A series of short OGs that feature the adventures of the OGers (Author Characters) reinterpreted as teachers and students at Gamehiker High University. This OG is non in any timeline or related to any OGs, beyond simple references and in-jokes. This is because the ages of the characters are vastly different than in comparison to their real-life authors or even their in-canon characters. The makeup of the school's faculty is based off of the staff makeup at Gamehiker.com.

Series[edit]

Cast[edit]

GHU[edit]

Faculty[edit]

Headmaster Mune - Founder of the school. Considers the Party Goers to be constantly thwarting his schemes. Is known to hate women, despite being romantically involved with Rebe. Teaches Mariology on the side.
Professor Luiigii - A graduate from VGF High University. Tends to be depressed and has a drinking problem. Teaches Pikminology.
Professor GORE - A graduate from VGF High University. Loud and threatening and prone to make irrelevant comments. Teaches Kongology.
Professor Vorpal - Does everything that the above don't do, which includes running the school cafeteria and driving the school bus/ice cream truck. Romantically involved with his student, Kuria in a secret and forbidden love affair until Sapphire reveals this and gets him fired.
Professor WanderingShadow - A substitute teacher who also teachers Zeldaology.

Student Body[edit]

College Students[edit]

Moondo - Golem's older brother. Likes to harass Headmaster Mune.
Rival - Moondo's... rival.

Seniors[edit]

AaronGuy - The only person at GHU who has a car.
Big Al - A member of the Log-Throwing Team and a jock/bully working under SteveT.
SteveT - Captain of the Log-Throwing Team and the school's jock/bully. Romantically involved with Sapphire at least in the beginning of the series. Al and Flutter work as his henchmen.

Juniors[edit]

Flutter - A member of the Log-Throwing Team and a jock/bully working under SteveT. Later a boyfriend of Sapphire.
Fred - The rich kid at GHU. Looks down on all the other students to the point that he doesn't feel obligated to make sense.
Sapphire - One of the few females at GHU. Captain of the Cheerleader squad. Romantically involved with SteveT and later Golem. Wants to expose Kuria and Vorpal's secret.
Kinoko - A transfer student who appears to be some kinda tough girl.

Sophomores[edit]

Elzie - One of the few females at GHU. A cheerleader. Seems to be interested in Golem.
Gamechamp - A foreign exchange student. Naive about American life. Secretly an Ushutrian spy, he later vaporizes Kester.
Golem - A relatively bland kid who somehow manages to lead the Party Goers. Mainly just trying to get through school while trying to get a girlfriend and hanging out with his friends.
GM - A student at GHU who oftens hangs out with Tyler, and the two act as the school's spies (but are often chased by the Hooded Figure).
MJ - When someone mentions gay, he apparently slides into view. On the cheerleading squad. His sister goes to St. Ditto's.
Tyler - A student at GHU who often hangs out with GM, and the two act as the school's spies (but are often chased by the Hooded Figure). Enjoys picking on freshmen.
Yami - Previously a know-nothing kid on the verge of dropping out. An intervention caused him to start studying again and become a closet prep kid. He since has flip-flopped between his two personas.

Freshmen[edit]

Oddball Mario - Who is this kid!?
Vivid - A girl who disguised herself as a guy so she could come to GHU. She was the only person who witnessed Kester's vaporization and afterwards disguised herself as Kester in order to continue fooling everyone. She is now finally just herself after the number of girls limit is raised.
Rocky - The self-proclaimed ringleader of "GHU: The New Class". Overconfident freshman scrapper who is eager to get to the the top of the popularity scale in usual friend-trodding fashion.
Retro - Rocky's more down-to-earth friend. The tallest of Rocky's clique.
Jed - He's a human this time! Seems to be the more sensitive of Rocky's clique.
Director - A creepy kid who likes to film everything, and part of Rocky's clique.
WarioFan - An excitable Nintendo fan who has been put in charge of the school's radio progam.

Other[edit]

Lupus - A dropout, but no one knows his actual grade. Constantly trying to get Yami to drop out too.
Toby - Not actually a student since he never enrolled. Hangs around the school because of Golem, trying to persuade him to be 'cool' and generally giving him (bad) advice.
Mole Guy - He lives in the toilet and acts as the black market, giving contraband, gossip or other miscellenea in exchange for any variety of prices.
That Krazy Dude/Jorge?! - Janitor(s). Actually Jorge appears as a random character in GHU2 although one janitor mentioned in GHU speaks Spanish I think so he could probably be both.
Narrator - Narrates for the Big Game.
Loudspeaker Nerd - A temporary narrator used in one SteveT post.
Dodo - One of the few non-ACs, he appears as Headmaster Mune's secretary.

Other Outside Characters[edit]

Recurring[edit]

Superintendent Donkeyman - Headmaster Mune's hellspawn of a boss. His entrance into GHU3 was probably the most memorable thing from the story.
Dean Ditto - The head of St. Ditto's Preparatory Academy of Rivalry and Darkness, and Headmaster Mune's eternal rival.
Hooded Figure - A student of St. Ditto's who relentlessly stalks GM and Tyler, but possibly just because he enjoys their company. Is at one point revealed to be Marin, which is retconned out in later posts due to being a stupid plot point. Probably the only notable non-Author Character/character from another OG in the series.
Rebe - The only female not to repulse Headmaster Mune. His ongoing affections for her, and the resulting love triangle with the two of them and Luiigii, is a recurring thing in the series. She also takes over Vorpal's job in Politi-Cal!

GHU 1[edit]

Robot King - Is mentioned as having his own school in the first GHU but never appeared. Rhyk is apparently a student of his and has beaten Golem in some type of spelling competition or something.
Police Force Omega - A very anti-party police force consisting of Commissioner M. Koopa, Robert "The Bomber" Man and a trained police cat.

GHU 2[edit]

Marin - Apparently a student at St. Ditto's. Has only appeared in GHU2 so far (but was probably in GHU3's all-girls school) where she attempted to reveal herself as the Hooded Figure and went on usual sexcapades.
Pee Wee Hellman - A minion of GORE-ILLA Senior who appears in GHU2. Also drives the bus on the vacation. He has a variety of demonic Pee Wee Herman-based minions at his disposal but is ultimately destroyed.
GORE-ILLA Senior - GORE's criminal father who appears in a subplot that goes nowhere. Based in the floating city of the Oocoos.
Straw Man and Lynel - So far have only made random appearances in GHU2 residing in Mexico/serving GORE Sr. although I'm gonna actually make them SteveT's old minions who graduated ahead of him.

GHU 3[edit]

All the following characters' appearance are likely non-canon since GHU3 is a dream sequence. However, re-interpreting/re-introducing these characters is okay since I think we've started to do so.

Timnis - A freshman who's from a parallel universe version of GHU where Headmaster Mune never died from his illness or some crazy shit. Oh snap maybe he's actually from the "real" GHU world and GHU 3 was his dream! Give me a dollar everyone, I am officially a genius.
Kiki - Murasame's granddaughter whom he deploys to do his dirty work.

The following are all part of Murasame's Supreme School.

Headmaster Same - Founder of the school. Abusive to everyone.
Professor Misty - Extreme feminist. Prone to going crazy. Teaches Retro Handhelds 101.
Professor Deijii - Luiigii's ex-wife. Teaches Kirbology.
Professor Lila - The final professor of hawtness. Probably teaches Pokemonology.
Professors Neini and Smash Brother - More filler professors, they replace Luiigii and Deiijii after Headmaster Same captures them.
LisaL - An extremely hawt cheerleader chainmail bikini.
Chibi - A girl that seems to like Golem. Parties are not welcome at her home!
Chizu - A girl in Retro Handhelds 101.
Kaleena - Another classmate. Definitely not an Empress of some sort.
Zora - Yet another student!

Politi-Cal[edit]

Thrakun - Becomes substitute headmaster after Headmaster Mune is fired. Is quite abusive, mostly towards Mune for unknown reasons.
The Wall - An investigative journalist out to expose corruption and scandal within GHU, which shouldn't be hard.

Retired Characters[edit]

Kester - A huge conspiracy theorist that despises authority. Particularly focusing conspiracy theories on Vivid. However, he was later vaporized by Gamechamp after discovering the evil alien conspiracy.
Kuria - One of the few females at GHU. A cheerleader. Secretly in a relationship with Prof. Vorpal. She is no longer part of the school after being shipped to a human ranch.

Critical Reception[edit]

Luigigamer Golem (12:49:50 AM): I consider Gamehiker High University to be an incredibly intelligent discussion of love

LuigiRok (12:50:34 AM): You only say that because Golem has burned through six girlfriends now
LuigiRok (12:50:51 AM): In GHU
Luigigamer Golem (12:50:57 AM): Six
LuigiRok (12:50:59 AM): More like four but anyway
Luigigamer Golem (12:51:06 AM): Elzie, Sapphire
LuigiRok (12:51:09 AM): FINE TWO

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