Asian Distracting Dude

The Asian Distracting Dude, commonly abbreviated as ADD, was another newcomer in The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Sequel. Technically he came from the future but everyone eventually forgot the story took place in the future so it doesn't matter. He first became associated with the Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada after meeting Salama in Japan. He joined the crew and befriended Skanky Siren until his soul was sold to Chevy Chase so that the GCPA could get a new ship and be rid of the deadbeats who didn't do anything at the same time.

As seen on the far right, ADD's ghost mocking his former crewmates

Despite this, his Forceghost could often be seen haunting the GCPA at social events.

His powers involved, as his name implies, distraction (a popular power among the GCPA). He also had some type of magical Dance Dance Revolution dance pad that did something.

The crewmates were bought back in the GCPA Finale. ADD hasn't done that much aside from being forced into drag by Skanky Siren and presented with the ultimatum of changing his name by Stampede (due to ADD being more closely associated with One-Armed Willy's real-life counterpart, even though he really has ADHD). He strangely enjoyed the former and has yet to make his reaction to the latter. At Count Gonad's ball, he and Karl were the ones successful in guessing Stampede and White Panther's secret relationship, and he was also among the group who left the crew after accepting a job offering at Shiny Stallone's new casino.

They did eventually rejoin the GCPA, although ADD found himself still unable to think of a new name/identity for himself.