIT, as well as the Toe Clan and Lithium Debater, joining their ranks by signing up on e-mail, but never really attending any meetings.

Timeline History

Good Timeline

Sold himself out to Golem in Gamehiker Member OG and attempted to do something but failed miserably. Basically did nothing except win a three-legged race. Oh yeah, he betrayed the Party Goers with Lupus and got crushed. Later escaped to space and formed a cult-like-clan and died in a horrible accident, leaving a small legacy behind.

Bad Timeline

Fred joined with the OGers out of the blue to stop the Sephnits, also enjoyed the dip. Was forgotten and literally did nothing in VGF Member OG 3 except getting stepped on, Fred betrayed the group as well in this timeline and joined Lupus's ranks, becoming a regular rag doll, getting beaten up time and time again. After a short disappearance, he kills King Bob, and then continues to hound the OGers with the aid of Lithium Debater and the Toe Clan. Klan. The OGers: The Third Generation information non-existant or unknown at this time.

Neutral Timeline

Due to Cat NOT screwing around with the TASTS, and no calamity occuring, Fred's life was pretty peaceful, though he became very frightened of politicians. He studied online sites, including Gamehikers, and died in a full-out attempt to figure out the timeline splits and plot holes between Party Goers and the Member OG series.