Template:Pre-Split
Ancient History
- Dawn of Time - Slort and Splog are created. Nintenfreak Sr. and Antithesis are born.
- 1,000,000 BC - Earliest known attempt at partying.
- 98,000 BC - The MPVP is formed. Dragoshi is born during this time period.
- 48,000 BC - Dark Jim is created by the MPVP.
- 3000 BC - Pharoah Yami Yoshi is born.
- 1300 BC
- Pyramid Goers
Early History
- 666 - Donkeyman is born.
- 1484 - Argrot and Egnar McFeller are born.
- 1509 - Argrot and Egnar are cursed, becoming Masamune and Murasame.
- 1530 - SteveT is crafted. Straw Man already existed.
- Festivity Attenders (and sequels)
- 1700s
- 1848
Modern Era
- 1940 - Farmer Jon is born.
- 1949 - EVIL Scientist Dude is born.
- 1950 - Robert Stack is born.
- 1960 - Arab Dude is born.
- 1978 - Splog Goomboy, Ramsey are born.
- 1979 - Fred are born. (Or at least latest year he could be)
- 1980 - Bomberman, Meowth, Big Al, and Censor Man are born. Slort becomes Slort Goomboy.
- 1981 - Ditto McCloaker, Kantii and Helga are born.
- 1982 - Luiigii of the Pipes and Rebe are born.
- 1983 - Flutter, Luigi64 are born.
- 1984 - Sapphire is born.
- 1985 - Vorpal, GM, and Elzie are born.
- 1986 - AaronGuy is born.
- 1987 - SwordMaster is born.
- 1988 - Golem is born.
- 1989 - Yami Yoshi and Typo are born.
- 1991 - Dodo and Kester are born.
- 1997
- 1998 - Lynel Liger is born.
- 1999 - Kanenobu, Marin, Tiffa, and Chizu are born.
Party Goers Years
- 2000 - Party Goers are first formed. Mario Jr. is born.
(Timeline splits, branching off to the Good Timeline, Neutral Timeline and Bad Timeline)