The OnGoing Adventures of the GCPA Chapter 6

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Chapter 6: Saget Unleashed

Author: No Name

No Name: So what have I missed?

Que Pasa: Nothing, just your mom! WOOOO sweet!

No Name: I see you're still up to your old antics, huh? I've sensed a disturbance in the Force.

Scruffy: Yes, it was... That Krazy Dude!

No Name: NO!!! He's not That Krazy Dude anymore, he is dead to us! Only Darth Moose remains!

Scruffy: I know you're angry, but you gotta control your anger or you'll fall to the same fate as Darth Moose!

No Name: Damn it! You're right, Cap!

Scruffy: Of course I'm right, that's why I'm the cap..duh!

No Name: I'm gonna go confront Darth Moose! Hopefully I can convert him back to being a pirate. € â€*The Golden Cheesecake finally lands on moon.*

*Darth Moose is inside some factory near a large lava bed looking down at the Golden Cheesecake.*

Scruffy: You smell that?

Que Pasa: Wasn't me.

Scruffy: No, it's Darth Moose!

No name: How do you know?

Scruffy: Pine sol!

Que Pasa: There's still good in him!!!!!!!

*A giant army of jumping brains leap their way towards the GCPA.*

No name: How much more random can this get?

*A giant hippo in a ballerina dress while balancing on a tack emerges from the army of leaping brains*

No Name: Spoke to soon...

Scruffy: Let's get these brains.

No Name: Let's get brains... Hahahahaha!!!

Que Pasa: I don't get it!

Scruffy: Teen Titans GO!! Azeria mentrio sinthos!!!!

*Scruffy destroys the lawsuit coming towards him and a good chunk of the brain army.*

*The leaping Brains then use their special abilities: Mind Control*

No Name: That only works on the weak-minded!

*The brain army then grab soap and shampoo*

*No Name and the rest of the pirate crew is brain washed..hehehe, except Salama*

Salama: Lucky me I don't have a mind of my own! My stomach does.

*Salama eats the remainder of the brain army.*

Que Pasa: Oh I get it now!

No Name: Only one things remains...

*From a distance, No Name sees Darth Moose on the landing platform and stares at Darth Moose in a dramatic way.*

No Name: We have to land the Golden Cheesecake on that landing platform. It's essential for the story to continue and it's the only way I can have my climatic battle with Darth Moose, plus I'm too lazy to walk up all those flight of stairs.

Mr. T: NO you lil punk, take the damn stairs!!

No Name: But Mr.T, do I have to?

Mr. T: I pity the fool who don't take the stairs!

*No Name runs up the millions of flights of stairs all winded and tired*

Mr. T: You know there was an elevator right?

No Name: Yea whatever.

*Nemo trips over cordless phone and plummets into lava*

Scruffy: That Krazy Dude!!! Remember where you came from!!! That's right! *points to his teste sack* You were just a little fish in my two bedroom apratment... but you were the fastest of those little fishes and then you got shot out my cannon!

Darth Moose: Fishes flee while the pink poodle solved Lorenz equation while using wood as a propeller for its silver spoon.

No Name: You've become stronger...

Darth Moose: The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but a learner and now I am the master

Que Pasa: Only a master of evil, Darth!!!

Scruffy: We should've left you on Tatooine.. Or Taco Bell... you know what I'm saying!

Darth Moose: I see through the lies of the GCPA! You have turned against me! You failed me, Master!

No Name: You have done that yourself. You have allowed this Dark Lord to twist your mind until now... until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Darth Moose: NO I am stronger then Darth Tang! Now I can destroy him! Join me, and leave the GCPA. Together we will rule the UNIVERSE!!

No Name: NO Darth Moose, My loyalty belongs to the GCPA.

Darth Moose: Ignorance is bliss, you shall now be destroyed!

*Darth Moose and No Name pull out lightsabers*

No Name: I feel the good inside of you because that last sentence made sense!

*No Name and Darth moose engage in a vicious awesome Dragonball Z style fight; No Name swings at Darth Moose, but Darth Moose bends backward like in the Matrix and does a backflip, kicking No Name in the chin. No name then kicks Darth Moose in the back while Darth Moose in still in air from slow dramatic back flip. No Name jumps on Darth Moose's chest and jumps off over him while doing a 360 and drinking a bacardi and lands behind him to strike his back, but Darth Moose blocks his strike.*

Darth Moose: Fool you are out of your Ivy League, you are no match for me! Don't make me kill you. You have yet to know the true power of the dark side!

*Darth Moose angrily swings at No Name in a very cool fashiony way. Darth Moose and No Name battle their way into the building. They continue striking at each other anticipating each others moves.*

No Name: Wanna take a time out?

Darth Moose: Yeah, wearing these robes may look cool but they're a pain in the ass.

Que Pasa: Yo like Your MOM!!!!

No Name: ... That was weird!

*No Name throws Darth Moose a Gatorade and they both begin to drink it. After they are done they continue to battle again. They continue to slash and strike in a cool martial art way until hey are outside on a small bride ready to collapse from the lava bed below. The Bridge then collapses and they are now stranded on a small platform left to do battle*

Who will be the victor of this battle…? Who will prevail?!?! Find out on the next episode of GCPA!

Author: That Krazy Dude

Darth Moose and No Name stand on a bridge moving around, yet keeping a distance from each other.

Darth Moose: It appears that you have grown much stronger, No Name.

No Name: Yes, I have trained very hard while I was in that prison.

Darth Moose: I see. But I hope you realize that I must fight you even if we were partners at one time.

No Name: Krazy Dude, I am asking you once more. Come back to the GCPA. We miss you (and Salama's cage needs cleaning)

Darth Moose: I am no longer Krazy Dude. I am not your janitor anymore.

No Name: Fine then. I can honestly say I have tried to persuade you.

Darth Moose: Your words fall on deaf toes.

No Name: You know what I must do then.

Darth Moose: Yes, I do.

*The Judo Master Clyde comes out of nowhere*

Clyde: Hajime!!!

*No Name and Darth Moose go into their judo stances and they continue to fight, judo style. No Name tried to take down Darth Moose with a lightning-quick ippon seoinagi, but Darth Moose managed to move out of the way. Darth Moose grabs No Name and goes for a hurai goushi. No Name manages to quickly evade the throw. The two continued to go at it until finally, Darth Tang arrived.*

Darth Tang: This battle is over.

*Darth Moose and No Name notice Darth Tang standing there. Darth Tang teleports Darth Moose back to his castle.*

Clyde: Hey! You have no right to interfere with this match!

Darth Tang: And what will you do about it you pathetic, weak...

*Clyde uproots a tree.*

Clyde: You pathetic, weak what?

Darth Tang: Uh.... *Darth Tang summons an angry Russian, Checkoslovakian, Mr. I-Wanna-Be, Asshole*

Russian, Checkoslovakian, Mr. I-Wanna-Be, Asshole: What is wrong with you? You are just changing the match-ups because your team is losing! This is bull shit!!!

*While Clyde argues with the Russian, Checkoslovakian, Mr. I-Wanna-Be, Asshole judo coach, Darth Tang escapes back to his castle.*

*The GCPA catches up with No Name.*

No Name: Hey guys!

Scruffy: Where's Darth Moose?

No Name: He escaped.

Scruffy: We'd better go find the last crystal skull then.

Pink Ninja: You mean this?

*The crew turns around to see the Pink Ninja standing right behind them, holding the last crystal skull in his hand.*

Scruffy: What are you doing here?

Pink Ninja: You forgot to continue the part of the story where we were about to have a huge battle and then the plot suddenly changed.

No Name: Oh, my bad. That was the person I was based on.

Pink Ninja: Oh. Okay, let's battle!!

Author: Scruffy

I HAVE REEDITED THIS POST CAUSE I PUT IN RICK JAMES, AND REALIZED LATER ON HE HAD DIED. I DIDN KNOW THIS, SO TO ALL I OFFENDED, I'M SORRY, I NEVER MEANT TO, NOW TO SHOW MY RESPECT, I WOULD LIKE FOR WHOEVER READS THIS TO HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE TO A GREAT SINGER AND A FUNNY MAN

(...........................................MOMENT OF SILENCE...........................................)

THANK YOU, I HAVE A MADE A FEW REMODIFICATIONS AS WELL, SO ENJOY AND AGAIN, I'M SORRY FOR ANYBODY I OFFENDED

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(The last crystal skull teleports out of the Pink Ninja's hand.)

Scruffy: So this is what it has come down to.

Pink Ninja: Yes it has, my old friends, even though we are not really that old.

Scruffy: True, but it don't matter.

Que Pasa: You know him, Cap'n???

woScruffy: Yes, it was when we were very little. As a kid I used to get beaten up everyday by a gang of bullies, so my parents decided to put me in martial arts classes under the sewers trainin along side Master Turtle Nuts. I joined the Elite Squad of The Secret Clan of the Old Kingdom. This is where i got my fire powers, after I accidentaly drank an enchanted fire power scroll in an orange drink, hehe. There, I was trained day and night to master da art of fighting. I did eventually, but along the way i made a great friend, Pink Ninja. We mastered doubles matches and were always competing for first. When we graduated, he disappeared and I never did hear of him again, until recently I heard he had become a bounty hunter for the dark side.

Pink Ninja: And that is true!

No Name: Wow Cap, that's deep!

(The rest of the crew fell asleep, except for Que Pasa, who was just staring blankly into space, making his condition unclear)

Scruffy: Wanna do the honors, No Name?

No Name: This will be fun.

(No Name uses Force Lightening on everybody, instantly waking everybody up, but killing Nemo)

Scruffy: Hey, it didn't work on Que Pasa!

No Name: That's strange, I thought.........(All of a sudden, Que Pasa jumps at No Name while making Wookie noises)........ah what the hell!!!

Scruffy: Yes, while those two are doing .......Que Pasa, don't lick him!!!!!!!!!......Anyways, where were we???

Pink Ninja: About to engage in a combat that maybe of equal or greater than that of mortal combats!!!!!

(The crew prepares to join battle.)

Scruffy: No guys, I appreciate your wanting to help, but this is my battle, besides, you guys are always fighting for the crew and your loyalty for me, but this time, it's my battle....

Lupine: Actually we just fight for the money and to live on the ship!

Scruffy: Wally!!!!!

(Wally jumps unto Lupine's face and they begin their struggle.)

Scruffy: ..........anyways, I thank you guys, but it's my turn to fight, besides, I haven't battled in a while and I wouldn't want to become rusty.

Que Pasa: As you wish, Cap'n!

Scruffy: No Name and Que Pasa, go after Darth Moose, only you two can bring him back.

Que Pasa and No Name: Aye aye Cap'n!!!

Scruffy: Stampede and Jebus, find and gather the missing skulls, so we can bring peace to Zanzinat. The rest of you guys, go and get me Darth Tang!!!!!!!

Jebus: Why are we doing this again???

Scruffy: Because the government is paying us $5, 000, 000 if we manage to bring them the skulls.

Jebus: Ah yes, yes.

Scruffy: Now go do your jobs!!!

Crew: Yes Cap'n!

(eLFa, Lupine, Wally riding Salama, Patten McGroin, Mini-Myself, Nemo, Skanky Siren, and Mr. T go after Darth Tang, as they moved on they only run into one gigantic obstacle??.)

Mr. Noble: Hello Marko!!!!!!!

Whoopi: Sisters, get them!!!!!

Henry Wrinkler (also known as The Fonz): Hey MR. T!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill Cosby: Hey kids, who wants pudding!!!!!!!

Cosby-Con: Welcome guys what how about some CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!

Gary Coleman: Hey everybody, call me short and I'll stick your leg up your own ass!!!!!!!!

Richard Simmons: My, you all look weak, let's pump those abs!!!!!!!!!!

(Darth Tang appears on a huge pillar in the room.)

Darth Tang: Everybody, say hello to ur old friends and some new ones, muwahahahahaha!!!!!

Mr. T: I pity da fool on that column!!!!

Darth Tang: Mr. T, I have a special guest just for you, say hello to The Backstreet Boys!!!!!!!!!!

AJ: (to Mr. T) Damn, you're the blackest mothafucker I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. T: What you say, fool????

Brain: Oh don't mind him, He hasn't been right since they sent him into testing at the labs, say your finely toned muscular body is ohhh.... SEXY!!!!!! (licks finger, puts it on nipple, and makes sizzling noises) ME - OW! (swings hand)

Mr. T: (scared) What you talkin about fool, I pity the man who hits on the T!!!!!!!

Darth Tang: (scared) Have fun and don't play to rough now boys, you hear?

eLFa, Skanky Siren, Richard Simmons, and Backstreet Boys: We're not boys!!!!!!!!!

Darth Tang: (terrified) Yeah, just um, whatever (jumps away through roof)

(In the meanwhile, Jebus and Stampede make their way through a life-like jungle created in one of the gigantic rooms.)

Stampede: What the fuck man, we've been goin through this jungle for hours now!?!?!?!

Jebus: I know, I'm hungry and thirsty!

Stampede: Are you sure we're in the right place???

Jebus: My godly powers say yes!

Stampede: Damn it! (takes out a SMG and fires ballistically)

(In doin so, he takes out a tree, and there inside the trunk are the crystal skulls.)

Jebus: Excellent, now all we need to do is get them, and we're stinking rich, wanna steal Lupine's share???

Stampede: Ehhh, sure why not?

(As soon as they say that, 5 gigantic beasts: A giant spider, a giant bird, a giant crab thing, a giant dark cyclops, and a fish appear.)

Jebus: You know, why can't we afford a better narrator????

Narrator: (rolls into a ball and cries)

(As those guys guys, FUCKIN FUCKER GUNS AND GLUTOUS FIGHT THEIR IMPENDING DOOM, our other heroes try to convert Darth Moose to the clean ways again)

No Name: You were the chosen one!!!!!!!!!

Que Pasa: You were supposed to bring order to the dwindling human race, not make them your slaves!!!!

No Name: There's still good in you, I can smell the fresh scent of pinsol!!!!!!!!!

Que Pasa: Come back to bed Moose!!!!!!!!!

No Name: wtf?????

Que Pasa: I mean, come back to the clean side!!!!!!!!!

No Name: Wait, if we're pirates, aren't we on the dark side too?

Que Pasa: Come back to the less evil dark side!!!!!!!!

No Name: Yeah, Salama misses you!!!!!

Darth Moose: Never, you guys held me bak, but now, I have learned to embrace my true powers!!!!!!! (looks in Romeo and Juliet script) Now draw if you be men!!!!! (draws lightsaber)

No Name: You give us no choice! (draws lightsaber) I'm sorry, old friend!

Que Pasa: I'm goin to miss you, janitor! (dual wields a pen and a pencil) Now who will clean the toilets???

(bak to Scruffy and Pink Ninja)

Scruffy: Get ready, I'm not the little boy you used to fight with anymore!!!!!

Pink Ninja: Neither am I, now before we commence, I have a surprise for you.

Scruffy: ????

Pink Ninja: I want you to meet my new pet: come SNIFFINDOPE!!!!!!!!!

(A huge, enormous marijuana plant comes trotting through the ground.)

Scruffy: Whoa, now I know why I have felt a little woozie, but you seem...

Pink Ninja: ...perfectly fine? That's because I have trained in this atmosphere, now, show me your newfound strength, your true abilities, the power of the one they call Captain Monkeyman Scruffy!!!!!!!!!

Scruffy: (wobbling around in a dazed condition) What's a Scruffy???

....credits and cheesy theme music plays

Author: That Krazy Dude

As Scruffy was getting high off of Sniffindope, Darth Moose battled furiously with No Name and Que Pasa. Que Pasa thrusts furiously at Darth Moose with his writing utensils while No Name tries several of his Force attacks on him.

No Name: Face it Darth Moose, you are no match whatsoever against the combined powers of Que Pasa and I.

Darth Moose: Maybe alone I'm not, but you are not the only one with a Swedish Meatball!

*Michael Jackson and his army of little boys come out from some random sewer hole.*

No Name: Wow, that's a random place to put a sewer hole.

Michael Jackson: Hey guys, you wanna be my friends?

Que Pasa: Ahhhh! No!!!

Michael Jackson: Then prepare to be annihilated HEE HEE!!!

No Name: Que Pasa, you take on Michael Jackson. I have a score to settle with Darth Moose.

*Que Pasa stabs several of Jackson's little warriors and blasts even more away with cannonballs from his nose.*

Michael Jackson: Well, it appears that my little friends were no match for you but let us see how I fare THE BEAT DON'T STOP!!!

*Jackson dances like a mad man while Que Pasa stabs furiously at him. Michael Jackson dances his way around Que Pasa as well as several law suits. Que Pasa manages to catch Michael Jackson's nose. His nose falls off and lands at Michael's feet.*

Que Pasa: Haha! It appears that you are now nasally challenged!

Michael Jackson: Or am I?

*Jackson's plastic surgeon appears out of nowhere and builds Michael a new nose in two seconds flat.*

Que Pasa: What the hell? But what about your other nose?

*Que Pasa glances towards the nose to see it moving around on the floor. The nose starts to take the shape of...*

Que Pasa: *gasp* Tito Jackson!!!

To be continued....

Author: GORE-ILLA

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