Mini-Myself
Full Name: Minish Myselfish
Birthdate: 1990
Species: Human
Nationality: United States of America
Creator: Darren
First Appearance: The OnGoing Adventures of the GCPA
Background
He's actually a prince running from responsibility and an arranged marriage. Mini-Myself originally used his unexplained shrinking abilities in a career as a thief. When he was found napping under a loose floorboard in the Golden Cheesecake, he was drafted into the GCPA. Mini-Myself's abilities came in handy on many occasions. He also played a large role in The GCPA Movie: Gorilla of Fate, where he was trapped in a tiny state by Mr. Fatigue until the other pirates entered his cells and used glycolosis to rejuvenate him.
The pirates later sold Mini-Myself's soul to Chevy Chase, but they were able to recover Mini-Myself. This created some awkwardness after the other pirates were bought back in the GCPA Finale. So far he hasn't gotten much character development to his disappointment. That and being shunned by some of the other pirates caused him to hitch a ride back to his home from Count Gonad's ball and leave the crew. Then they rejoined the pirate crew, with Mini-Myself thinking of selling the kingdom to Donkeymen and being sore that he had no real subplot.
Abilities
Mini-Myself has the standard shrinking package: he can shrink down to any size and from there grow back to his normal size, or a size in between. Sometimes he has been inconsistently being shown as able to grow, as well as being able to shrink or grow other people and objects.
Other versions
Mega-Myself, Mini-Myself's Bizarro counterpart and a member of the Goldendom Cheesecake. His ability is to grow to giant size.
Trivia
In Other Media
Mini-Myself appeared in The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Movie: Gorilla of Fate (as mentioned above) and in the "Mechanical Ape" music video made for TV Production, and was planned to appear in The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Movie II: Secret of The Guz (which would have contained some kind of explanation for his escape from Clyde). In both videos he was played by his creator, Darren Ithier.