FFOG Chapter 0
Allies Introduced:
Enemies Introduced:
Summary: The true saga, as told by PWD
The Lost Episodes[edit]
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PWD[edit]
Oooooooooo, what to do, what to do??? Hmmmmmmm...well, Vorpal could be like Zidane, Ditto could be like Amarant, Sapphire could be like Princess Garnett (Aka Dagger), I could be like Vivi, Masamune would make a good Steiner, and we'll need some people to fill in Eiko Carol, Freya, and Quina. But for now, Vorpal's Zidane and I'm Vivi. GOT IT?!?!
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*Vorpal and his gang of thieves are at their hide-out, discussing something about a theater. Suddenly, a dragon-headed thing jumps them.*
Vorpal: Whoa!!!
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...Sorry about the beginning, guys. I'm not so good at this...maybe somebody else can add on to my part...
Masamune[edit]
Hmm... I dont know what to do aboout the battle, Vorpal may not want to do that...
PWD[edit]
So, what character are you like, Masamune? You know,...from FFIX.(Final Fantasy 9) Okay, skip the battle...on to the plans of capturing Princess Garnett!...Wait, are those characters related to a Final Fantasy game??? I've heard them before, but I'm not sure...
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Vorpal:...So, then I capture the queen, right?
Boss: No!
Vorpal: Oh, I'm supposed to capture the princess...and then what?
Boss:...???
Vorpal: What do we do with the princess after we capture her??
Boss: Uh, we're working on that.
Blank: Don't worry, Vorp, I'll help you capture her. Remember, we have to act as the actors of the play!
Vorpal: The Sword Battle is hard.
Blank: You just have to dodge the sword swipes and pretend to try to swipe me. Easy!
Vorpal: I hope this goes well...
Masamune[edit]
PWD... this is not a parody, it's a FF-style story (Preferably like FF1-6 and 9). Nostalgia is ok (Biggs and Wedge were in 6-8), but we don't need to use the same story/characters. Make it fresh and new!
And 'my' character is Jeice.
Ditto[edit]
OOC: By Jove, you've got it, Masamune! You understand! Finally! Someone understands me... er... that is, the idea... *ahem*
PWD, this is NOT a parody. This is ORIGINAL.
PWD[edit]
A..."Parody"??? Let me remind you humans: I'M ONLY SIX YEARS OLD!!!!....Nevermind...I'll just be a black mage or something...the name...I'm not too good at naming myself...I hope none of you mind that I just use the name "Vivi" because my name is too long for a mage. Kirby's a red mage, but he'll kind of be like an older brother or something (he'll keep his name)...Rocky could be a white mage AND keep his name...
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-"Hello, may I help you?"-
One of the three mages looked up to see who had spoken. The person who had spoken to the mages was a woman, which was very strange to see in the town, since it mainly consisted of mages. What was even stranger was that they knew the town better than she did, but she was asking if they needed help. The oldest of the three shook his head.
Kirby- No, we do not need any help. And why are you in this town? It only consists of mages, so I'm surprised to see a human here.
???: I don't like being with other humans.
Rocky- What's your name?
???: Dagger.
(No, I'm not taking her name from Final Fantasy IX)
Kirby- What are you doing in the magic shop, then? Everyone knows that humans can't learn and use magic!
Rocky- Yeah! Humans are so puny and weak, they couldn't stand a minute's worth...
Kirby- *Whispering* Shut up, Rocky!
Rocky- Uhhh...nevermind.
Dagger: How cute.
Kirby- Well, we have to go and...
Dagger: You never introduced yourselves.
Kirby- What? Oh. I'm Kirby.
Rocky- And I'm Rocky!
Dagger: And who's this?
Kirby- That's Vivi. He really hates humans, so I'd...
Dagger: Awwww, how cute!
Suddenly, Vivi looks up, his eyes full of hatred, and he raises his arms, pointing his staff at Dagger.
Dagger: ???
Vivi- Kill!
Suddenly, another mage shouts, "Fira!" and burns Dagger to a crisp.
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Later, the mages return to their home.
Kirby- Good going, Vivi.
Rocky- Yeah! She didn't do anything to tick you off!
Vivi-...She was evil. Just like the rest of them, she was evil.
Moogle: Kupo! Don't blame Vivi for what he's done! She was probably evil because no mage rushed to the scene to help the human.
Kirby- I don't know,...she seemed nice.
Rocky- What have humans done for us?
Moogle: I hear something coming, Kupo!
*BAM!* A mage slams open the door.
Mage: Hurry! The town is being invaded by Zande's army! Evacuate now!!
Kirby- WHAT?!
Rocky- What's going on, Kirby? Why are the other mages screaming?
Moogle: Don't worry about that, Kupo! Let's just get out of here!
Vivi-...Where will we go? Balamb Garden?
Kirby- No! We will go somewhere else...
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How was that? Was it better? Should I change my name or not?
Lupus[edit]
ooc: better, but you used to much stuff from FF9 and 8. Try to make it all new, but I can't talk, I used Reno as a name.
PWD[edit]
What can I say? I LOVE Final Fantasy games, so I'm now known as a Final Fantasy freak! Oh, yeah, and I think Squall's a jerk at the beginning of Final Fantasy III...
Reno, Zande is from Final Fantasy III, so I didn't only borrow stuff from Final Fantasy VIII and IX.
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Vivi is suddenly suprised as a piece of paper flies into his face. He snatched the paper and examined it carefully.
Vivi- Why, this is a map of Gaia! Now I can easily locate the human who squealed on us...Alexandria is where I will search first...
*With Kirby, Rocky, and the moogles...*
Kirby- Are you sure?
Moogle #5: Kupo! I know this army anywhere! It's a possibility that the human who knew about your village has a base in the Petrified Forest!
Rocky- But that place has been petrified for years! No one can break the spell! And, legend has it, if you touch anything petrified, you'll become petrified, too!!
Moogle #5: But it isn't true at all, Kupo!
Moogle #2: Kupo! Vivi should've came here to meet our best friend, Eiko.
Rocky-...Is Eiko another moogle?
Moogle #7: No, Kupo, she's a summoner!
Kirby- A summoner?! Isn't that a human??
Moogle #157: She looks like a human, Kupo, if that's what you mean.
Rocky- Kirby, maybe it was Eiko who...
Kirby- *Whispering* Shut UP, Rocky!!!
Rocky- Er...Maybe it was Eiko who could help us, just like in the video games!
Kirby- So, where is Eiko?
Eiko walks in the room, not noticing the mages, talking to moogle #341. She looks like a human, with the execption of the horn growing out of her head.
Rocky-...That's Eiko?
Moogle #2: Kupo, it's Eeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkooooooooo Caaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrroooooooooooooolllllllll!!!
Eiko turns around to face moogle #2, but she notices the mages this time.
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-"Attention to all citizens! There is a black mage in the kingdom! I repeat, there is a black mage IN the kingdom!"-
Vivi looks up in time to see the guards of Alexandria charging at him.
Vivi- Foolish humans...I didn't come here to cause damage to the kingdom...But I see that they want to learn the hard way...
Vivi raises his staff and points at the guards.
Vivi- Thundaga! Firaga! Blizzaga! Bio!
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"What?!" shouted the queen, "A black mage is destroying the kingdom?!?! You fools! Attack him at once, then bring him to me! I want to see all black mages...so that I can gain control of them! Bwahahahahahaha!"
"Yes, your majesty," muttered a nearby guard.
*In another room of the castle...*
"Someday I will be queen, but I will always be myself..." said the princess, "...Someday I will rule Alexandria, but I will always remain brave."
She turned to the window. "Someday I will..."
She stopped and saw a mage in combat with twenty guards. Then, the princess saw a guard go flying across the street. At this sight, she burst into laughter. "Bravo! Gwahahaha! What an excellent actor! Mother should see this!!"
She suddenly stopped laughing when a guard came into her room, a frightened look on his face.
"What is the problem this time, Steiner? Did mother declare war?"
"No, princess, it is much worse than that! A black mage is attacking the kingdom," Steiner panted, "...and the queen wishes to see him! She said that--"
"I already know, Steiner," the princess rudely interrupted, "She wants to execute him and--"
"Princess Garnet, the queen wants to take control of the mages!"
"What? Mother?!?!" Garnet cried, "I...I don't beleive you, Steiner. I wish for you to leave...to leave me alone...NOW!!!" she nearly screamed, "I don't want you to say anything like that EVER AGAIN about mother, or you're fired!!!"
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Whoops! Heh, heh...I accidentally took some more characters from Final Fantsay IX...I hope none of you mind!
Ditto[edit]
Actually, yes, I do!
*slaps himself in the face and sighs...*
I stated quite clearly (I thought) that this was to be a stand-alone Final Fantasy story... but it seems that originality and imagination are not universal traits.
Whatever. Have fun, guys, 'cause I give up.
Perhaps in a few centuries the people of this planet will be ready...
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Lupus[edit]
ooc: PWD, what DM meant was make an entirely new story. At least when I used the name Reno it's not the same Reno from FF7, but instead a younger boy with black hair. You're just using too much stuff. Sorry, but I'm not going to develop any story from your ideas, coz it's just FF9 repeated. And what funs that? Use Vivi, Rocky, Kirby and the Moogle Village, plus Zande, but don't go using Eiko and Garnet and the Queen and Steiner, plus Gaia! It's meant to be a whole new world, too. Oh, and I haven't played FF3 so I wouldn't know.
Ditto[edit]
Masamune> Oooh. Brownie points. Can't pass THAT up...
"Yeth, master! Yeth, master! Ditto will do your bidding! Pleathe, don't chain Ditto to the furnathe!"
*sigh* Let's have one more go at it, shall we? I really DID have high hopes for this...
PWD> I agree, pick new names for your mages.
PWD[edit]
Okay, I've decided to change my mage's name to Kiki...well, it was either Kiki or Zizi!!!!...Or Nini...or Tivi (pronounced "T.V.")...Oh, I don't know anymore!!! I need somebody else's opinion about the mage name!!!
Oh, yeah...and I "created" the "royal family" to make a sudden twist...
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Suddenly, the castle collapsed after the mage used Meteor.
"Queen": Nooooooooo! Our plans are ruined <Gwork!>!! Shoooooooooooooooot! Our <Gwork!> Oglop forms are showing!! <GWORK!!>
"Garnet": Mother, <Gwork!> you said that this wouldn't happen after we <Gwork!> destroyed the mage village!!!
"Steiner": WHY IS EVERYBODY CHANGING?!
Queen Oglop: Are you saying you're not an oglop?!
"Steiner": No, Kupo, I'm really a moogle! Oh, shoot! Kupo! I don't wanna be a moogle again!!
The little mage, who had casted Meteor, was now enraged.
-"Darn you, Queen Oglop! You shall pay!!"-
PWD[edit]
I've been patiently waiting for somebody's opinion about my mage's name!! WHAT SHOULD MY MAGE'S NAME BE?!?!?!?!?!
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"Huh?" The black mage turned around to see another mage, except....white.
"I am going to kill her for what she's done...and that human....Zande!" muttered the white mage, obviously furious.
"Um, h-hey, if you're against the queen Oglop and Zande, you are on my side," Said the black mage, "But I need to know your name and if you're coming with me."
The white mage thought for a while and replied, "My name is Lilly. Nice to meet you. I would be glad to help you on your quest."
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"Awwww, man! Not again!!" Shouted a red mage as a tree fell on top of him, "That's the 9th time today....Huh?? Some one's singing?? Awwwwwww, I just killed the LAST singer in these woods...."
He moaned, got his sword ready, and followed the voice. Instead of a human, he found Lilly (although he didn't know her yet) singing.
Lilly-
Alone for a while, I've been searching through the dark,
For traces of the love you left inside my lonely heart.
To weave by picking up the pieces that remain.
Melodies of Life-Love's lost refrain.
Our paths, they did cross, though I cannot say just why,
We met, we laughed, we held on fast, and then we said goodbye,
And who'll hear the echoes of stories never told?
Let them ring out loud 'till they unfold.
In my dearest memories, I see you reaching out to me.
Though you're gone, I still believe that you can call out my name.
A voice from the past, joining yours and mine.
Adding the layers of harmony.
And so it goes, on and on.
Melodies of life.
To the sky beyond the flying birds-forever and beyond.
So far and away, see the bird as it flies,
Gliding through the shadows of the clouds up in the sky,
I've laid my memories, do you remember loving me?
Leave them now and see what tommorow brings.
In your dearest memories, do you remember loving me?
Was it fate that brought us close and now leaves me behind?
A voice from the past, joining yours and mine.
Adding the layers of harmony.
And so it goes, on and on.
Melodies of life.
To the sky beyond the flying birds-forever and beyond.
If, should I, leave this lonely world behind, Your voice will still remember our melody. Now I know we'll carry on. Melodies of Life. Come circle round and grow deep in out hearts, as long as we remember.
(Author's note: I made the lyrics for this! Do you like it?)
The red mage stared in awe, "Wow, she can sing?"
The black mage, hearing his words, turned to the red mage. Lilly heard him, too, and glared, "Oh, a red mage...what is it you want to destroy this time? Chocobo's Paradice, perhaps?"
"Huh? No! I don't do any of that stuff! It just ain't right to me!!" shouted the red mage, "I can't believe my family did all this...I'd never hurt nobody!"
The black mage's eyes turned red, "What do you want? You are a red mage, a mage who is known for his red magic and red wizard transformation!"
"No, that ain't me!! It ain't somethin' I'd do! I jus' wanna get the oglops for somethin'...somethin' they stole from me. I reckon they took it 'cause it can buy anybody a castle!...They took my grandfather's rare coin...the Virgo coin."
"...Hmmmm...if you are against them, too,..." "What? I jus' wanna find 'em and kill 'em!" "If you are against the oglops and the human, Zande, you are an alliance. Just tell us your name."
The red mage blinked, "Well, since I reckon I can trust ya, da name's Red. Jus' call me Red."
Lilly winced at the name, "Ugh. What a horrible name..."
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"Rocky, don't be stupid! You can't find Kupo nuts in these trees!!!"
"But, Kirby, I wanna eat one!"
"You'll never find one there..."
"Well,...lemme try, anyways!"
"*Sigh*....Don't come crying to me when you don't find one...."
The older mage left the young mage in the tree...
"Hey, he's right! Awwww,...I came up here for nothing...Uh-oh..." Rocky looks down, "U-um,...Kirby? I could really use your help now! I need to get down! Come on! I'll tell on you!...KIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYY!!!!"
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What do you think about the song? I should have taken it out, huh? What about my mage's name??? Come on, I need some human opinions!!!
Ditto[edit]
*sarcastic* Wow, you're own lyrics, eh? Huh. Well, ain't that somethin'. Seems that by outrageous coincidence, the lyrics you wrote are exactly the same as the ones in Final Fantasy IX.
Try again, Honest Abe.
As for your mage's name? Hmmm... I have a perfect one. Call him...
...Orko...
In any case, I'm going to make the following points. There will be no more mention of 'Narshe,' 'Melodies of Life' or stuff from other FF games unless they are the sort of thing that pop up in EVERY story. I'm not going to say this again. Change those references.
BTW I haven't totally given up on this. I've got stuff I'll put in, but right now, the stories kinda complicated. I'll add on later
Lupus[edit]
OOC: Hey, Ditto, is Reno's name OK? It's not the same Reno as in FF7. And Narshe and Zande should be allowed, or we should change them. Zande is the bad guy that burnt down Telo'Nak and kidnapped the Mayor, and Narshe is the town on the edge of the Firey Pit. But I agree, we should change them, but until someone makes a different name, I'll just refer to them as Narshe and Zande.
Ditto[edit]
Setting the record straight:
'Narshe' shall be known from here on out as "Desdemona" (Just remember: Des-Demon-A). It's not a reference to anything, it's just a name I thought of, and it seems appropriate for a town located next to a fiery pit.
As for Reno... hmmm... I guess, since the character is very different from the FF7 character, I'm willing to let him slide... BUT, if you want to avoid any arguments from anyone else, why not change it to... I don't know... Renoe.
Okay, here's what we got:
Characters:
-Jeice
-Biggs
-Wedge
-Reno(e?)
-Asura
-Siddhearth
Villains
-King Zande (grr...)
-Dove
-Zel
-The bearded, bald guy
-Orko(?), Rocky, and Kirby
-Black and Red Reapers
-Tel'Nonak
Yet to Be Determined
-Psycho
-Ian
Locations
-Prison
-Tel'Nonak (Ruins)
-Asura's Hideaway
-Fiery Pit
-Raentillo
-Desdemona
-Puck (the Mage Village)
PWD[edit]
What do you mean? I wrote it in Japanese the first time and I re-wrote it in English so you'd understand it....How could it be the same from the game??? I actually wrote this, and I don't see why everyone's mad at me.........Since I'm not appreciated, maybe I should just leave the VGF forums forever......
Oh, yeah, I am NOT going to call my mage Orko!!! That doesn't even SOUND like a name for a black mage!!
Masamune[edit]
PWD- *sigh* There is no reason to leave. Orko was a suggestion, but nothing 'official'.
PWD[edit]
SAY WHAT?! (Sorry, Kuppo! I know, that's your quote, not mine!) I'M A VILLIAN IN THIS OG?!?! WHAT MAKES ME THE VILLIAN?!?!?! I'm just trying to get revenge on Zande for destroying the village! Wouldn't anyone else do the same if they were in this mage's situation??? WELL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!......Oh, you forgot Lilly and Red, too.
Vorpal[edit]
Sigh, PWD, would you just go along with it, whenever I'm the villain, I don't complain, and I very might well be, we just want an original story, and we don't want one that is borrowed from FF9. Try to get your ideas from some other source than a Final Fantasy game, while still giving it a feel of a Final Fantasy, I know that didn't make since, but that's what you gotta do!
PWD[edit]
You don't know how I feel, Vorpal! I don't want to start being a villian! I'm usually the good guy in the story! I just don't want to be a bad guy and have to fight some one later on...if I have to, I won't, okay?
...
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...Oh, I've decided to call my mage Izzy...don't ask!
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"I told you, Rocky, you wouldn't find a kupo nut in those trees."
"But I'm hungry! And I wanna eat a kupo nut!"
Kirby would've rolled his eyes if it were possible to do so, "If you eat a kupo nut, you'll become a moogle."
Rocky stiffened, "Really???"
Kirby only nodded in response.
Rocky jumped up and shouted gleefully, "I WANNA BE A MOOGLE, KUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
Kirby watched in confusion as Rocky ran all over the village. "*Sigh*...Sometimes I worry about that kid..."
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Red chuckled, "Naw, that ain't the way ya cast Doomsday, mate."
Lilly looked up. "Are you insisting that I am incapable of learning and casting Doomsday with the Trident of Poseidon?"
Red shook his head. "Naw, I ain't 'sistin' on nothing, 'cept...we should be trainin' for the army, I reckon."
Izzy looked up from squishing a weird bug with his Mace of Athena. "But all the creatures here are too easy for us and we only gain a little experience from the battle. We need something challenging...."
Red chuckled again. "Heh, ya know, if we wanna gain some experience, I reckon we head on over yonder to...um, that place...ah, I forgot the name, but it sho' has a lotta hard monsters!"
Lilly and Izzy looked at each other for a moment, then they looked back at Red. Lilly folded her arms. "It seems a little sudden to do this, but upon carefully examining our supplies, we should be alright." She looked at Izzy, who was looking down at the ground and he squished another bug. "Well, Red, I guess we COULD go, but we need strong weapons...I have mine, Lilly has hers, and you...You, I have no clue!"
"Don't it seem obvious? I got me da Sword of Pluto!"
"The Sword...of...Pluto...?" Lilly and Izzy questioned, "...That...does not sound like a good weapon..."
Red brandished his sword. "Look at 'er, man, ain't she a beaut?"
Izzy looked at the blood-soaked-sword, ran off, and puked. Lilly looked at the sword, and she, too, ran off to puke. Red shook his head. "They don't appreciate my prized weapon...so what if it ain't clean! It ain't good wi'out da blood on it! The blood's what make's 'er so special!"
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For those of you who don't know, Athena, Poseidon, and Pluto are Greek gods, just like Zeus, the king of gods. Athena is Zeus's daughter, the godess of wisdom. Poseidon is the god of the sea. Pluto is the god of the underworld...or, known as the place where human souls go after death.
Ditto[edit]
Izzy's a good name. And I only put the Mage Trio under the 'Villains' list because we were running short, and... well... you gotta admit, the Mage Trio does seem to make a point of killing any humans they come across. I understand, it's because they now distrust all humans, but even misguided villains are still villains.
What I had in mind, was, let them be enemies of the heroes for a while, and then "see the light." Maybe they could be manipulated by the evil empire, to do some good old-fashioned bidding.
BTW, Masamune parroted my thoughts. An 'evil Empire' is a good way to start, but since it's been done, shouldn't make them a permament part of a story. Which is exactly what I had in mind, not too far in the future.
You people really are good. I'm amazed at your imagination, all of you. Even you, PWD. Yes, I knew about the Greek Gods. Frankly, I'm amazed you did. Sorry I made you freak out.
PWD[edit]
You were amazed that I knew? For Zeus's sake, I knew about the Greek gods & godesses since I was three!!! Athena helped Oddysseus (If his name's spelled wrong, tell me) in his quest to get back home, as did Zeus, but he didn't help much. Nor did Poseidon or Pluto. Poseidon tried to kill him for harming his son, Polithemus. (If it's misspelled...) Pluto allowed him to return to the world of the living...IF he beat him in a game. Oops, enough rambling!
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"Ugh....stay away from me, Red!" cried Lilly, who was obviously mad at him for making her and Izzy puke.
"Awwwwwww, c'mon, I'm jus' playin' wi' ya!" Red whined, "I promise I ain't gonna do that again."
"You better not," muttered Izzy, "I am going to kill you if you do..."
Red, if you could see it, smiled weakly, "C'mon, it was nothin' but a joke, man!"
Lilly twirled her Trident of Poseidon. "Do not do that! The next time you do, I will puke on YOU!!!" This made Red jump back from her.
Izzy sighed and looked at the sun, wondering, I hope Kirby and Rocky are okay....
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"KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screeched Rocky, obviously trying to get everyone's attention.
"Shut up, Rocky!" screamed Kirby.
"Kupo! I wanna eat a kupo nut." Rocky replied.
"Stop that or I'll cast Fira on you."
Rocky started laughing. "Oh, come on, Kupo, lemme have some fun! You're being so...mean, KUPOPO!!!"
Kirby's eyes turned blood-red, "WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Kupo...." Rocky whimpered, "...All I wanted was a kupo nut, Kupopopo..."
Kirby shook his head. "*Sigh*...I hate this job...why'd mom stop? WHY?! I DON'T WANNA WATCH HIM ANYMORE!!!!!!"
Kirby started sobbing as Rocky cried over a kupo nut.
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"WATCH OUT!!!!" Lilly warned, "THERE IS AN ASH BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!"
The mages turned around to see... an Ash!
"Awwwwwwww, sh-" Red was suddenly interrupted by Izzy, "Hey! We want to keep this OG rated G, do we not?!?!"
Lilly nodded and whipped out her Trident of Poseidon. Izzy reached for his Mace of Athena, just as Red unseathed his Sword of Pluto. The Ash charged forward...
***Skip battle...unimportant to plot....***
"W-w-wow...that thing was hard..." gasped Lilly, who had collapsed on the ground, "I mean...it c-casted Death...a-and we dodged it...Who knew?"
Red, on his knees, nodded, "That sho' was some long fightin', ain't dat right, Izzy?"
Izzy, although he was still standing, was disappointed. "No, Red. That was easy, actually. Are you sure that this is the place with the hard-to-beat monsters?"
Red was taken by surprise, "Y-yeah, this sho' is da place, man. Why doncha think this ain't easy?"
"Because it is not hard." Izzy merely replied.
Lilly shook her head. "Come on, we need to go train more."
Izzy didn't hear her: he was too busy squishing a bug with his mace.
Lupus[edit]
(...) And can someone else (like PWD) please tell me the Mage Part of the story? I don’t quite get it. I’m not trying to hurt PWD’s feelings, sorry.
PWD[edit]
Well,...to summerize it all up...here it is:
Izzy, Rocky, and Kirby were forced to leave their home due to Zande's amy. While Kirby and Rocky wanted to stay with the ever-so-kind moogles, Izzy decided to find the location of the base.
On the way, Izzy met a white mage named Lilly, who decided to join him on his quest.
When they decided to stop and go to another location, they met a red mage, known as Red. (Yeah, I know his name sucks and all...) Red joined their team, also against the humans (Zande and his army).
Need I type more? Well, Rocky and Kirby's summaries aren't very important to the plot...
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Lilly grabbed his arm. "Did you hear what I said, Izzy?"
Izzy looked at her and blinked. "Ummmm...no."
"Well, man, she said that we'd better go yonder and train up to beat 'em humans fer what they did!" Red said dryly.
Lilly sighed. "If we get the experience we need, we shall be unbeatable...I shall try my hardest!"
Izzy chuckled, "Yes,...We shall try."
Red stared at them for a moment before exploding with laughter. "Hey, y'know dat ya sound jus' like a royal human?! Hahaha!"
The two mages exchanged looks with each other, then turned to Red. "If we want to get to Zande's base, we have to work together for the entire journey." Izzy only nodded at her statement.
"Um...well, ya both know I was jus' kiddin', dontcha?" Red stammered, "I-I wouldn't wanna loose our friendship."
Izzy chucked his mace high into the air, waiting for it to come back down and catch it, but it didn't. Izzy waited, then looked up. I just killed another Ash... He thought, ...But how will I get my weapon back?
Suddenly, the body fell down and almost killed the mages in the process.
Lilly and Red were awestruck. Izzy found his mace and pulled it out of the dead creature.
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"K-kupo..."
"Shut up."
"..."
"..."
"...Kupo,......Kirby?"
"..." Shut up...
"...U-um...are you m-mad at me? Kupo?"
"...What do you think?"
"Well, I just wanna apologize...I heard ya say something...you don't wanna take care of me, do ya?"
"...I never said that."
"Oh, why are you lying to me, KUPO?!"
"Because I want to."
At that moment, Kuppo appeared and had important news for Rocky...
"Grrrrrrrr....go stick your head in a bucket full of moogle poop!" Rocky snarled.
"SAY WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Huh?" Kirby turned around to see Kuppo...faint.
There was only silence between the two.
"..."
"..."
"...Kirby?"
"What?"
"If anyone asks, you killed him."
"......"
PWD[edit]
You WANT to meet up with everyone else? What's the fun in THAT?!?!?!?! I think all the humans should meet sometimes, but never actually JOIN together. Then, at the so-called-end-of-an-OG-although-it's-impossible-to-end-an-OG, you all can join...if you want to. I won't meet with any humans...well, until I get to Zande, I guess I'll need back-up.......Nahhhh.
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"Izzy,..."
"Not now, Red. I am too busy to talk."
"Yes, Red, so I assume you do something while we plan out something...you understand, do you not?" Lilly questioned, "If you understand, then maybe you will help us out...if you want to. If you do not understand, then practice your magic or something."
Red took out his Sword of Pluto. "I reckon we head fer any location we didn't already go to."
Izzy would've raised an eyebrow, but since he was a mage, his eyes had to do the sign of confusion. "Such as...?"
"Dunno." Red sighed, "I ain't gonna know 'till ya tell me where we went and where we're gonna go...uh, which places we ain't visted, yet."
Lilly pointed to a location on the map. "We have not yet visited Chocobo's ruins."
Red blinked. "An' whatcha think we headin' there fer? There ain't nothin' there no more...uh, 'cept ol' chocobo bones...an' stuff."
Lilly nearly puked. "Ohhhhhhhhhh, gross!" She took out her Trident of Poseidon and hit Red with one of the sharp points. "You do that again and I shall slay you!!"
Izzy instantly cast "Sleep" on the two, enraged that they wouldn't shut up and let him think. He saw his mistake, wishing he hadn't cast the spell as a whole herd of 'GimmeCat' approached. "Dang," he 'cursed'.
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"KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Shut up, Rocky."
"...HEY, EVERYBODY, KIRBY KILLED Kuppo!!!!!"
All of the moogles ran outside and screamed:
"Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"..." Kirby watched as they all fainted.
"Kirby, you killed them all!!! Kupo!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, KUPO!"
Kirby had it. He REALLY had it. He couldn't stand his own rage and hit Rocky in the head with his Hammer of Osiris (Another God, let me tell you), KO-ing Rocky.
"...Finally."
Ditto[edit]
Osiris, Egyptian God of the Dead. Yes, yes, we know, we know... Sheesh.
P.S. Those mages in Grundon... I intended for them to be your group, but, I guess you don't wanna get involved with 'humans.'
Yoshiman[edit]
I really don't think there is any point to a three-section story (Cid, Psycho, Izzy) If ONE group won't want to meet up with the rest! . . . unless they WERE evil. . . and there ain't no shame in being a villan! I've done it plenty. . .
PWD[edit]
Sure you have, Yoshiman and Mr. Predict, sure you have...and, for the last time, I AM NOT EVIL!!!!!!!!! I'll never be a villian, no matter what...and you don't make any sense in what you type, either, Yoshiman...well, to me, anyway.
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"Izzy, are you sure about this?" questioned Lilly, "I mean, considering the--"
"Of course I am!" Izzy interrupted, "I do not know why you feel uneasy, Lilly."
Red paused, "...I reckon ya rethink yer plan, pal."
"Shut up, Red."
"Was only a suggestion, ya know."
"...Red, I know what I am doing, so shut up."
"But, Izzy, dontcha think ya oughta team-up wi' humans 'fore we fight--"
"Shut UP, Red!!!!" snarled Izzy, rage audible in his tone.
".........Ah, the humans ain't gonna want us 'round 'em, right? Or it's gonna be the paths we have?"
Lilly suddenly stopped. "Um...I think we should...'team-up'...with more mages."
Izzy shook his head. "I would agree, Lilly, but mages like us are rare to find."
-"Or are we?"-
Lilly faced Red. "Stop doing that or I shall KILL you!!!"
Red looked at her, confused. "Whatcha talkin' 'bout this time, Lilly? I didn't do nothin' yet."
-"No, no, it was not he who talked...it was me."-
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Kirby watched as Rocky muttered, "Kupo," in his unconscious state.
"..."
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Izzy took a battle stance, ready for the thing to come out and attack. "Who are you?"
-"Ha,...silly, little one, unbeknowest to you, the humans are going to attack again. I am only an alliance to you, Lilly, and Red. Do not take the silly battle stance before me, for I do not harm others like me."-
"But, who are you?" Lilly asked, "How do you know us, and how do we know you are not an enemy?"
-"Ah, a wise one you are. I shall not tell you now, for a human village is under attack...we shall help them, nothing more."-
"But after what they did..." Lilly started, suddenly interrupted by Red's angered look.
Izzy twirled his Mace of Athena once, then blurted, "Who are you? We know you not! Tell us your name, and know you we will!"
Oops...I'm starting to sound like Zorn...or Thorn...darn, I can't remember! Izzy thought.
-"...Then know me you shall. I am not a human, yet I am not quite a mage. My name is Persephone, and my weapon is the Sword of the Souls. Not only am I your ally, but my comrades are here to help, too."-
Izzy took a step forward. "Persephone? The daughter of Zeus and the Queen of Death?!"
"Ah, you are smart, Izzy. Maybe you recognize my comrades, too." Persephone said.
-"My name is Phorcys, and my weapon is the Trident of the Sea. I assume you know me, Izzy."-
Izzy felt numb now. "Y-you're the father-in-law of Poseidon!"
Red gave Lilly a nudge. "Whatcha think he's talkin' 'bout, Lilly?"
"The Greek Gods and Goddesses, of course!" Lilly snapped, "You know of them, or you know not of them?"
"Dunno what Izzy's talkin' 'bout, so I'd reckon I know NOTHIN' 'bout the gods or goddesses."
-"Do not forget me, Hecate, the terrifying goddess of the underworld!! My chosen weapon is the Rod of Evil!"-
Izzy was stunned. "Hecate, Phorcys, Persephone, Aphrodite...wait, is Aphrodite with you, too?"
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Kirby screamed as Rocky woke up yelling, "KUPO!"
Kirby screeched, "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HELP, HELP, HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Izzy shook his head, trying to remember all of them.
"O-okay...so there is Aphrodite, the goddess of hunting; Persephone, the goddess and queen of death; Phorcys, the god of the sea; and Hecate, the goddess of death."
Lilly shivered. "Hecate is the goddess of...the human word for the place where evil souls go. Persephone, wife of Pluto and goddess of death, conrtols the place where good souls go."
The four gods and goddesses showed their true forms:
(yes, I'm adding a few new types of mages)
Aphrodite: a Green mage- the Spear of Hunt
Hecate: a Silver mage- the Daggers of Evil
Persephone: a Gold mage- the Sword of the Souls
Phorcys: a Blue mage- the Trident of the Sea
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I hope that wasn't too long for you to read, guys. I'm really starting to add members to my team, and don't ask why I gave them Greek Gods and Goddesses names. I just wanted to add a little creation to the story...
Ditto[edit]
I don't believe it! You stole my ideas for mages!
Well, sort of. Later, I will be adding some colored mages of my own, and if they have powers sorta similar to what you're probably gonna give yours, don't think I'm stealing.
I guess since you're team isn't gonna meet ours, it doesn't really make much difference anyway. We'll just continue without you, like it's "Two roads diverged in a narrow wood."
Oh, and I have two mages you didn't think of...!
PWD[edit]
Let me guess....you were also thinking of creating a purple mage and a rainbow mage, right?...Or a greenish-blue mage...I don't want to know how a human mind works, anyway.
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Izzy looked at Lilly. "I guess you are no longer the only female mage on this quest, except you are still the only one who can heal--"
Persephone quickly interrupted, "Oh, not only can Lilly cast healing magic,..." The mage paused for dramatic effects, "...I can, too."
Red merely rolled his eyes at the pause, and Lilly hit him with her flat of her trident for that.
Phorcys looked at his trident, then at Lilly's. "Lilly, can you use BLUE Magic?"
Lilly looked up from her victim. "Um...I can use only a little Blue Magic."
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Kirby's screams could be heard all throughout Gaia--
"AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!"
"KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
-- Rocky's screams could be heard, too.
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Izzy stiffened, "Did you hear that?"
All the mages strained to hear:
"KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"What do you think it is?" asked Izzy, thinking hard...until an idea hit him.
In unison, the other mages said, "A moogle mating call."
Izzy shook his head. "No," he replied with a sad tone, "It's only Rocky."
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<(--)><(~~)>
......Oh! Ditto, did I really "steal" YOUR ideas for the mages?...I hope not, because I thought about those colored mages when you started this OG.........
<(-^^-)><(~^^~)> "Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore...."
Ditto[edit]
Yes, I'm afraid you did. Now I have to sue you. Sorry, but I have no choice...
I hope you're old enough to afford an attorney.
PWD[edit]
Well, gee, Ditto! Can I get a human attorney although I'm only 5 years of human age?
Masamune, this is what the mages do:
Blue Mage- Water Magic
Gold Mage- Legendary: ?????? Magic
Green Mage- Transform Magic/Illusion Magic
Silver Mage- Time: Time magic
I'm trying to type a REALLY LONG part for this OG, so it might take a little while to complete....
Masamune[edit]
*beats PWD into a nasty little pulp* Blue Mage is ALWAYS Enemy Skills. Like Quina and Strago!
Ditto[edit]
You tell him, Masa! That's what I would've said.
Oh, and PWD, no, I'm afraid you can't get an attorney if your only 5. When we go to court, you won't have any defense. I'll just try to talk our lawyers out of taking your house and putting you in the street. I'm really sorry to have to do this, but, as you can see, it's out of my hands.
PWD[edit]
Hey! I'm only being creative! C-R-E-A-T-I-V-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you beat me up again, Masamune, Kirby will unleash his power on you! Ah, shame, shame, shame, Masamune! You are taking that from Final Fantasy games, as I am only creating! Ditto's gonna be pretty mad if he finds out....
Elzie[edit]
Uh, PWD, Masamune has a point. Blue meaning Enemy Skills is a recurring thing.
PWD[edit]
Come ON, HUMANS!!!! RESPOND!!!!!!!! KEEP THIS OG ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Um...Aphrodite, since you are a goddess, do you know of any legends? Like the gods in those movies?"
"Yes. There is an ancient legend which only mages are supposed to know...I do not know if you have heard it or not, but I will tell you anyway. Listen carefully:
'A mage of black, a leader of eight; the crest of Destiny, will lead:
A mage of white, a healer of eight; the crest of Agility
A mage of red, a warrior of eight; the crest of Rage
A mage of many colors, a summoner of eight; the crest of Loyalty.
Three mage goddesses and one mage god will join the three before meeting the fourth. The three destined will wonder when they will meet, as the fourth is far away...'
...That is all I remember. It took a century to read."
"Hey, Izzy, look at this!!" Lilly pointed to an object on the ground and commented, "It looks like jewelry, but I do not know what it is."
"Ummm...I think we could find out what it is by doing some weird tests or something."
Red glared at him, "Awww, c'mon! It ain't gonna bite! It ain't nothin' but a foul pendant!"
Hecate picked up the pendant and began to study it.
"Hmmm...the symbol is a star, which represents the power of Agility. The pendant is white, so I assume it can only be one person's pendant to wear."
Red snorted. "A pendant of Agility? Now that's somethin' ya don't hear everyday!"
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"Come ON, Rocky! Stay.....still....OW! WHY YOU LITTLE...!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"KUPO!!! Come any closer, Kirby, and I'll scream so loud that the humans from FFI will hear it!!!!" The little mage shouted.
Kirby rolled his eyes. "Yeah...right. I'm a red mage with a white mage who thinks he's a moogle. Nobody's gonna believe me when I tell them this..."
Rocky gasped, "YOU STEPPED CLOSER!!!!!!"
Kirby laughed. "I don't believe you can scream that loud."
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"KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone in the galaxy had to cover their ears, including the people in FFI. Even the dead had to cover their ears.
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"WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!?!?!?!"
"Red, it was my brother, Rocky. Man, his lungs can inhale a lot of oxygen and exhale a lot of carbon dioxide...not to mention some nitrogen."
"Could ya stop with the school stuff? That's another thing I hadda escape."
"...I see."
"Anyway, I was going to say something about the legend that you told us, Aphrodite."
Lilly stated, "I quote, 'Three mage goddesses and one mage god will join the three before meeting the fourth. The three destined will wonder when they will meet, as the fourth is far away...', which means we are far away from our last ally. But," She paused, fingering her pendant, "...That gives use enough time to find our own pendants. They are useful....I think our pendants will be needed to defeat Zande."
Red snarled angrily, "I'm 'ere 'cause the army stole my granfather's treasured Virgo coin! I'm 'ere to get it back! Not some stinkin', lousy, no good pendant!"
Izzy shook his head. "Red, the legend said that we had to find our pendants, and that's all that matters...for now, at least."
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In the star-lit sky, a small figure was flying. The figure looked at the ground, as if searching for something.
......Where am I going?
The multi-colored wings of the figure sparkled in the moonlight with each flap.
...What am I doing?...How do I know where to go?
On the ground, something caught the eye of the unknown figure.
...What is that? Why does it catch my attention?...Should I get it?...Perhaps it is nothing of my interest...I do not know...
The wings stopped and the thing went into a dive for the object. As the thing got closer, the object was clearer to see.
It looks valuable. Maybe I should take it...crimson is a good color on a thing like that...
The figure made a perfect landing. One of the figure's hands took out a pendant.
It looks like the one I found earlier...but this one is not crimson like that one...I should take it. If some one lost it, I would be more than honored to return it.
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"We already got my pendant and Lilly's pendant, so all we need is Red's pendant."
"Yeah, it took ya twenty days to find yours."
"Shut up. We are still looking for yours now, and it is taking more than that."
"Izzy, look!" Lilly cried, pointing to something in the sky.
"What is it?" Izzy strained to look in the dark.
"Dontcha see what she's pointin' to?" Red asked quite sourly.
"Um...yeah. I see it."
"Well?" Aphrodite, Hecate, Persephone, and Phorcys asked, "What are you going to do?"
"Attack it, man! Attack it!" Red shouted.
Izzy looked at Red, horrified. "But...what if it turns out to be a bird? Or an innocent creature?"
Red unsheathed his sword. "I dunno, but we gotta attack it anyways! Whether ya like it or not!"
The flying thing must've had good hearing, for it flew past Red, knocking his sword out of his hands. Red only saw a rainbow blur go by.
"Wh-what the heck was THAT?!?!"
Izzy shook his head. "It might have been a bird. You fool, you always charge into things without thinking."
-A bird I am...not. I am offended by the one you call, "Red". I know not why you attempt to harm me, as I have not done wrong. I am one a quest...a hard quest. I do not wish to be interrupted by a red mage like you.-
The creature landed, then covered it's whole body with the huge, beautiful wings.
-If I show you my true form, you will only attempt to kill me. I do not trust red mages. I trust humans...a little...and a few mages. If you wish to see my true form, restrain the red one from attacking.-
The wings uncovered the creature to reveal...
"AUGH! RAINBOW MAGE!!!!" Red screamed, "ATTACK IT!!!"
The little mage looked up at him with multi-colored eyes.
-Yes. Your kind has destroyed my kind...we are nearly extinct now, thanks to you and your family. I am the only one left. You kill me, and you end our bloodline.-
"When was this?" Lilly questioned, "I have never heard anything like that before."
The little mage now looked up at Lilly.
-This started way before your time, white one. The white mages and black mages were at peace with us, but the red mages wanted something of us. What they wanted, I do not know. Why they wanted it, I cannot say.-
Izzy looked down at the short mage before them. The mage had to be at least three or two years of age, as for gender, it was hard to tell. The cloak it wore had bright colors of a rainbow, as did it's huge wings, shoes, gloves, hair, and hood. Izzy suddenly asked, "Are you on a quest to defeat Zande and his army?"
-Indeed, I am. You never introduced youselves to me.-
Lilly giggled a little. "I'm Lilly. The black mage over there is Izzy, the gold mage is Persephone, the silver mage is Hecate, the green mage is Aphrodite, and the blue mage is Phorcys."
"Who are you?"
The mage turned to look at Izzy.
-I was wondering when you would get to that question. I am Rainslash. In most cases, I would not want you to call me by my nickname, but if we are in danger, you would need to. My nickname is Rain. I do not want that red mage laughing when he or any one of you say it.-
Aphrodite, Hecate, Persephone, and Phorcys suddenly tackled the four mages and they rolled into the bushes. Human voices could be heard.
-"Ya sure 'bout this, Boss?"-
-"Cadet, get back in line before I kill you!!"-
-"Yessir."-
-"Let us chant our good luck chant!"-
-"ALL HAIL ZANDE!!!!!"-
Their loud footsteps fade away...
"Are they gone?"
"Yes. Now we can continue."
Wait...you are from the legend, am I right? You all have pendants?
Izzy stepped on a bug with his boot. "Yeah. We all have pendants...except Red."
"Yeah. Can't find the dang thing nowheres."
You sure do talk funny. Wait...by any chance...is your pendant crimson? The symbol of Rage?
Rainslash pulled out the crimson pendant he found earlier.
Red stared at the pendant. "Yeah, that's my pendant! Where'd ya find it?!"
Rainslash shrugged. I found it on the ground by some trees. Where else?
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"OW! Darn it, Rocky! You could've killed the dead with that scream!!! Heck, you could've killed deaf humans!!!!!!!" Kirby muttered, still covering his ears.
Rocky smiled, although Kirby couldn't see it.
"I'm glad ya think so."
"Why?"
"...KKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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What do you guys think???
Vorpal[edit]
Man, PWD, you're a great writer, you've got to find someway to join Izzy to the rest of the group.
PWD[edit]
I'm a little depressed now, so don't try to tick me off. To lighten up the mood a little, I decided to make something a little silly. Tell me what you think.
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[Fade in] [Scene: Unknown Woods]
"What is that sound?"
"Lilly, if I ain't hearin' nothing and Izzy ain't hearin' nothin' and nobody else is hearin' nothin', how come you hear somethin'?"
"Red, shut up."
I am REALLY getting angry at you, Red, so the next time you get me enraged, I WILL take it out on you.
"Shut yer hole, little miss --"
Miss?! MISS?!?! WHO ARE YOU CALLING 'Miss', YOU FOUL PIECE OF CRUD?!?!?!?!
"I'm callin' you 'Miss'," Red began, unsheathing his sword, "'Cause I reckon you ARE one!"
Rainslash didn't take out a weapon. Instead, the little rainbow mage put both hands behind it's wings, charging up energy. Red didn't notice, so he started mocking his enemy.
"You don't take out yer own weapon?? What are ya, some kinda wimp???"
This got Rainslash even angrier, thus charging up the energy faster than usual.
"This," Red muttered, getting in a battle stance, "I reckon will be the easiest battle of 'em all."
Rainslash's eyes flashed a bright crimson, fading to a dark, bloodish red. Red charged forward, only to get taken off-guard by Rainslash's attack.
Grand Lethal!
[Dissolve]
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[Dissolve to: Moogle Village]
Kirby smiled inwardly.
"There. You can't scream anymore. Thank goodness."
Rocky was tied to a tree and a silencer was glued to his mouth.
"Mmmmph! Mmmm mmmm hmmm mmmm mrmph!"
"Without Izzy, I couldn't cast Silence on him...Oh, well..."
(Yes, this means Rocky can't scream "KUPO!" any more.)
[Dissolve]
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[Dissolve to: Unknown Woods]
"Ugh...darn it...he ain't gonna win now...That son of a --"
Lilly hits him with the flat of her trident.
"Shut up! We ARE trying to keep this part of the OG rated G, you know!"
Izzy whispered to Rainslash, "He always underestimates his opponents. I would not worry at this time, though. Nice job on beating him."
Rainslash only nodded in response. Izzy watched as Lilly continued to hit Red with her trident. After a few seconds of beating Red with the trident, she started to kick and punch him while stabbing him with the sharp points. Rainslash suddenly pulled on Izzy's glove.
Izzy, now that I notice, you do not have any wings. I read the ancient legend and it said that three of the four would have wings. Here is what I remember:
'...With wings of black,...
...With wings of white,...
...With wings of many hue,...
Three willist fly to the three ancient temples,
Temple one willist take the first wings to Onett,
Temple two willist take the second wings to Twoson,
Temple three willist take the third wings to Threed,
The fourth willist not go to a temple,
The fourth willist not go to a place,
The fourth willist not earn wings,
The fourth willist not follow,
The fourth willist go to a cemetery,
The fourth willist go to a grave,
The fourth willist go with honor,
The fourth willist go alone,
Only the three will meet up with fighters,
The fighters are not mages, yet they can cast little magic,
The fourth must do the following in the cemetery:
Ring the Ding Dong Bing Bong Grave Song bell thrice,
Ring the Ding Ding Song bell twice,
Ring the Zoom Zoom Boing Boing Song bell once,
Ring the Clang Clang Ding Ding Boing Boing Ding Dong Bing Bong Zoom Zoom Doing Doing Bam Bam Crash Crash Laa Laa Zing-a-ling Zing-a-ding Ga Ga Bong-a-gong Bong-a-dong Zing Zang Ding-a-ling Ding-a-long Song bell none --'
Izzy was too involved with the legend that he didn't notice Rainslash passed out from oxygen loss. Nobody else seemed to notice, either.
[Dissolve]
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[Dissolve to: Moogle Village]
"HmmmMMMMMPHMMMM! MMMM MPH HMMMHMMMHRMPH!!!!"
"I'll glue this brick to your mouth if you don't stop."
".......*Sweatdrop*..."
[Dissolve]
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[Dissolve to: Unknown Woods]
"Izzy?"
"...." We were supposed to have wings?
"Izzzzzyyyyyyy???"
"..." I do not think we were supposed to have wings...
"IZZY!!!"
"...Hmm?" What does she want? I am busy trying to think of this situation...what the legend means by that...
"What happened?!"
"What are you talking about??" DARN! She is obviously ruining my thoughts by speaking to me...
"What happened to Rainslash?"
Why does not she ever shut up?!?!...Oh. Rainslash must have been very tired to fall asleep at a time like this... "Rainslash is a little tired...I think."
Can some one stop the merry-go-round? I do not feel so merry anymore...
"Very funny, Rainslash."
"Well? What happened?"
I was explaining a part of the legend, that I remembered reading after I was born, to Izzy. What happened next I do not recall.
Rainslash got up and started flapping it's wings.
And I do not want to know. You better not say it, Izzy, or I WILL use my Grand Lethal on you...full force, too.
Izzy's eyes showed confusion.
"Really?"
Do not force me, Izzy,...
The (very) colourful, little mage was lifted into the air. Izzy saw the finger tips of Rainslash's gloves rip as it's claws came out.
I could use my claws, or any other weapon I have. I prefer an instrument, but I also prefer my elemental weapons. The claws I do not really like all that much, but they are one of the strongest physical attacks that I have.
Izzy brightened, "Really? Do you suppose you could battle against me now?"
Rainslash thought for a moment.
......Well,...just this once.
*An hour later...*
"Go, Izzy!"
"This is dangerous, Red."
"Will ya shut the heck up already?!?!"
"Blizzaga!"
Ha! Izzy, you forgot one little thing...
"Huh?...Oh, shoot..."
I LOVE Auto Reflect AND Reflect x2!
Izzy dodged the massive magic attack and a loud sound interrupted the battle.
"What the heck was THAT?!"
"Red, stop that. The attack hit a building...a large one at that."
Rainslash studied the building.
This...is no ordinary building. I have a theory that this building has approximately a one in five thousand chance that it is not a temple.
"...So, what yer sayin' is that this here building is a temple?"
Yes.
"KUPO!"
It is yet another moogle...
[Dissolve]
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[Dissolve to: Moogle Village]
"Mmmmmm hmmmmmm hmmmm hmmm hmm!"
"Will you stop?!?! I'm going to tie chains around you and drop you in the ocean."
"........." Kupo......
[Fade out]
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What do you think about this story so far? Sorry about the "Dissolve", "Dissolve to", "Scene", "Fade in" and "Fade out". I wanted to make it almost script, but not quite in script. Does it stink???
...
I hope I didn't make this part of the story suck.
PWD[edit]
From what I know, I was thinking of joining the human group at some time. Does not anyone read the ancient legends? Of course, to make things better for the humans, Red will not be joining anyone. Rocky can no longer shout, "KUPO!", which I know every human is happy now. As for continuing this OG, I'm trying to make a long part of the story. And I mean VERY long! If any human has something to say against Izzy and the others joining them, speak today or "forever hold your peace"....wait, what is that quote from???
Vorpal[edit]
yeah, only Izzy should join, or just one other character, too, not as many as you have now.
PWD[edit]
Vorpal, there is only four mages right now. The god and goddesses gave the four special powers...oops, I forgot to post that part in...oh, well, now there is only four, but Red will NOT be joining anyone. It's only Rainslash, Izzy, and Lilly. No one else. If anyone else has something to say against Izzy, Lilly, and Rainslash from joining the human group, "speak now or forever hold your peace"...What is that from, anyway???
PWD[edit]
Masamune, you've been spelling her name wrong a lot of times. It's spelled, "L-I-L-L-Y", not, "L-I-L-Y"! Humans can be so strange...and I'm glad I'm not a human!!!!...No offense to any humans out there...
PWD[edit]
Um...I can do the next page...I think...I just need to read this OG from page one and memorize it...hey, do you think Sapphire could join us? I mean, it might help her get through the "writer's block", and she might enjoy being in this.
... ... ... ... ...What's a "wedding"?
PWD[edit]
OKAY, WHAT THE TUNA HAPPENED HERE?!?!?! ...Sorry, I kind of got lost in the story... Where exactly ARE we??? ...RECAP TIME!!!
Quote of the day:
quote: "I was raised to believe in Jobe, and what does this so-called-God give me? A hemeroid!"
KirbyPinkPuffball Level4[edit]
Kirby was saying, "I'm a little pink puffball. Welcome."
Cid said, "I ment you were a mage!" but Kirby said, "I am a white mage." and Cid knew it.
Now you got Kirby the little pink puffball as the White mage. ? needs to disapear.
Reno said, "I saw you on the chart." but Kirby says, "Well look. If anyone that is killed will make me revive them."
Peter herd Kirby and said, "I am a good charcter not to be a mage, I'll be the main one."
Peter teleports.
Kirby knew it.
Add Peter to the main charcter list!