Lyssa

Lyssa is the last of the many new Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada crewmates recruited in The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Sequel (and like all the other GCPA members who started in the sequel, her author never contributed). She was somehow the niece of Drew Carey and was dispatched to accompany Captain Monkeyman Scruffy as his crew's mechanic after Drew Carey had finished training him.

Lyssa did even more absolutely nothing than any other members (especially since the mechanic role was originally reserved for Frenchie). Her soul was later sold to Chevy Chase with the rest of the useless crew members. They were bought back by the pirates in the GCPA Finale. Lyssa soon afterwards went up to her room without even getting a line and has not been seen since in an intentional invoking of the Brother Chuck. She will never appear again along with her very existence being contradicted in parody of said trope.